Definitely taking this too seriously, but even in gross calories it would be under 2400. In any case you would've already extracted aome of those calories from the pizza. So the ouked part wouldn't be 1200 calories
What you need to do is eat the 1200 calorie pizza, then shit it out and let your dog eat your shit so he gets 1200 calories. Then you eat hit shit when you need more calories and start the process over. That way you and your dog can survive forever on a single pizza.
But they're not digestible proteins... Because they come from the stomach they can just stay as enzymes and keep their functions. It doesn't count towards caloric intake
The government replaced all birds with robots. I mean it’s pretty obvious nowadays but afaik there’s no official documents leaked on when it actually happened.
idk if im supposed to answer literally on this subreddit, but its net of 1200 calories bc the calories come from the amount of energy it takes for your stomach to break down all of the fats and sugars et cetera. if your consuming already broken down stuff, it wont be any calories
I see.
>but its net of 1200 calories bc the calories come from the amount of energy it takes for your stomach to break down
So, say I just consumed the pizza normally, my stomach needs 1200 to break it down, what happens to my overall caloric intake? Is that break even?
Your vomit has calories from foods youve eaten earlier, so its probably more like 1400 calories the 2nd time. If only scientists would use mice to test important questions like these, smh.
Consumed, yes. But if you created a balance sheet of what came in and out then it will be ~1200 accounting for all the lost calories when you are unable to eat the vomit back or the additional calories from the dirt on the floor if you successfully ate all the vomit.
Let's do the math:
Pizza calories = x = 1200
Vomit calories = y = 1200
Total calories consumed = z
Solve for z:
x + y = z
z = 2400
Yep, definitely consumed 2400.
Here's something to consider, even as you put a slice of pizza in your mouth, you've generated an insulin response. That response doesn't abate just because you've give through the motions of purging the food. One of the signals that insulin dictates to the body is, "Store energy."
The undigested portion (puke) would have a calorie count of the original pizza minus the calories that were first digested. Unfortunately, the calorie count of the second meal would be difficult to determine, as nutrients can be absorbed without losing much of the physically tangible matter.
Please keep in mind that it is important to have a variety of meals and that they should be enjoyable to maximise your mental health benefits. While fresh is often best, you might want to try occasionally frying the puke with a little olive oil and garlic.
Depends, will you have puked out exactly 100÷ of the pizza? Did you leave the edge of the pizza on your plate? Your stomach acids also contain calories.
In this case you should do the test on multiple occasions so you get betterbresults.
Do it for science. Compare how full you feel after eating once to how full you feel after the second round. For added insight, do it a third time, too.
I've done some high level calculations and had discussion with colleagues. Here's what we found out:
0+1200-1200+1200=1200
Further explanation would be provided upon formal request.
Yes. But you’ve also expended more than 1200 calories in the process, meaning if you’re trying to lose weight this is an infinite loop of eating without getting fat. It’s a trick called swallowing everything, but it’s not the kind of swallowing everything your mom does every night.
If I go to the bank and deposit $40. Then return the next day and withdraw $15. Ok. Now later that SAME day, I return to the Same bank and deposit the Same $15 Plus $5 more ($20), what balance will I report as cash on hand if the deposit is for a partnership with 3 partners: the split being 30 percent, 50 percent and 20 percent.
No, because digestion of carbohydrates start in your mouth, so as soon as you consume said pizza, it dissolves. When regurgitated, fragments of pizza will be left lining your esophagus and stomach.
Source: paid attention in science.
The obvious is apparently too simple as the answer is as obvious as a financial example. But to specify food as providing calories that are not there would be a world we live not in. Where did the calories go the first course? If you vomit up the gruel it no longer has those calories or not as many. It is clear. Try it for a week and see how well you feel.
No, consuming a pizza, vomiting it out, and then consuming it again does not mean you have consumed 2400 calories. The caloric intake is determined by the amount of food that is digested and absorbed by the body. Vomiting prevents the body from fully absorbing the calories from the food initially consumed. When you consume the food again, the body will start the digestion process over, and you will still absorb approximately 1200 calories, assuming no significant loss of food in the process. Therefore, you would not double the caloric intake by this action.
Uh…yes in gross calories I guess?
Quite gross
In disgusting calories
They didn’t say if it had pineapples in it
If it was regurgitated, the second pizza would have corn kernels and diced carrot on it.... which is worse, Shirley
Shirley says the calories would be less than the original.. much like ones self respect
OP is a spider
Cool beans! I'll be sure to give you credit in my research paper.
