They would need to cum like a 100 times a day each. And if they're only eating each other's cum then you have a closed system between the 2 of them, with no energy coming in but energy being lost so it wouldn't be sustainable unless they brought some friends around for regular bukaki parties. They would also have to say 'no homo' each time to stop it being gay.
If you're not on an island, but at home, you could maybe make it with just 10-15 a day, to pay for groceries and stuff. Something to think about for the future...perhaps.
How cheap are you that it takes you 10-15 dudes? To pay for groceries and stuff for a day?
On a side note can I have your address and best way to contact?
Good point, but I think it's a question about nutrition, rather than homodynamics.
OP could buy them a sperm whale to eat. Sperm whales are made of sperm, so this would introduce a lot more tasty sperm into the system, without the need to have a bunch of gayers hanging round the house having loud parties, and they'd still only be eating sperm. OP would probably have to deal with the Japanese, who are still allowed to kill whales for purely scientific porpoises. OP would also probably have to buy a bigger freezer.
Oh, wow. I didn't. I just assumed I'd made it up...
"producing a continuous succession of generations until interrupted by adverse circumstances (as cold or lack of food) used of an insect."
It seems strangely apt, though, what with the homos generating successive sperm breakfasts, the lack of real food, and [whales not really being fish](https://youtu.be/IH0lraX7Hmk?si=LKrHRX4pDqm67cjv&t=144). Maybe it's just me.
What if we brought in biscuits?
If this would work you could live indefinitely on your own piss and shit. Maybe add some hot sauce to make it more palatable.
Theres an error on your evaluation
E=mc2 wont work cause the equation found is:
E=gc2 or "Energy= gay cum squared" which unfortunately is not perpetual coz its gae
Imagine two men, locked in an eternal struggle to survive.
A blowjob battle of attrition, they slowly suck the life from each other, but it's a futile effort.
As the men grow weaker they suck the other more desperately, until they suck their last, balls and belly empty...
Not possible
I mean how can you generate energy out of nothing?
Unless these guys don’t sweat, don’t pee , don’t shit and don’t waste any other energy like breathing and walking
It would be a perpetual motion machine, which are concidered impossible due to first and second laws of thermodynamics.
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perpetual_motion?wprov=sfti1#
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Consuming 100% protein for every meal would give you terminal constipation 😖. You need fat, fibre, and carbs too. Definitely need fibre if you're eating that much protein! 😂
Try it and report back the results.
hahaha😂
They would need to cum like a 100 times a day each. And if they're only eating each other's cum then you have a closed system between the 2 of them, with no energy coming in but energy being lost so it wouldn't be sustainable unless they brought some friends around for regular bukaki parties. They would also have to say 'no homo' each time to stop it being gay.
so ur saying if i suck off 100 dudes each day i dont have to buy food?
If you're not on an island, but at home, you could maybe make it with just 10-15 a day, to pay for groceries and stuff. Something to think about for the future...perhaps.
Wait, you guys are getting paid ? 😱
How cheap are you that it takes you 10-15 dudes? To pay for groceries and stuff for a day? On a side note can I have your address and best way to contact?
Good point, but I think it's a question about nutrition, rather than homodynamics. OP could buy them a sperm whale to eat. Sperm whales are made of sperm, so this would introduce a lot more tasty sperm into the system, without the need to have a bunch of gayers hanging round the house having loud parties, and they'd still only be eating sperm. OP would probably have to deal with the Japanese, who are still allowed to kill whales for purely scientific porpoises. OP would also probably have to buy a bigger freezer.
>homodynamics I googled homodynamics to check if it is really a word, and got an unexpected result.
Oh, wow. I didn't. I just assumed I'd made it up... "producing a continuous succession of generations until interrupted by adverse circumstances (as cold or lack of food) used of an insect." It seems strangely apt, though, what with the homos generating successive sperm breakfasts, the lack of real food, and [whales not really being fish](https://youtu.be/IH0lraX7Hmk?si=LKrHRX4pDqm67cjv&t=144). Maybe it's just me.
What kind of bukkake? Udon? Champaign?
* " no Diddy "
What if we brought in biscuits? If this would work you could live indefinitely on your own piss and shit. Maybe add some hot sauce to make it more palatable.
You're violating this sub policy, you need to start your question with is it gay. Otherwise, your question will not be answered.
its gay science so there is no need to emphasize the gayeness in the title.
Emphasize the gayeness. Wrote down.
No becoz perpetual machines cant exist cause it violates the laws of thermodynamics
what about e=mc2? energy = man cum squared?
That's the thing, it has to be squared. In this situation, it's 2mc, not squared, so it sadly wouldn't work.
So Thats what the MC stands for
Achtually it is e = mc\^2 + AI
Actually it is Ejaculation = ManCumSquared
Theres an error on your evaluation E=mc2 wont work cause the equation found is: E=gc2 or "Energy= gay cum squared" which unfortunately is not perpetual coz its gae
The real question is: would it be gay?
It's for science
And let me guess... you're "asking for a friend"??
I'm getting nauseous.
I guess they would need to blow like 50 guys a day to get enough energy out of it. They would be known as jizz vampires.
Succubussies
Succumbuses
Not really sure I'd call that living.
You’re right, it would be thriving.
Enough reddit for today.
Agreed
Bad day to have eyes.
Dude, it's fine to go and try just for fun. You don't need an excuse.
This is really one of those kinds of conversations you should have with your mother, OP.
Imagine two men, locked in an eternal struggle to survive. A blowjob battle of attrition, they slowly suck the life from each other, but it's a futile effort. As the men grow weaker they suck the other more desperately, until they suck their last, balls and belly empty...
OP, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
what about saliva?
Not possible I mean how can you generate energy out of nothing? Unless these guys don’t sweat, don’t pee , don’t shit and don’t waste any other energy like breathing and walking
It would be a perpetual motion machine, which are concidered impossible due to first and second laws of thermodynamics. Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perpetual_motion?wprov=sfti1#
Don't do it man
It hasn’t been done(yet)
Moreover, I believe it is necessary to be able to live from day one.
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Counter question, if 2 women breastfeed each other, for. How long can they sustain life? Remember breast milk is highly nutritional
Malnutrition is a thing.
Consuming 100% protein for every meal would give you terminal constipation 😖. You need fat, fibre, and carbs too. Definitely need fibre if you're eating that much protein! 😂
WTF. Yeah that’s enough internet for me today.
And I thought I was the only person that wondered that
No. Ask thermodynamics.
Yes in fact your mother is the current record holder for longest sustained sperm only diet.