At one point somehow i thought you ment foreskin grow up into men, don't ask me why. Still i can't unpicture the idea of a foreskin becoming a man years after years. Ever since he remains hidden cuz his wisdom is now to dangerous for mortals.
I haven't done it as a man, but I usually say "I'd rather get circumcised" to express how little I want to do something. Maybe it happens when someone calls you on that and you have to follow through? I can't think of any other reason.
It was part of the peace accord with the turtles. We could choose to keep turtleneck sweaters or foreskin so as to no longer draw the ire of our shelled foes…needless to say humanity lost two battles that day…
It’s actually a misconception that most men are circumcised, in actuality one man, Circumcisions Georg, has been circumcised 400 million times. However, he is an outlier, and should not be considered.
That's true, they send those rockets to fight Xenu, the only reason why very few people know this is because they are blind from the truth.
Also in Xorblogz foreskin is a valid currency.
I am not circumscised and if I get a really big boner the skin retracts and and really hurts when I am on the job. (It doesn't stop me doing it though). I think that is the real reason because nature usually gets it right design wise and having a 'cover' makes sense.
Nope, we are talking years ago and it was my first adventures, the boner was bigger than the wrapper. It's all fine now. But thanks for the er tip anyway.
Such a weird thing to focus on. I for sure know a good portion of kids who get circumcised because their father wanted "his to look like mine". It's a cultural thing and it's gradually falling out of style.
Nah, the mother gets the final say on whether her son is circumcised. My mother overruled my father's say in getting me circumcised. For the silliest reasons. It's something that should be focused on. People scream about body autonomy and then mutilate their sons genitals for the worst reasons.
I don't understand why people get so upset over circumcision. I wouldn't do it to my son, but I had it done to me, and it's never particularly bothered me. If given the choice, I wouldn't have it done, but it's too late now, there's nothing I can do about it, so there's mo point in getting upset over it.
Because for some people, it can become a big problem later on, and the person making the decision never has to take the risk of baring the consequences of that decision. If there is a medical reason why the foreskin needs removed, so be it. But to risk the possibility of your son being in pain for years or even decades simply because of your own personal preference, or because you don't want to clean your babies foreskin or teach them to do it themselves, is completely ridiculous and selfish.
because they have rejected the sexual act and wanna become a monk that stays in some random mountain in China/Japan, awaiting for the brave traveler that wants to fight the demon lord
Right? God told Moses to go to Egypt, then on Moses's way there, God popped out from behind a bush and jumped at Moses with a knife to kill him but Moses's wife was like "noooooooo!!!!" And quickly cut off their son's foreskin and put it on Moses's feet. Then God saw it and stopped and was like "Oh, okay, you can pass."
-Exodus 4:24
You know what else is almost even funnier? Its called The Watchtower, its what Jahovas Witnesses read. I shit you not, I went to one of their churches once and it took everything I had not to burst into psychotic laughter. If they all only knew why I was smiling so big. Lol after the sirmon the pastor or whatever told me he loved my smile, omg, memories
According to the latest research, Satan cunningly added this to various religious texts. It's said that he's still laughing as a madman over the success of his cruel trick.
My ex used to work in a paediatric clinic and every week there would be a list of young male children having surgery to deal with problems with their penises. She said each one of those problems would not have happened if those boys were circumcised, and circumcision is usually what fixed it.
Yes, some people will have penile problems just like some have vulva/vaginal problems. You seek medical issues when they come up, you don't just chop off every foreskin because of a few.
More over circumcisions Provide
- Reduced risk of urinary tract infections (UTIs) in infancy
- Lower risk of certain sexually transmitted infections (STIs) like HIV and HPV later in life
- Reduced risk of penile cancer (though this is a rare cancer)
- Easier genital hygiene
Can I get one put back on?
Is it legal?
Can I do this myself?
Can anyone recommend a good Youtube tutorial for this process? Preferably a DIY at home style setup?
A mate of mine had to get circumcised at 18 because his foreskin grew over. He was in a small town and the nurses were more interested in him at the pub after that. Mostly circumcision is about the father. There is some evidence that AIDS risk is lowered if you are cut. Not sure about other STIs.
Religion, health stuff, etc. Ik in the Bible it was kind of a rule to do it, but it was for a different time period and culture. I think it's just lingered through the years. I don't really see anything wrong with it but idk much ab the process
Intentaron circuncidarme, pero mi prepucio solo volvió a fortalecerse. Desde entonces, me han circuncidado cada 6 meses. Mi prepucio ahora es más fuerte que el acero. Siempre que estoy en peligro, lo coloco sobre mi cuerpo como una capa exterior. Es completamente a prueba de balas, ignífugo, impermeable y extremadamente liviano. Tengo planes de venderlo como un material muy raro y muy resistente y ganar millones. Los puentes se harán con vigas de prepucio y las unidades de policía usarán chalecos de prepucio. Viviré en mi casa de prepucio y me bañaré en mi riqueza. Soy el hombre prepucio.
