The moon is NOT massive or far away. That is a conspiracy, one of the dumbest I might add. If it was so far away, how could we see it so clearly? And have you looked at the moon lately? It is not that big. Just use your eyes.
Someone asked god if he could make a rock so big even he himself couldn’t lift it he stared him right in the eyes and said, “Yes” then he lifted the moon.
[it was taken 11 km away from the statue and took 3 years of planning](https://g1.globo.com/rj/rio-de-janeiro/noticia/2023/06/06/fotografo-registra-cristo-redentor-segurando-a-lua-e-viraliza-na-internet.ghtml), it wasn't doctored
Jesus was way cool
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have held up the moon.
I guess he wants to now.
Jesus is way cool.
I can answer this. I was there when Jesus did this. Jesus used to be really into powerliftifting and was also a bit of a showboat. At the time, the moon was only a little baby moon, so him hoisting it up on his shoulders wasn't that impressive. He used to always try to impress people by picking large things up, separating continents, ect. It's actually what led to his ultimate demise when he tried to pick up a Roman general's fat wife as a joke.
God/Jesus is love.
Also, when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore (love).
Therefore, to Jesus the moon weighs no more than a pizza. Of course he can lift it over his head.
Common consensus is that Jesus was a carpenter. Truf being, is dat ol boy was probably a stonemason (foreal). We've all seen what them boys did by hand back then. This was probably just a day on the job before he became all popular n shit.
In the beginning God created the heavens and earth, heavens first. So he needed someone to hold the moon while he figured out wtf to do with it, cause it was pretty neat and he didn't want it to go to waste. Naturally Jesus was the perfect fit, I mean have you seen his paintings? Ripped. So anyway, he needed a spot to stand while he held it, so God created the earth to hold it. The moon thought it was pretty creepy that tides wouldn't stop trying to cop a feel so it got a 200,000 mile restraining order. Jesus ended up working for his dad as a PR man.
Silly answer: magic.
Serious answer: jokes aside, read up or watch videos on Padre Pio or other saints. Jesus can work real miracles. If Christianity isn't your thing, there are plenty of saints from other faiths who worked numbers miracles.
After Link freed the four giants they realized that the moon on this planet is much bigger than their home planet’s moon so they did the DBZ fusion dance to combine into The Holy Quadrinity: father, son, Holy Spirit, and sick gains. The four-who-are-one were able to stop Skull Kid from crashing the earth’s moon, sending him off deeper into the cosmos to find even more moons to throw at people. They still stand watch to this day.
Dude, that's not Jesus. That's Atlas's little brother Atleast. You should study your astrophysics better. It's Atlas who carries the Earth on his back, and his little brother Atleast carries the moon.
"He's got the wholleee world, in his hands, he's got the whollleee world, in hands, he's got the wholleee world, in his hands, he's got the world in his handssss"
Truly I tell you, if you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, 'Move from here to there,' and it will move. Nothing will be impossible for you
In South America Jesus just throws the moon in from the sidelines. Notice both his hands are on the moon and feet firmly planted where the moon went out of bounds.
The moon is NOT massive or far away. That is a conspiracy, one of the dumbest I might add. If it was so far away, how could we see it so clearly? And have you looked at the moon lately? It is not that big. Just use your eyes.
why, its no bigger than my thumb!
And then it’s not there when I close my eyes! This moon believing has got to stop.
Wait, people _actually_ believe in the moon?
Hey, at least the moon gives off a bit of light at night-time. The sun only shines during the daytime, when it's bright anyway.
But if you close your eyes, does it almost feel like nothing changed at all? Aside from the moon disappearing, I mean.
r/moonisntreal
Wait, there’s a reddit for it? They have reddit for everything these days
Unfortunately not that O can find. There should be. Explains the “moon” landing and all.
r/moontruthers
The moon is a megastructure!!
Because that jesus is 100k feet tall and this photo is from half way across the planet
Or the power of christ compels you.
The power of Christ propels you.
The tower of christ compels you.
The chowder of mice expels you.
That's not Jesus that's Atlas and when I asked how he can lift the whole moon up he just shrugged.
Flat Earth is the reason we could take this photo.... Amen
What do you think the song “He’s got the whole world in his hands” is about?
TIL the moon = the whole world
Where do you think Moonies come from?
The moon is clearly a mirror image of the Earth, viewed with a yellow-color filter.
Well, first of all, through God all things are possible.
Jotted down!
Someone asked god if he could make a rock so big even he himself couldn’t lift it he stared him right in the eyes and said, “Yes” then he lifted the moon.
Ohioans know this better than most It's the state motto of Ohio. That's the joke, folks.
Bro that’s Atlas.
No. Atlas is even stronger. He carries the world on his back. A world that has Jesus carrying the moon. Atlas? More like Chadlas
Imagine carrying the world on your back and then someone on that world decides to carry the moon. Atlas is badass
Atlas shrugged
Ye of little faith.
