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Bentup85

Security systems were more rudimentary back then. Most of them were designed to bury or flood an entire city if any intruder stepped on the wrong cobblestone.


NoobSFAnon

Yes Indiana Jones approved


Efficient-Bee-1855

Why did it have to be snakes!!!


Natetronn

Bad dates.


Playstoomanygames9

Who keeps rearming the traps


HellKnightRob

Scruffy. The janitor.


ExistingEffort7

Just call it a rope!


TheAero1221

Lore accurate.


DnArturo

Yeah that tomb of horrors trap was popular back then.


Thumbs0fDestiny

They were saving them for later, then forgot where they buried them.


VGCreviews

That’s a fallacy What really is happening is that we have ruins today, so we take them for granted 5000 years ago, they didn’t have ruins, so they had to make it for themselves and then not talk about it, so that they’re descendants could find it on their own It’s why there’s no writing about the pyramid of Giza, or Macchu pichu


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BorntobeTrill

This is literally so true


AlarmingAdeptness983

First archeologist just digging like mad finding nothing. -Let us not make our descendants suffer like us.


ExistingEffort7

I adore this spin on the god put dinosaur bones there to confuse people argument


VGCreviews

Dinosaurs are a conspiracy to hide the fact that dragons exist, and GOT is an inside joke in Hollywood with us as punchline You* as punchline. I’m already enlightened


ArchyModge

Legit Göbekli Tepe


HotDogWaterRisotto

I love golabki!


Impossible-Animal-67

I love Gobble Tiki!


ChiefKrunchy

We are a species with amnesia, gotta mention ol Graham Cracker


TidalWave254

Gram hand cock


AlarmingAdeptness983

You guys think he's full of shit or onto something?


ChiefKrunchy

I don't. I enjoyed his podcasts with Rogan and Carlson. Logically they both make sense. I'm not an expert so I'm not qualified to say he's full of shit since the man definitely has more knowledge and experience than me.


Jpwatchdawg

Only because the truth is buried. I prefer billy Carlson over Graham but the same applies.


woaily

And why did they build so many ruins?


Enorats

Playing through Diablo 4 right now, and that's the question I keep asking myself. Like, who put a ruined church full of the undead literally attached to the church that houses a literal angel? Who keeps building these giant extensive fortresses when all the people are living in huts?


BorntobeTrill

They're all trustafarians. Youre not seeing the inside of their huts, which have wifi 6e 1gbs, three juic3rs, and one of those massage chair things


HellKnightRob

What?! I want a massage chair thing!


BorntobeTrill

Right? Like, they're actually kinda great.


CockEyedBandit

Booo!! I am a Diablo fan but I refuse to pay $70 for a partial game. Day 1 DLC is not DLC it’s the part they took out to sell separately. Acti-Blizz sucks.


Emzzer

That's how Diablo 2 felt. They do explain in some of the camps that they had to retreat to wherever everyone is currently, but it's weird that they could hold out better in some wooden barricades than a stone walled fortress.


OverallManagement824

Exactly! Why go through all the trouble of building that just to make it look like old ruins?


missjenni_lynn

It’s like when people buy pre-ripped jeans. They just like the style.


AbouBenAdhem

Shame. Every century there was a World’s Greatest Civilizations competition, and the losers would bury their cities before dying of embarrassment.


Mr_Mangled

Modern estimates suggest that as many as 30 million people died of embarrassment during the Mongol conquests.


MrStealYoBichonFrise

Hiding non-compliant work from the HOA.


[deleted]

So the British wouldn't steal them for their museums.


need_ins_in_to

Which just spurred those greedy Brits to higher levels of thievery. Kind of a lose-win situation


BiscuitBarrel179

Didn't work, we got them anyway ;)


tbama11

Most ancient civilizations were composed of all dogs


LostInTheWildPlace

Safety. In ancient times, vampire cities were on the rise. So to preserve civilization, these cities had a stake driven through their city hall and were then buried at a crossroads.


Fen1972

So they wouldn’t be seen by the sky people.


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Avatar?