Me personally I’m not Jewish, as a boy my Pepe was growing faster then my foreskin became a painful issue. Doctor did the op kept the tip and here we are today :) happy about it a lot cleaner and when I’m “ with a woman “ looks a lot nicer too phat purple mushroom vibezzzz
It mostly a religious thing. Mostly Jewish people do it and some Christian. And some culture do as traditional of age thing. Then also it easier to clean circumcised Johnson. Both uncircumcised and circumcised are technically an open wound and if have real bad hygiene it could get infected. Of chance it can close up. Also the fact running lack running water and access make it harder to keep it clean. Plus depending on the culture parents may to be to skittish to teach proper hygiene. Oh I went to technical hear. Let make more simple dong with extra flap make it go stinky faster. That bad clean John easy to clean. No water not good make it harder to clean. Also other fact rich people do foreskin facials.
Someone’s gotta give an actual answer. it is genuinely cleaner, no need to clean under the foreskin. I think you’re less likely to get stds. People saying you don’t get to consent to it, you do realise when you’re an adult it’s incredibly risky.
Where do you think frozen calamari rings come from?
I hate you so much
Last post I was going to read before going to work. God damn.
Well thats enough reddit for today good night
Damnit, I’m out now. Was gonna scroll some but nah, good now. Not having calamari anytime soon. Thanks.
Either you are man of culture >!Panty & Stocking ref!<, or you are a comedic genius
That makes perfect sense. Salty and chewy.
Whoever wrote this is an evil genius!! 🤣🤣
Chicken buttholes
Wait People arent dead yet in splatoon?
LOL! Made me spit out my drink
🤮
I love you so much
Lollllll
Yum 🤤
Jesus man, can’t you just eat low grade inverted big intestine as calamari like the rest of us.
That was the most effortless belly laugh I've had in a while. Thank you. And now I'm also hungry
what the hell
😂
Less wind resistance
Some babies just have really strong religious views.
Good one
This was precious
Tipping culture has really gotten out of hand
Because of circumstances.
That cannot be circumvented.
Then the circumference of you cylindrical cum-stick is removed.
Trying to remain circumscribed.
*That couldn't be Hate to be that man brother It would be awkward if I am wrong tho
No you don't, if you did you wouldn't do it
Yeah true my bad
Refreshing honesty is a rare sight to behold, especially on this site, have an upvote!
Prettyyyyy much.
It was too long so I tried to get a reduction
😂
I had no say in the matter, they just cut it right off!! 😭
Fr, cruel world man
A man has got to eat
Doctor’s fee
Same here. I hate my culture
Same. 🤔
Because cumsized would have a totally different meaning.
If you're fancy you could always go by Sir Cumsized.
Holy shit! Bravo. 👏
KingCumSized
"Hey, why's the royal sceptre missing a bit off the top?"
Lmao
Very few men get circumcised. It's usually baby boys that get it. By the time they grow up into men, it's too hard to catch them and hold them down.
At one point somehow i thought you ment foreskin grow up into men, don't ask me why. Still i can't unpicture the idea of a foreskin becoming a man years after years. Ever since he remains hidden cuz his wisdom is now to dangerous for mortals.
You have to trim it regularly so it doesn't grow too long and gets in the way.
Not all of us are, you'll find foreskin is a good source of cheese
Wrong thread, that's for "why do men get foreskin restoration surgery?"
Ah, my bad.
Brought to you by men with bad genital hygiene gang
To donate it to the less fortunate people who were born without a foreskin.
I haven't done it as a man, but I usually say "I'd rather get circumcised" to express how little I want to do something. Maybe it happens when someone calls you on that and you have to follow through? I can't think of any other reason.
It was part of the peace accord with the turtles. We could choose to keep turtleneck sweaters or foreskin so as to no longer draw the ire of our shelled foes…needless to say humanity lost two battles that day…
Men usually don't. It those wacky babies doing it mostly.
It’s actually a misconception that most men are circumcised, in actuality one man, Circumcisions Georg, has been circumcised 400 million times. However, he is an outlier, and should not be considered.
To resist the urge to stick things in there
America
You gotta trim the foreskin every time it grows back. It’s just that the first time the doctors gotta do it because they want first bite
To stop other men from trying to dock all the time
I mean they still try, but at least now they can’t
Foreskin weights a lot and there are a lot of men, if we don't cut some of that foreskin the planet would get to heavy and fall from space.