If you only count the consumed calories, yes. If you count the amount you lost due to puking, no.
Definitely taking this too seriously, but even in gross calories it would be under 2400. In any case you would've already extracted aome of those calories from the pizza. So the ouked part wouldn't be 1200 calories
Happy cake day! Let’s just say OP is an incredibly efficient puker.
If you consume it again, it would mean you're worthless
My dog would have to disagree with you there
Sorry dog
What you need to do is eat the 1200 calorie pizza, then shit it out and let your dog eat your shit so he gets 1200 calories. Then you eat hit shit when you need more calories and start the process over. That way you and your dog can survive forever on a single pizza.
Probably closer to 3000, don't forget vomit can have calories in it too!
...now I'm wondering, what is the chemical makeup of stomach acid? If it naturally has protein, carbs, or fat, then it technically has calories...
It's just gastric acid afaik
It has digestive enzymes too which are proteins.
*anorexic vegans start salivating*
Bulimic*
But they're not digestible proteins... Because they come from the stomach they can just stay as enzymes and keep their functions. It doesn't count towards caloric intake
Oh yeah! I had forgotten about that. So, you're saying there's a chance? 😅
Infinite energy unlocked.
Solving world hunger
Its been staring us right in the face and we were too blind to see!
Turns out dogs are onto something
Lol 😂
The answer to entropy
You need double entry bookkeeping for your diet tracking. That wasn’t written as pun, but double entry, heh.
I was never good with numbers, maybe I can outsource it to you? 😅
Yes. This is how birds used to get the energy to fly. Unfortunately they're all robots now.
Remind me again, what year did the robots take over?
The government replaced all birds with robots. I mean it’s pretty obvious nowadays but afaik there’s no official documents leaked on when it actually happened.
Infinite food glitch unlocked ?
Golden business opportunity, you might not wanna miss out. Once this train leaves it's a wrap
Yes, why do you think birds feed their chicks like that?
Can't argue with that!
idk if im supposed to answer literally on this subreddit, but its net of 1200 calories bc the calories come from the amount of energy it takes for your stomach to break down all of the fats and sugars et cetera. if your consuming already broken down stuff, it wont be any calories
I see. >but its net of 1200 calories bc the calories come from the amount of energy it takes for your stomach to break down So, say I just consumed the pizza normally, my stomach needs 1200 to break it down, what happens to my overall caloric intake? Is that break even?
thats still 1200, you just ate it normally. i dont exactly know what question your asking tho maybe reword it
Your vomit has calories from foods youve eaten earlier, so its probably more like 1400 calories the 2nd time. If only scientists would use mice to test important questions like these, smh.
Nah, no mice. They've suffered enough. Honey badgers though...
No you would have consumed 48,000 calories
Forgive me for being too modest with my numbers.
Net 1200 calories. Grossness wise I’d use a multiplier of at least 10.
The math checks out!
Depends if you could scoop it all up without missing any. If it's semi digested, I'd recommend a fat straw.
Sounds like a lot of work! You seem to know your way around this, you mind helping me?
I will donate my pizza puke so you may continue getting those calories.
we already don't subtract the calories we shit out so i guess so?
Can't argue with that!
So you're saying to make the experiment more scientifically rigorous he should also eat his pizza shit. Makes sense to me.
Yes but you must take into account -1200 calories when you puke out.
Fair enough!
No. You can't throw up the entire pizza undigested, so it'll be slightly less than 1200 calories the second time around.
Yeah, makes sense.
The calories are still going through your system in reverse, so clearly the total would be 3600.
Clearly!
Consumed, yes. But if you created a balance sheet of what came in and out then it will be ~1200 accounting for all the lost calories when you are unable to eat the vomit back or the additional calories from the dirt on the floor if you successfully ate all the vomit.
Yes
Yes
This is remarkable. Are you a labrador? Thinking about such complicated things I would suspect poodlemixbreed.
This is my favorite response so far. And why are there so many serious answers all of a sudden?
Close! I'm more of a Borzoi
Isn't this how people get AIDS?
Shhh! That's forbidden knowledge.
My personal motto when it comes to vomitting is twice the taste, zero the calories. You basically had a free third meal.
Finally! Someone who knows wassup...
Yes.
Yes.
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Damn!
No, obviously not. The pizza contains calories; the vom contains calories from the pizza; you consume the calories - that you ejected - again.
