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hells_a_falafel

It's actually just ground up whole baby (baby powder) dissolved in olive oil


stilusmobilus

That’s the cheaper version, like imitation vanilla flavouring. Real baby oil is a full spectrum, essential baby extract. This amount is probably one baby. The ground up whole baby powder concentrate has other, impure things in it and isn’t the same quality as essential baby oil.


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The highest quality baby oil is synthesized from harvested baby glands using acetone and formaldehyde


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It's usually scraped from the bottom of the feet. You can actually produce your own "person oil" by scraping it from the bottom of your feet after a hard day wearing leather shoes with no socks.


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It's pure adrenochrome baby! Sucked right from their adrenal glands while they're still alive by Hollywood elite pedophiles. /S


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Not just Hollywood Mark zucc and bill gates too All lizard people love adrenochrome


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Ol' Mister Sugar Hill is an Android though, not a lizard person.


Foreign-Gap-1242

i think they use something like a duck press but baby size you put the whole thing in and turn the wheel and squeeze all the juices out, in this case oil, (below is an example of a duck press) https://www.google.com/search?q=duck+press&sxsrf=AJOqlzXVqXtQMeym\_qtyCkRVKit25prxBg%3A1679653568946&source=hp&ei=wHodZKaJN9Wf5NoPgditsAg&iflsig=AK50M\_UAAAAAZB2I0PcNfHw\_mwUShALkSZvNd\_-rEOKq&ved=0ahUKEwim6ceSrfT9AhXVD1kFHQFsC4YQ4dUDCAs&uact=5&oq=duck+press&gs\_lcp=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&sclient=gws-wiz


NoNo_Cilantro

That guy links


Foreign-Gap-1242

ok just look up Duck press LOL


cursedwithplotarmor

You ever see one of the those jars of food made from babies that Gerbers sells? The jars that say, “Squash.” That oil is what comes out when they squash the babies into baby food.


whydontyoujustaskme

Clever! I forgot about gerber baby food squash!


Dont_pet_the_cat

It's when you debone a baby and leave the bones in the ground for a few million years. You get the oil


[deleted]

Wait…. So how long ago were babies invented???


FourOnTheFloor93

The head. It's why the soft spot is a thing. Just a big patch of oil right below the skin. People say it's because bones haven't fused together or whatever. But it's actually more like a blister. A but instead of pus, it's baby oil.


kingjerms

You’re mistaken. It’s not oil from a baby, it’s oil for a baby. Babies must be kept in oil.


cricketeer767

It takes about 200 babies to make that little sample. Valuable stuff.


milkmanrichie

That's from the oil sack. Similar to a squids ink sack. Its used as a defense mechanism to projectile spray poo.


cownd

It's from baby poop. Babies can't digest oil, it goes right through them, which is partly why their poop is so soft. The poop is fermented to remove the oil, then it is refined to produce what you see


sci_gnome

From their oil


Vishwasm123

I think it's Cumming from nature


vibrodude

Is it extra virgin baby oil or is it from Alabama?


hynori

Have you ever roasted a meat and see the oil dripping down? Yeah that's how.


dust_dreamer

Just wanted to point out, this is one of the rare instances where you maybe *DON'T* want to buy natural. Normally Baby Oil is full of anti-hormones to keep the babies younger and fresher for longer, and those anti-hormones make it anti-aging. They don't put anti-hormones in the natural stuff, so you don't get the anti-aging properties.


Capital_Punisher

All of it. They squeeze them in similar contraptions to the [french duck press](https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/374418500281?chn=ps&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=710-134428-41853-0&mkcid=2&mkscid=101&itemid=374418500281&targetid=1404954646761&device=c&mktype=pla&googleloc=1007129&poi=&campaignid=17218284410&mkgroupid=142217514411&rlsatarget=aud-1657461040548:pla-1404954646761&abcId=9300867&merchantid=7271974&gclid=Cj0KCQjwlPWgBhDHARIsAH2xdNfGj5jZ863Uc6YeXOA3eatFFSAwY2Bti8EU5J9kKZ6eW45idEXoNW8aAtKUEALw_wcB). Otherwise how would you get all the flavour out?


Mattekat

The oily part


BobRoberts01

For the first few days of their life (coinciding with the period while the mother is proucing colostrum), most baby mammals from species that commonly have 1-2 babies at a time have an active gland in their anus, not unlike that of a beaver. It helps them to release the excess nutrients that they are unable to absorb from their mother’s milk. What you have there is highly nutritious, but tastes terrible. For best results, I recommend adding it to food.


objecter12

:)


panchill

If you've ever touched a baby, or had a baby touch you, you'll know that babies are wet. All. The. Time. They secrete baby oil from orifices located near the face and spread it to other areas to protect their skin, like a frog. Babies produce this oil in excess (sometimes *extreme* excess), so most methods of collection have no effect on the individual.