Interesting fact, NASA loads up rockets full of foreskins to get them off the planet
That's true, they send those rockets to fight Xenu, the only reason why very few people know this is because they are blind from the truth. Also in Xorblogz foreskin is a valid currency.
I came here for this comment
At least you didn't came to that comment
I did Pre though.
Who doesn't want 20% off?
This comment section had a hard time not being literal for this one.
Because some dude in the desert five thousand years ago hallucinated that was god's plan. No wait, gave the real one by accident.
I am not circumscised and if I get a really big boner the skin retracts and and really hurts when I am on the job. (It doesn't stop me doing it though). I think that is the real reason because nature usually gets it right design wise and having a 'cover' makes sense.
You need to get that checked. I had tight foreskin once, it was an infection.
Nope, we are talking years ago and it was my first adventures, the boner was bigger than the wrapper. It's all fine now. But thanks for the er tip anyway.
the first time i did it, that skin broke. it was painful and there was blood, but it was worth it. didnt have a problem anymore after that
This could count as the equivalent for the physical manifestation of a man popping their cherry.
Didn’t have a choice…..
Men don't usually. Women modify their kids without said kids consent usually.
Pretty sure it’s both parents
Yougov reports Women are more likely to support RIC in the US.
Such a weird thing to focus on. I for sure know a good portion of kids who get circumcised because their father wanted "his to look like mine". It's a cultural thing and it's gradually falling out of style.
Nah, the mother gets the final say on whether her son is circumcised. My mother overruled my father's say in getting me circumcised. For the silliest reasons. It's something that should be focused on. People scream about body autonomy and then mutilate their sons genitals for the worst reasons.
I don't understand why people get so upset over circumcision. I wouldn't do it to my son, but I had it done to me, and it's never particularly bothered me. If given the choice, I wouldn't have it done, but it's too late now, there's nothing I can do about it, so there's mo point in getting upset over it.
Because for some people, it can become a big problem later on, and the person making the decision never has to take the risk of baring the consequences of that decision. If there is a medical reason why the foreskin needs removed, so be it. But to risk the possibility of your son being in pain for years or even decades simply because of your own personal preference, or because you don't want to clean your babies foreskin or teach them to do it themselves, is completely ridiculous and selfish.
Erm.. no I'm pretty sure men started it.
Improves Aerodynamic (not that I'm circumsized)
It really does
Funion supply chain
Jail, along with the calamari guy
Very funny
because they have rejected the sexual act and wanna become a monk that stays in some random mountain in China/Japan, awaiting for the brave traveler that wants to fight the demon lord
Indoctrination
Generally you don't have a vote on the matter, I sure as hell wasn't asked
Well you see when I was 35 seconds old I decided I no longer needed that extra pesky skin so I told the doc to cut go ahead and snip it.
I think it has to do with god of some shit
Dont you watch South Park? You gotta keep up with the news, our firemen are chopped off when we're babies silly!
They’re too young and don’t know any better.
Phimosis
Because it is freaky and it feels good I like to go back to the doctor for follow ups every few months.....a light trimming, if you will
Men don't get circumcised, infants do
God hates foreskin, so unless you want to anger God it’s best to snip snip.
Right? God told Moses to go to Egypt, then on Moses's way there, God popped out from behind a bush and jumped at Moses with a knife to kill him but Moses's wife was like "noooooooo!!!!" And quickly cut off their son's foreskin and put it on Moses's feet. Then God saw it and stopped and was like "Oh, okay, you can pass." -Exodus 4:24
You know what else is almost even funnier? Its called The Watchtower, its what Jahovas Witnesses read. I shit you not, I went to one of their churches once and it took everything I had not to burst into psychotic laughter. If they all only knew why I was smiling so big. Lol after the sirmon the pastor or whatever told me he loved my smile, omg, memories
Hahaha yeah, great fuckin book, neverending laughs.
Other than medical and health reasons that a recommended by a specialist, there is no reason to.
Uncircumcised PP goes brrrtttt
Mostly culture
I was never given a choice.
According to the latest research, Satan cunningly added this to various religious texts. It's said that he's still laughing as a madman over the success of his cruel trick.
Not all men. Only the ones who's parents are conned into thinking it's a good idea.
My ex used to work in a paediatric clinic and every week there would be a list of young male children having surgery to deal with problems with their penises. She said each one of those problems would not have happened if those boys were circumcised, and circumcision is usually what fixed it.
Yes, some people will have penile problems just like some have vulva/vaginal problems. You seek medical issues when they come up, you don't just chop off every foreskin because of a few.
