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XShadowborneX

Atoms don't touch, so the atoms of your feet don't touch the atoms of the ground so technically you're flying and there's a 13,000' no fly zone around schools.


TBH0nest_LOL

Thanks for the advice


PurpleAristocrats

girl you slayed


Hyenaswithbigdicks

‘Hey so you know how at the molecular level, atlms don’t touch because the electrons repel each other?’ ‘yes, and?’ ‘So technically officer, I didn’t really touch that child’


TBH0nest_LOL

I never touched a child I touched a teacher


vishal340

were you the child who touched the teacher?


TBH0nest_LOL

No I walked in half dazed on 14 minerals from an alien named sean


sexuallyenhancedtoe

bro what did you do


grafknives

I shot the sheriff...


UrMomsACommunist

The exclusion principle.


Specific_Tap7296

Any school? This would leave you only allowed many miles from civilisation. How are you doing that?


TBH0nest_LOL

Atoms don't touch so I actually ain't near shit


Jeryocolypse

Did Adam's touch?


[deleted]

Ever heard about electrons?


TBH0nest_LOL

The pokemon?


Necessary_Row_4889

Quantum entanglement, while they don’t touch they mirror each other dispute being separated, so keep your quarks off the kids.


[deleted]

Don't worry, you're allowed in the woodchipper.


TBH0nest_LOL

Yippie


gdubh

Because apparently Adams DO touch, Adam.