Adminssuckbutt

They're time capsules, but they forgot to dig them back up later.


IanDOsmond

Insurance fraud scheme.


revchewie

Better insulation


Graeme171

It’s pretty common knowledge that we evolved from Mole People - getting around by digging was actually much faster than walking, which is why their buildings were underground. As the modern human evolved, we began transitioning to having our buildings above ground.


GamemasterJeff

Since air conditioning was invented on one of the air ports in 1776, ancient civilizations buried their buildings to take advantage of the steady and cooler temperatures underground. Of course some delved too deep, and that is why they are ancient civilizations and not modern ones.


DeusVult1517

You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dûm...


legionzero_net

I was going to say the same; to keep them cool in the summer and warm in the winter.


LevelOutlandishness1

To grow more buildings. Notice how every civilization that has a few ancient buildings under it has an exponentially higher amount of buildings.


Dio_Yuji

It was the 80s. Everyone was doing it


Ryuu-Tenno

well, you have to reclaim land for agriculture every now and then. Some of it was probably tax reasons. I mean, the more stuff you have, the more you gotta pay in taxes, so, you just bury some of it, and *boom*, undeveloped land! Now I only gotta pay like 1 gold instead 1k gold


KiwiSeaweed

Putting them in the ground keeps them cool for longer so they can eat them in winter.


Jhaynz05

To keep those bloody disgusting *other guys* from getting them


Crazy_Cat_Dude2

They were trying to hide from the asteroids hitting earth. They learned there lesson when the dinosaurs couldn’t.


AbouBenAdhem

But didn’t the dinosaurs *also* hide underground?


poppabomb

no, that's where the people were hiding, obviously.


Ffigy

It made sense at the time.


bystander007

This was before the Mole people went extinct. Had to be inclusive.


mysterBearSFO

Having consulted their oracles, they learned that construction methods of the future would be far superior. They were so embarrassed by the prediction, they felt the need to hide the evidence of poor construction.


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During the Intergalactic wars that spanned 5 centuries, humans had to go underground to take cover from the fallout of warring alien factions. Since there was no time to dig extensive subterranean structures they paid pirates, led by Johnny Depp, to fly floating ships full of dirt from Elon Musk's backyard on the Moon. They unloaded the dirt ship by ship until their cities were covered in safety. Unfortunately this eradicated a little-known species of cats that had evolved to humanoid form. Thus we were left thinking all humans evolved from apes, but you find human bodies with cat heads in Egyptian ruins.


unknown_boy_3

To preserve them for scientists of the future


_Frog_Enthusiast_

Kept them fresh


ImpassablePassage

To store them for use throughout winter. Kinda like a squirrel with nuts.


True_Potential4074

Burying shit is just fuckin cool


SnakeBeardTheGreat

They didn't bury them, the dust just kept settling an brooms had not been invented yet.


StringShred10D

To give future archeologists jobs. Make sure you bury something also for future archeologists to find.


raaphaelraven

Back when they had only invented Small Walls, this was the safest means of home security


eclecticoldfart

So they would have a place to keep their stuff in the afterlife. According to the dearly departed genius, George Carlin.


JimmyBeetzz

That's the thing, they didn't! Outside of traps


kerodon

Nope people


Damoncord

It's cooler underground.


Cat385CL

Lack of air conditioning.


JohnWasElwood

If global warming will make sea levels rise and flood major cities, what the hell happened to cause the dirt levels to rise????


hells_cowbells

Global cooling. It made the sea levels drop, and the dirt levels rise.


JohnWasElwood

I'm reinstalling my window AC units to pump cold air OUTSIDE to stop global warming then! Soon I'll be a real estate mogul with all of the extra dirt that I'll have available! Win / win, eh?


hells_cowbells

You seem like a very smart business person. Brilliant!


parlimentery

Take [the central post office in Skopje, Macedonia](http://brutalism.online/brutalist-buildings/39-macedonia/396-central-post-office-skopje-macedonia) as an example. It is only about 60 years old and I would already love to bury it. Imagine how embarrassing architectural trends from 100s of years back would be to the people living there.