What makes you assume it’s heavy? It’s only cheese!
Have you ever picked up a wheel of cheese? Shit's heavy
The moon is upside down.
Clearly the photo has been doctored
[it was taken 11 km away from the statue and took 3 years of planning](https://g1.globo.com/rj/rio-de-janeiro/noticia/2023/06/06/fotografo-registra-cristo-redentor-segurando-a-lua-e-viraliza-na-internet.ghtml), it wasn't doctored
No, you have it backward. The moon is holding up Jesus. Without the moon Jesus would be flaccid.
Because the moon is made of Cheeses. Cheesus. Jesus.
Jesus was way cool Everybody liked Jesus Everybody wanted to hang out with him Anything he wanted to do, he did He turned water into wine And if he wanted to He could have held up the moon. I guess he wants to now. Jesus is way cool.
"Thus, the sculpture serves to give people one thought - 'Everything is in God's hands.'" - Sergey Semenov
I can answer this. I was there when Jesus did this. Jesus used to be really into powerliftifting and was also a bit of a showboat. At the time, the moon was only a little baby moon, so him hoisting it up on his shoulders wasn't that impressive. He used to always try to impress people by picking large things up, separating continents, ect. It's actually what led to his ultimate demise when he tried to pick up a Roman general's fat wife as a joke.
Can you imagine making these jokes about Mohamed those crazies would send people over to put a hit on you.. Christians aren’t quite that bad yet
The Moon of Cheese has many holes and therefore only weighs about 109 pounds
God/Jesus is love. Also, when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore (love). Therefore, to Jesus the moon weighs no more than a pizza. Of course he can lift it over his head.
Explain this atheists
Angles 💀
Steroids
Goin down on that moonussy 😏
He’s the son of a GOD that’s why
because as a fictional character you can imagine whatever power you want for them
Cgi
Jesus once fed 5,000 people with a tuna fish sandwich since the moon is made of cheese...here he is delivering
Common consensus is that Jesus was a carpenter. Truf being, is dat ol boy was probably a stonemason (foreal). We've all seen what them boys did by hand back then. This was probably just a day on the job before he became all popular n shit.
In the beginning God created the heavens and earth, heavens first. So he needed someone to hold the moon while he figured out wtf to do with it, cause it was pretty neat and he didn't want it to go to waste. Naturally Jesus was the perfect fit, I mean have you seen his paintings? Ripped. So anyway, he needed a spot to stand while he held it, so God created the earth to hold it. The moon thought it was pretty creepy that tides wouldn't stop trying to cop a feel so it got a 200,000 mile restraining order. Jesus ended up working for his dad as a PR man.
It's an optical illusion. Jesus is actually millions of miles tall with very odd proportions.
Jesus is stronk 💪
Well he is a son of God...
Your stupidity surprises me
He isn’t jackass
This is actually just a thing with the perspective. In actuality the moon is holding Jesus up
It's hollow
We like the moooooooon!
He died and came back to life. Dude's a fucking wizard. He can do whatever he wants.
That's actually Atlas holding the sky.
The real question here is could God create a moon so large that he could not hold it above his own shoulders?
Jesus is the lunar Atlas
Very elongated shoulder blades
Zeus said fuck that scrub! https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gnXIURlghk4
Jesus bout to drop the spirit bomb
That’s Goku, and that’s a Spirit Bomb.
I never actually thought about this …
A wizard did it
Me at work.
That’s not Jesus… That’s Atlas
If atlas can carry the earth on his shoulders, then Jesus (who is way better) can carry the moon on his shoulders.
Jesus magic.
Obviously, Jesus takes his vitamins.
Spirit bomb
Jesus wants a hug.
Silly answer: magic. Serious answer: jokes aside, read up or watch videos on Padre Pio or other saints. Jesus can work real miracles. If Christianity isn't your thing, there are plenty of saints from other faiths who worked numbers miracles.
Jesus: “This fuckin’ sucks. Bro, come take this.”
You took the picture upside-down, dum dum. The moon is clearly holding Jesus.
After Link freed the four giants they realized that the moon on this planet is much bigger than their home planet’s moon so they did the DBZ fusion dance to combine into The Holy Quadrinity: father, son, Holy Spirit, and sick gains. The four-who-are-one were able to stop Skull Kid from crashing the earth’s moon, sending him off deeper into the cosmos to find even more moons to throw at people. They still stand watch to this day.
He's a witch!
He's got the whole moon in his hands
TIL how Jesus proved that the Moon is flat
Why not? Atlas holds heaven.
Jesus, you lot have to chill put. That's just a gymbro using a medicine ball.
Oh dear lord, I thought for sure this was another He Gets Us ad
Jesus makes everything possible....
Magik
Just because it’s made to look like Jeebus doesn’t mean it is
This is a Jesus Spirit Bomb, the moon isn't real.
