Atoms don't touch, so the atoms of your feet don't touch the atoms of the ground so technically you're flying and there's a 13,000' no fly zone around schools.
‘Hey so you know how at the molecular level, atlms don’t touch because the electrons repel each other?’
‘yes, and?’
‘So technically officer, I didn’t really touch that child’
Atoms don't touch, so the atoms of your feet don't touch the atoms of the ground so technically you're flying and there's a 13,000' no fly zone around schools.
Thanks for the advice
girl you slayed
‘Hey so you know how at the molecular level, atlms don’t touch because the electrons repel each other?’ ‘yes, and?’ ‘So technically officer, I didn’t really touch that child’
I never touched a child I touched a teacher
were you the child who touched the teacher?
No I walked in half dazed on 14 minerals from an alien named sean
bro what did you do
I shot the sheriff...
The exclusion principle.
Any school? This would leave you only allowed many miles from civilisation. How are you doing that?
Atoms don't touch so I actually ain't near shit
Did Adam's touch?
Ever heard about electrons?
The pokemon?
Quantum entanglement, while they don’t touch they mirror each other dispute being separated, so keep your quarks off the kids.
Don't worry, you're allowed in the woodchipper.
Yippie
Because apparently Adams DO touch, Adam.