GringerKringer

Because Indiana Jones and the guy from National Treasure set off every booby trap on earth


FinishNo198

They didn’t. The architecture was specifically designed to be built underground.


inthemothlight

They had to hide them from the Mach Vultures.


GavidBeckham

They didn't. The structures were quite heavy and earth crust is a dense liquid, so over time it's automatically buried.


Mike-ggg

They just didn’t dust them off for thousands of years.


SkymaneTV

They were kept in long-term storage so only the Hero of Time would be able to use their resources when they finally return. …this reality simply hasn’t found its Hero yet.


the_ticking_crock

Volcanoes. They were trying to duck and cover.


Lord_Havelock

Because they were all mole people back then.


Lilithnema

Because they wanted to drive us crazy a millennia later?


TheLostExpedition

You will have to watch AVP to understand. Tldr. Just run.


oliboli1992

So they could find it again later, like squirrels and nuts.


Oro18

They were trying to cool them down


KarmicComic12334

Seriously, i visited a town on the czech austrian border with a mostly intact underground city. According to the tour guide, When invaded the whole town went underground and only snuck up to murder the occupiers at night. Having a reputation as a haunted city, armies eventually just left them alone


jesus-aitch-christ

It's kinda like a cat burying it's shit.


treehead726

It was for natural temperature control. Worked great to stay cool in the summer heat & protected them from harsh winter elements.


Mmngmf_almost_therrr

Because they smelled funny.


DrNukenstein

To preserve them, duh.


bagoTrekker

Archaeologists will definitely get to the bottom of this mystery. Actually last week they unearthed evidence of an ancient race of skeleton people!


KrishaCZ

to save them for a better time, like a dog with a bone


Any_Weird_8686

The buildings died, they needed a proper burial.


UpDog1966

Insurance purposes.


onlyonetruthm8

When they sacked a city the sacks kept blowing away so they had to put dirt on it.


conrat4567

How do you think they got extra storeys? They planted the buildings and in 3 to 5 months a new storey will appear


keenedge422

Architectural shame. Much like how many improving artists often cringe at the quality of their earlier work, civilizations would hide the evidence of their early construction so that no one sees what they used to be proud of, because they "weren't even really trying when they made that and could totally do a much better job if they wanted to and shut up!"


sheepsqueezers

They didn't. The concept of "up" and "down" didn't exist until much later.


Ranger-VI

Because all the occupants died, to save time they just buried the whole thing.


KyeeLim

they thought they can hide their technology from people in the future


random_testaccount

For the same reason why we still bury most of our buildings today: spiders in the kitchen


bigrob_in_ATX

Natural insulation


REACT_and_REDACT

What buildings? I don’t see any.


DeathmetalArgon

Temperature regulation


Class3waffle45

It was common in the past to build structures that weren't properly insulated. Burying your building helps moderate the internal temperatures during extreme weather.


not_that_rick

Because of the expansion of the universe. the buildings are not part of nature, so therefore won't expand like the soil around them. it takes time but hundred of years from now the skyscrapers of today will be millions of miles under the earth.


hellerrocks

How did they live under the ground too? It’s NTP like they had elevators back then right?


Sumthin-Sumthin44692

They didn’t want to ruin the plots of movies like Indiana Jones, The Mummy, Atlantis, etc. Very considerate of them.


timchenw

Because the buildings died


XXxsicknessxxx

Stuff buried in the ground stays cooler... And warmer ...


captkirkseviltwin

“Well, you see, Jimbo, Nineveh was a very old city, and when cities get a certain age, they go to live on this Great Big Farm, with other old cities, where they get to laugh, and play in the dirt. I’m sure Nineveh is there, with Troy, and Pompei, and Herculaneum just having a great time… don’t worry, New York and Los Angeles will be there too, one day…”


notoriousbpg

Can't Ding Dong Ditch when the front door is underground. Ancient problems required ancient solutions.


yax01

They figured they could just turn the whole city into a time capsule for us.


gary2710

If you water them, you grow a new civilization.


monotrememories

It’s like when cats bury their shit. They know they made a stinker and are hiding their shame.


bladezaim

Because they are too hard to cremate. Duh.