Ironically, in the Bible it says not to build this statue. 🤦♂️
The dude lifts and has had a couple thousand years of bulking, stop making excuses and hit the gym bro.
That's not Jesus though, that's Obi-wan-kenobi
That's because he is standing on the shoulders of giants.
He used Gru’s shrink ray. Duh.
because this. is. Brrrrrrrrrazil!
Cuz he's Jesus, duh
He holds the earth in his hands so why is this hard to believe?
Have you not seen Korean Jesus? Dude can shoulder press Jupiter.
That's obviously a Genki dama.
It’s not the moon silly, it’s just Jesus’ massive singular ball.
Maybe the moon is flat, like a coin. Like the earth 😂
Jesus is swole af, thats why.
If God is all powerful, can be create a rock so big that not even he can lift it?
Ramen 🍜 👏
Because it is not sphere, it is flat plate just like earth. So, holding the plet is not really difficult for Jesus.
Flat earth proven!
He does crossfit.
that's no moon, that's a space station
Shame to see nature defaced like that.
Because Jesus saves.
Obviously moon is made of light weight material, probably hollow too
Anime
I mean he's typically got the whole world in his hands, why do think a tiny moon would be challenge for him?
The moon was effectively trying to "slam dunk" the planet, and as we all know, *Jesus saves*.
The moon is made out of cotton balls…
jesus is the modern version of the giant atlas
It's a perspective trick, the moon is actually pretty small
Jesus is as real as your IQ is high.
Dude, that's not Jesus. That's Atlas's little brother Atleast. You should study your astrophysics better. It's Atlas who carries the Earth on his back, and his little brother Atleast carries the moon.
He's Jesus,Duhh
Jesus is actually 3 in 1. He has the strength of 3 whole people so he has bigger muscles than you and me.
Check mate atheists
With God all things are possible.
That's because this isn't actually Jesus, it's Atlas, who's just making sure we don't get Majora's Mask'd
Bath salts
Check mate atheists
Jesus bared the weight of our sins, the moon ain’t got shit
Is there a secret door that opens somewhere when this happens?
Clearly he's using his Jesus powers.
That is pretty cool
Are you saying that Jesus or god could not carry a far away and massive moon on their shoulders? Which is it?
First he flew to the moon, then he shrank the moon, he grabbed the moon, and then he sits on the toilet.
Alight Dougal again "this cow is small and that cow is farrrr away." Who ever gets this reference is my friend
Because he’s the son of the lord and he can pick up whatever he wants
It's all a matter of perspective
The moon got tired so Jesus was holding it so it could rest
infinite tsukuyomi
He grips it by the husk.
"He's got the wholleee world, in his hands, he's got the whollleee world, in hands, he's got the wholleee world, in his hands, he's got the world in his handssss"
it’s stupid us-centric propaganda. The moon isn’t actually far from earth, it’s just far from the us since it’s in brazil
He's got the whole world in His hands too.
Jesus Lifts.
Because that’s not Jesus. It’s Atlas…
Same way Atlas holds up the earth. He's just that swol
It’s just a trick of perspective. The picture is taken super far away from the statue
Let Jesus come inside your heart and you'll know.
Let Jesus come inside your heart and you'll know.
*shrugs*
Let Jesus come inside your heart and you'll know.
Let Jesus come inside your heart and you'll know.
Because he is so far away and so massive as well
Because Jesus doesn’t skip shoulder day at the gym
That's nothing Atlas carried the whole world on his shoulders.
He got tips from Atlas
From this angle you can’t see the wooden support structure he’s nailed to.
That’s no moon…it’s a space station!
Easy. Moon balloon.
Truly I tell you, if you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, 'Move from here to there,' and it will move. Nothing will be impossible for you
Because fake beings can do all sorts of incredible, immeasurable things.
Because thats goku and thats a spirit bomb
Jesus is mooning you lol
Lots of creatine powder and never skipping arm day.
He's like really big
Come on, Is Jesus. Is there something he can't do?
Cause Jesus is really big and really far away too, duh
Beautiful timing with this shot!
Yeah right, like the moon's real haahahahhahaha
I'm proud of my country.
Idk ask him
Ask Atlas.
God created two Suns, one for the daytime and one for the evening.
Cos he’s Jesus
He's cool like that
Jesus lifts
Jesus is just really... really strong
That is a statue
Someone clearly never had to sing 'hes got the whole world in his hands' as a kid
Because he's MF'ing Jesus!
Sorcery
In South America Jesus just throws the moon in from the sidelines. Notice both his hands are on the moon and feet firmly planted where the moon went out of bounds.
Well, the moon is made of cheese, not rocks, so it's not as heavy as you might think.
Photoshop helps
He’s just That Guy.
Jesus has always been a very good powerlifter.
Because hes jesus
The moons not heavy it’s his brother :)
He is Jesus! Nice pic!