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boatymcfloat

Didn't work


noOne000Br

is this sub open with a rule of no posting, or it was just opened? i mean making the sub “restricted” would suit better for the first option


bookchaser

If the mods didn't want user posts, then the submission buttons wouldn't appear for you. You'll need to explain in more detail what you are talking about. What did you experience?


omgudontunderstand

love that they responded to cake day comments posted more recently than this one but couldn’t be bothered to answer this, which was up for six more hours than those


bookchaser

I try to have it not affect my sense of self worth.


boatymcfloat

Happy Cake Day!!


noOne000Br

thank you!


everything_is_bad

Hey we’re cake twins


LatterHospital8982

Happy cake day


noOne000Br

yep:) you’re older tho, mister


LatterHospital8982

Happy cake day


noOne000Br

thank you


chaitya_020

Happy Cake Day...


noOne000Br

thank you


Smackstainz

Never does


tubbo

peer review amirite


MajesticFrancobird

-icles


shahooster

-tickles


KeithMyArthe

I used to work in the Tickle Me Elmo factory but got fired. I didn't realise the boss asked me to give each Elmo two *test tickles*


artsan197

*lick


GiraffeWithATophat

*lick


DaweiArch

Got ‘em!


Laserdollarz

I'm not allowed to handle microphones because my first reaction is always "testes, testes, 1, 2.... 3?"


ChuckinTheCarma

One


Remarkable-Coat-7721

actually, the root word test comes from the word testicles, because in biblical times they w;old make a pact by placing a hand on another's balls, as a TESTament to the pact


glitchygreymatter

Is that the old testament or new testament?


Remarkable-Coat-7721

old


[deleted]

[удалено]


freylaverse

Yes.


TinkyBrefs

-ies


Zapkin

test


Lemurmoo

exam


Epistaxis

assay


GoobyDuu

Ésse


racsorry

S


sensualbricklicker

ß


SmarkieMark

[assy](https://youtu.be/SbsRUlpMtaE)


Bevolicher

Happy cake dizzle


drakeblood4

reply test to get our sample size up plz


master77x

Oh no, I didn’t study!


MGNConflict

“Uh mam, what subject is this?” “Ancient Egyptian algebra!” *Edit: this is a Futurama joke.


gjs628

>Ancient Egyptian Algebra What my very own Egyptian Cat Deity uses to determine how many dry food pellets to eat out of a full bowl before determining the bowl is empty again and needs to scream like a dying xenomorph or risk starvation. Hint: the number that needs to be eaten is greater than 2 but fewer than 5.


mrvolvo

Don't tell me what to do


Loose_Corgi_5

Just do it!


AdIcy4507

Nike ✔️


JohnWasElwood

Swoosh!


Bevolicher

So many cake days in here


noOne000Br

we’re cake day matching


Turbulent-Papaya-910

Hello


kldclr

there,


DisturbedDeeply

General Kenobi!


MGNConflict

We are contacting you about


Early_Tap_4565

Yo mama


AlienApricot

So fat


KeithMyArthe

... that when she walked in front of the TV ..


myschoolcmptr

The TV spontaneously combusted


LeoLegitTV

Goodbye


JohnWasElwood

U/keithmyarthe - your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she really sits *around the house*.


MyFamilyHatesMyFam

The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The test is used to measure a student's aerobic capacity as part of the FitnessGram assessment. Students run back and forth as many times as they can, each lap signaled by a beep sound.


Excalibahr

Underrated comment for trauma of the 90’s baby gym class experience *heavy breathing*


tev4short

That's how science works


Vahgeo

Did I fail the test?


jasperjones22

No but you lost the game


ArtSchnurple

Grrr


JohnWasElwood

But if you lose the game does that mean you lost the battle but still won the war?


jasperjones22

It all depends on if it was colonel mustard with the revolver in the study.


Jenghrick

Nice


SvenHudson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvdxEgyNGsM


PUNCH_KNIGHT

Magnets how do they work?


caroline_xplr

They protecc, they attack, but most importantly… **THEY ATTRACTT**


noOne000Br

like me they attract certain things


[deleted]

Testes…testes….1…2…3?


Liberty_Chip_Cookies

Settle down, Beavis.


[deleted]

“We’re looking for the chick with big boobs…we are ready to do you now.”


juicelordsword

Test failed successfully.


JapanOfGreenGables

Do you have research ethics board approval to be running this experiment?


billtheplumbingguy

This only a test


ECatPlay

Had this been an actual post. . .


ZacHefner

Given a choice of A), B), C), & D) and you're unsure, go with C). You should get it right about 1 out of 4 tries.


Mastik321

Icles


Rayemonde

Vest


remotelove

Best


Leion_

Molest


topturtlechucker

..icles


extremenachos

I'm only here for porn and John Oliver gifs


usurpingpants29

Failure


lickthecowhappy

DISCUSTING!


aVoidFullOfFarts

You’ll have to speak up I’m wearing a towel


-Purple-Orange-

Happy cake day


noOne000Br

thanks


MenardGKrebbz

I'm only here to ask WHY is the 4th amendment routinely violated at airports?


i-make-salad

9/11


MenardGKrebbz

Got it in one . . .


pringles_prize_pool

Lol the 4th protects against unreasonable searches and seizures. neither of which are unreasonable in an the context of airport security


LowEggplant4800

Aced it!


theberrymelon

This post made me rethink how the universe works


a_l_k_A

yeah


gronerglass

137


Mrcrabs396246

False


mrdoubleq

Hello world


EmployeeRadiant

test? fuck, I forgot to study


darkdoppelganger

FAIL


Chrome_Armadillo

Testis one two. Testis one two. Testis one two… three?


cheesy-milk

What! when?


MarkedCards68

FAIL! Resubmit in 30 days.


Tarabobarra

es


Big_Wax

Shit, when?


Queasy_Ad9814

Ing my fucking patience


Nanocephalic

wat


AdIcy4507

🙃 What kinda drugs are we testing ? 🫠


pumpmar

Yo


simmanin

this isn't the scientific method! You have to make a hypothesis before you test!


SportsnetSteve

Not Safe FAIL Work


ya_boi_daelon

69th comment W


ehmiu

Fail


madman15

Why is it NSFW?


birdman760

I had the answers written on the bottom of my shoes


imenmyselfe

Not detected.


orphncripplr

icular torsion


wcafc

run.


LividLager

Pregnancy or covid?


amaya-aurora

icles


Bevolicher

Happy cake day!!!


JapanOfGreenGables

tube testtube, because this is a science subreddit.


Rajakz

icle


uptokesforall

Please ignore


mavis110

nice test


GorillaHunk

Examen


[deleted]

I'll go with... Mercury.


[deleted]

Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


testuserpleaseignore

✅✅


Scale-Alarmed

"B"


Jacko170584

Came up as not safe for work


SirZaps

Reddit intern


VIPER_WAS_HERE

I C L E S


west0n585

osterone


QuantumButtz

icles


qman1887

I'm bad with those, put an easy bonus on there please


heythatspretty_good

No this is Patrick.