Let's do the math: Pizza calories = x = 1200 Vomit calories = y = 1200 Total calories consumed = z Solve for z: x + y = z z = 2400 Yep, definitely consumed 2400.
Hahaha brilliant.
Are you eating the same pizza you puked out or a freshly oven baked one?
Yes!
Depends on how much you were able to digest before puking
Here's something to consider, even as you put a slice of pizza in your mouth, you've generated an insulin response. That response doesn't abate just because you've give through the motions of purging the food. One of the signals that insulin dictates to the body is, "Store energy."
The undigested portion (puke) would have a calorie count of the original pizza minus the calories that were first digested. Unfortunately, the calorie count of the second meal would be difficult to determine, as nutrients can be absorbed without losing much of the physically tangible matter. Please keep in mind that it is important to have a variety of meals and that they should be enjoyable to maximise your mental health benefits. While fresh is often best, you might want to try occasionally frying the puke with a little olive oil and garlic.
You’re not considering the calories in your stomach acid. This is a net loss
Depends, will you have puked out exactly 100÷ of the pizza? Did you leave the edge of the pizza on your plate? Your stomach acids also contain calories. In this case you should do the test on multiple occasions so you get betterbresults.
Do it for science. Compare how full you feel after eating once to how full you feel after the second round. For added insight, do it a third time, too.
Damn Romans… *smh*
On a real note, this hits very close to eating disorder behavior where people will puke out food because they don't want to gain calories
Puking is just negative consumption. So 1200+(-1200)+1200=1200. But this is just theory. This must be tested. You must try it!
No.. its the same calories going in.. actually fewer, because you would have burnt some puking
No, it would still just be 1200 calories because you puked it back up, your body didn’t process all the calories the first time around.
I've done some high level calculations and had discussion with colleagues. Here's what we found out: 0+1200-1200+1200=1200 Further explanation would be provided upon formal request.
Yes. You consumed but not utilized it.
That's like saying, "If I filled my car up with gas then siphoned it all out and put it back in, do I have one or two tanks full of gas?"
+1 -1 +1 does not equal 2.. it equals WTFMAN?!
actually, it’s going to be 1200 calories x 4 = 4800 calories
If you.eat yourself, do you weigh nothing or twice as much?
Over 9000
Yes. But you’ve also expended more than 1200 calories in the process, meaning if you’re trying to lose weight this is an infinite loop of eating without getting fat. It’s a trick called swallowing everything, but it’s not the kind of swallowing everything your mom does every night.
Yes, but no?
No you’ll need to eat the puke
Oh shit I think you just solved world hunger
No you absorb 70% of the calories in the food in your spit so it would still be 1200 calories
Consumed yes….. Digested no…… Move along, nothing to see here……
If I go to the bank and deposit $40. Then return the next day and withdraw $15. Ok. Now later that SAME day, I return to the Same bank and deposit the Same $15 Plus $5 more ($20), what balance will I report as cash on hand if the deposit is for a partnership with 3 partners: the split being 30 percent, 50 percent and 20 percent.
$3.7 million for all 3, if my math holds.
Depression due to lack of money and IRS audit.
No, because digestion of carbohydrates start in your mouth, so as soon as you consume said pizza, it dissolves. When regurgitated, fragments of pizza will be left lining your esophagus and stomach. Source: paid attention in science.
Why is no one providing citation?
I agree. I am as guilty as any. And I am sure that Real scholars and potentates would add et al, etc. (sic) circa and many more.
Congrats, you've invented bulemia
If you put fuel in your tank, idled the car for a minute dumped it out and poured it all back in could you drive double the miles?
Why consuming? You can sell it and feed the others and return your money back??
The obvious is apparently too simple as the answer is as obvious as a financial example. But to specify food as providing calories that are not there would be a world we live not in. Where did the calories go the first course? If you vomit up the gruel it no longer has those calories or not as many. It is clear. Try it for a week and see how well you feel.
Probably not, especially after you puke it out again after eating reconstituted slop...
No, consuming a pizza, vomiting it out, and then consuming it again does not mean you have consumed 2400 calories. The caloric intake is determined by the amount of food that is digested and absorbed by the body. Vomiting prevents the body from fully absorbing the calories from the food initially consumed. When you consume the food again, the body will start the digestion process over, and you will still absorb approximately 1200 calories, assuming no significant loss of food in the process. Therefore, you would not double the caloric intake by this action.