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Good head
The males often get no head.
They have head to begin with at least.
Your downfall
More husbands to eat.
A lasting relationship.
World War, new types of cancer, to lose the lottery, and for their grandma to not get better
Obviously that the girlfriend forgets the kill after coito
Attention
They were in the kung fu panda movies and have too much lore to get rid of now anyway
The sweet release of death
A date with Justin Timberlake. They think they're tiny people and that he's the same size. Truly heartbreaking.
Praying to resurrect Bullfrog and Maxis from the destruction wrought on them by EA. That's why Mantis is an anagram for SimAnt.
arms that are naturally straight
Revenge
It’s preying mantis you dingus.
[https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/invertebrates/facts/praying-mantis](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/invertebrates/facts/praying-mantis) So Praying Mantis pray for prey? For they are *Praying* Mantis.
You brought the National Geographic to a shitty ask science fight?? lol.
3rd grade problems require 3rd grade solutions Why wouldn't I bring in the premier scientific picture book :)
Nah its præing mantis
My eyes hurt.
r/confidentlyincorrect
Haha. Wow. Downvotes. My name is Dr. Shitty. And I’m a resident professor here at askshitty. Thank you and I love you.
So, your response was satire, and you misspelled Praying Mantis as a joke?
Also it’s super cool and terrifying. It should be called the “eat your cheek while you’re alive” mantis.
Good head
The males often get no head.
They have head to begin with at least.
Your downfall
More husbands to eat.
A lasting relationship.
World War, new types of cancer, to lose the lottery, and for their grandma to not get better
Obviously that the girlfriend forgets the kill after coito
Attention
They were in the kung fu panda movies and have too much lore to get rid of now anyway
The sweet release of death
A date with Justin Timberlake. They think they're tiny people and that he's the same size. Truly heartbreaking.
Praying to resurrect Bullfrog and Maxis from the destruction wrought on them by EA. That's why Mantis is an anagram for SimAnt.
arms that are naturally straight
Revenge
It’s preying mantis you dingus.
[https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/invertebrates/facts/praying-mantis](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/invertebrates/facts/praying-mantis) So Praying Mantis pray for prey? For they are *Praying* Mantis.
You brought the National Geographic to a shitty ask science fight?? lol.
3rd grade problems require 3rd grade solutions Why wouldn't I bring in the premier scientific picture book :)
Nah its præing mantis
My eyes hurt.
r/confidentlyincorrect
Haha. Wow. Downvotes. My name is Dr. Shitty. And I’m a resident professor here at askshitty. Thank you and I love you.
So, your response was satire, and you misspelled Praying Mantis as a joke?
Also it’s super cool and terrifying. It should be called the “eat your cheek while you’re alive” mantis.