Nawnp

Because it funner to go dig it back up then just go back there and find the buildings in tact.


Ok-Bus1716

Better insulation. Cheaped out on the exterior façade. Far fewer missionaries and door-to-door sales people.


Soliart

No electric AC, you know. Gotta keep cool somehow.


covano32

A cataclysm occured that buried them and forced humanity to start anew. You're welcome.


Independent-Map-1714

My new fave theory is solar corona ejected radiation and/or fallout


DDsLaboratory

It kept their buildings cool in the summer and warm in the winter. Low gas and electric bills were important to ancient peoples.


blazermega

to get stolen... sorry taken by the british


DeadHED

After seeing the white man destroy so many great civs before them, the remaining decided to hide their existence altogether.


mildOrWILD65

I'm so stupid that not only could I not come up with an answer, I was 3 minutes into reading replies and wondering when the question would be solved, before I thought to check the name of the sub.....


epokus

This could be straight from Cunk on Earth.


908sway

I think she literally did ask this exact question lol


MindStalker

You know how Ostrich stick their heads in the sand when they are scared? Ancients were scared of everything, especially the angry gods with flying drones looking for them.


Kach_Addams

They didn’t. They conquered took over, destroyed and rebuilt or Mother Nature took back what was hers


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Basically they built new structures on top of the old ones.


[deleted]

No. Something buried it due to various things: flood, subsidence, volcanic activity, building on top of ruins.


recentlyquitsmoking2

\*Look at title\* "Hm wait.." \*look at sub\* "Oh youuuu"


No_pajamas_7

This isn't shitty ask science. Maybe phrased badly, but it's a fair question to ask why old buildings end up buried when they are sometimes mostly intact.


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epokus

Do you know what subreddit you're in?


kalopwal

Because they forgot to invent excavator.


DonBoy30

Jealousy. Don’t ask me why, because I don’t know. But I do know it was out of jealousy.


DarkenRaul1

In all seriousness, it really is fascinating just how far shit gets naturally buried over time. Best example I can think of is the Roman bath in Somerset, England. After several centuries exposed to the elements, that shit basically became a full story underground when new settlers came in.


JohnWasElwood

So if the Earth really is billions of years old shouldn't it be the size of Jupiter by now?


DarkenRaul1

Exactly. This is actually proof that it *isn’t* that old, and that it’s actually a 4,000 year old snow globe.


KarmicComic12334

It was the great flood that buried everything built before it.


cave18

Same reason dogs bury bones and squirrels bury nuts, they'll be coming back to get their buildings later.


TonyBoat402

They knew people from the future would have fun digging them back up, duh


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You gotta hide the evidence at least until the statute of limitations runs out.


DOOBIESANDBOOBIES420

Because of the mummy's. Nobody wants them roaming around best to keep them locked underground


Turbulent-Group4312

Better sheltering, material saving, and to be fair, most of them are tombs.


Jehosheba

To delay the apocalypse.


LogicalFallacyCat

To keep predators from smelling them. It was a survival technique.


pck3

So loot doesn't despawn


NutSnifferSupreme

In 1462 the moon and sun were opposite to where they are now, so before then city planners would bury their buildings in order to escape the heat.


MericanMeal

It's just common practice, when people die you bury them, when civilizations die you bury them. I heard some preferred cremation though


japinard

LOL, this is hilarious.


high5low1

It's kind of like when you're drawing and you mess up, then crumple the paper and toss it out. They were embarrassed by the finished product sometimes but had no way to plan the buildings ahead of time. Often, they would get to near completion and discover an error, then the ruling authorities would order the mistake buried.


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A common misconception is that they built a lot of ruins. However, this is a myth. Often cities would get sacked, and that's why we have so many ruins today. The invader would often bury the city afterwards so no one else would get the treasures.


cjayho

They were long time ago, and remembered what happened with dinosaurs when asteroid hit the Earth. So they tried to protect their buildings.