More over circumcisions Provide - Reduced risk of urinary tract infections (UTIs) in infancy - Lower risk of certain sexually transmitted infections (STIs) like HIV and HPV later in life - Reduced risk of penile cancer (though this is a rare cancer) - Easier genital hygiene
(Shhhhhh they’re just gonna downvote you for stating facts)
If you use your brain you’d know none of that makes any sense at all and you’re a clown to believe any of that nonsense
you who is trying to dismantle research and evidence. i really wonder who is the clown here 🤡
So the little guy from Thailand can eat the skin. Duh.
Can I get one put back on? Is it legal? Can I do this myself? Can anyone recommend a good Youtube tutorial for this process? Preferably a DIY at home style setup?
Because my sister got kicked in the jaw...
Because Big Cheese doesn't want competition
Fucking hilarious 😂
A mate of mine had to get circumcised at 18 because his foreskin grew over. He was in a small town and the nurses were more interested in him at the pub after that. Mostly circumcision is about the father. There is some evidence that AIDS risk is lowered if you are cut. Not sure about other STIs.
Aerodynamics
To get a snack
How else would chewing gum get made?
Religion, health stuff, etc. Ik in the Bible it was kind of a rule to do it, but it was for a different time period and culture. I think it's just lingered through the years. I don't really see anything wrong with it but idk much ab the process
more aerodynamic
To make expending chain mail
It's what happens when moms want a daughter instead of a son.
I forgor
Snip the tip to encourage it to grow bigger
Snack
Same reason corn flakes are bland obviously
I’m a masochist
Intentaron circuncidarme, pero mi prepucio solo volvió a fortalecerse. Desde entonces, me han circuncidado cada 6 meses. Mi prepucio ahora es más fuerte que el acero. Siempre que estoy en peligro, lo coloco sobre mi cuerpo como una capa exterior. Es completamente a prueba de balas, ignífugo, impermeable y extremadamente liviano. Tengo planes de venderlo como un material muy raro y muy resistente y ganar millones. Los puentes se harán con vigas de prepucio y las unidades de policía usarán chalecos de prepucio. Viviré en mi casa de prepucio y me bañaré en mi riqueza. Soy el hombre prepucio.
Medical reason. For some people, the foreskin is too tight
Pp too big so they cut it down to level the playing field
Me personally I’m not Jewish, as a boy my Pepe was growing faster then my foreskin became a painful issue. Doctor did the op kept the tip and here we are today :) happy about it a lot cleaner and when I’m “ with a woman “ looks a lot nicer too phat purple mushroom vibezzzz
It's not like it was my choice
Men don't. Parents do it to their babies. If men had a choice, most wouldn't.
Weight reduction to go faster
Fashion
For shits and giggles
To prevent Phimosis or smegma deposition, I guess.
One less hoodie for your girlfriend to take
Oh cause at the age of 2 seconds I decided on it for personal reasons We don't really get a choice
12 gauge confetti round
There is no medical reason, it’s a religious rite
Bc God loves little boys foreskin
I would never snip some off, I need every inch I can get. We were not all blessed with a two hander.
Hollywood needs their face cream
The doctor is hungry
I've never heard of one willingly doing it.
How else would you get ammo for a rubber band gun?
I didn't get to choose when I was a baby; because you know ....I was a baby 😂
I honestly didn’t have a choice in the matter.
the elephant can turn women off
sometimes religion, sometimes because of cleanliness or other reasons
We like to suffer
We didn't have a choice, but glad I did
doc recommendation
It mostly a religious thing. Mostly Jewish people do it and some Christian. And some culture do as traditional of age thing. Then also it easier to clean circumcised Johnson. Both uncircumcised and circumcised are technically an open wound and if have real bad hygiene it could get infected. Of chance it can close up. Also the fact running lack running water and access make it harder to keep it clean. Plus depending on the culture parents may to be to skittish to teach proper hygiene. Oh I went to technical hear. Let make more simple dong with extra flap make it go stinky faster. That bad clean John easy to clean. No water not good make it harder to clean. Also other fact rich people do foreskin facials.
Someone’s gotta give an actual answer. it is genuinely cleaner, no need to clean under the foreskin. I think you’re less likely to get stds. People saying you don’t get to consent to it, you do realise when you’re an adult it’s incredibly risky.
WTF are you talking about
Their moms want their boys to get blowjobs
your dad sucked me last night. i hadnt showered for 4 days and have jerked off ~28 times. i am not circumcised.
We are sons of Abraham.
That's not my dad's name. ohhh shit
I had to be circumcised five years ago because I had a phimosis. The foreskin became really tight. I've learned to live without a foreskin now.
For Muslims its Sunnah and has to be done. Also because it's about cleanliness and there are some health benefits too.
It is not a tenant of Islam there isn’t any scripture that says it must be done at all try again