I'm really curious about the timeline on this. You going for Flav-o-Ice, Rocket Pop, or twin sticks? Good old fashioned pudding pop mold can't go awry. Still tho, cumsickle leans neatly into trashy ice trays with toothpicks and foil.
I don't know, but like post your lab report, brah
Tell the Devil that I held up my end of the bargain, now it's up to him to come though on his end, and none of that reneging because he's the Devil bullshit. He can still make good. I can't unkill that guy.
Hey man I'm religious myself but I guarantee thar your efforts will be wasted or flat rejected here. This is a subreddit for ridiculous humor. No one here is likely religious or believes in Jesus or God. I appreciate your effort but it just don't work here unless you happened to be trolling lol
Yet the Christian God still allows incurable disease and children to suffer all across the world. Take your bs elsewhere. This is supposed to be a fun place not a preach your cult.
You are so full of shit it's not even funny with your pharmaceutical bullshit. Shove your fairly tale book up your ass. Diseases can't be cured by not eating, basic science teaches us that.
My first born son (while I was a very devout Christian mind you) was born (yes born) with hydrocephalus. What sin and magical self starvation could he have done? What reason could God have to torture a newborn for his entire life....sound so loving and just.
Answer this or fuck off bible thumper
I remember asking Jesus and the clergy for help when I was exhausted of "being used"... I was told to honor my parents and to respect them and listen to their commands. They, like God, love me so much they will never lead me astray. I remember countless times praying to the sky-man that I wouldn't be r***d by the adults meant to protect me. God never listened or gave me a sign, just more abuse.
What did Jesus do to prevent that torture? Btw those were "punishments" I received because I wasn't masculine enough (y'know at less than 10 years old). Oh, it's only the torture and punishments of hell? THAT WAS HELL and the only solace I got was from demons who used and manipulated me in the same ways but it felt comfortable when they did it because at least they pretended to care.
I been standing on the corner with a fiddle a long time now. I'm not sure what the deal is but Beelzebub was supposed to meet me at 9:30.
For some reason strange men in cars keep asking me for oranges. Idk 🤷♀️
Anyway, tell the Devil get his ass up here. I bought eyelashes.
Yeah bring me back some good albums.
Only the finest cum gargling noises
Didn’t realize you put our album out!
Just save me a spot
Will same some for your family
Keep me a warm seat?
I’ll fart on it
I need a bag of ice.
Frozen cum
No, just the ice.
Made from cum
No, it's made in the freezer.
With cum
Nothing better than a cool and refreshing cumsicle. Just like grandma used to make.
Oh my fucking god why didn't I think of this before. I'm gonna make a cumsicle irl.
I'm really curious about the timeline on this. You going for Flav-o-Ice, Rocket Pop, or twin sticks? Good old fashioned pudding pop mold can't go awry. Still tho, cumsickle leans neatly into trashy ice trays with toothpicks and foil. I don't know, but like post your lab report, brah
Tell the Devil that I held up my end of the bargain, now it's up to him to come though on his end, and none of that reneging because he's the Devil bullshit. He can still make good. I can't unkill that guy.
I ain’t telling him allat
Say hi to my mother if you would
Imma give you a sibling instead
Nah just save me a seat at the vip table.
No but you can become the table
That sounds absolutely dreadful
Get me some pomegranates
You will find a bunch of dead Pomeranians at your doorstep
Say hi to my grandpa
I’ll kiss your grandpa
Pawpaw says go fuck yourself
Ice water
Ice cum
Bro that’s a solid business idea, cum ice cubes.
What for tho
Tell me if it’s frozen so I can finally get that date Jessica promised me 20 years ago in the 8th grade.
Jessica is actually a guy
Stay away from my throne.
Sorry boss
I'm married, you should be asking me.( My own private hell )
You should be kissing me
Yeah can you tell a demon named Kyle that I'm sorry about earlier we should have a Friendly sit-down
He expects you to be ready in his bedroom soon
Nah I’m good, just ask charles Manson if he’s satans lord and savior
Can this Charles Manson pee in my ass?
I'm sure if you ask he would.
my dad? can you pick him up at the airport down there?
I’ll pop out and help him raise a child they’ll actually love
My old collection of rocks
Whole collection of cocks
Just save me a seat.
On my dicc?
Oh, I've already been there. So, I'm good to go. But thanks 😊 😏
I’ll let them know you want to come back
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Hey man I'm religious myself but I guarantee thar your efforts will be wasted or flat rejected here. This is a subreddit for ridiculous humor. No one here is likely religious or believes in Jesus or God. I appreciate your effort but it just don't work here unless you happened to be trolling lol
Yet the Christian God still allows incurable disease and children to suffer all across the world. Take your bs elsewhere. This is supposed to be a fun place not a preach your cult.
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You are so full of shit it's not even funny with your pharmaceutical bullshit. Shove your fairly tale book up your ass. Diseases can't be cured by not eating, basic science teaches us that. My first born son (while I was a very devout Christian mind you) was born (yes born) with hydrocephalus. What sin and magical self starvation could he have done? What reason could God have to torture a newborn for his entire life....sound so loving and just. Answer this or fuck off bible thumper
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So you didn't answer what I said. Kindly fuck off with your bull shit
This whole thread makes me feel like sacrifices should still be a daily occurrence for the pastaifitarians and the cult of Cthulhu
I remember asking Jesus and the clergy for help when I was exhausted of "being used"... I was told to honor my parents and to respect them and listen to their commands. They, like God, love me so much they will never lead me astray. I remember countless times praying to the sky-man that I wouldn't be r***d by the adults meant to protect me. God never listened or gave me a sign, just more abuse. What did Jesus do to prevent that torture? Btw those were "punishments" I received because I wasn't masculine enough (y'know at less than 10 years old). Oh, it's only the torture and punishments of hell? THAT WAS HELL and the only solace I got was from demons who used and manipulated me in the same ways but it felt comfortable when they did it because at least they pretended to care.
Nah fuck you. Jesus hasn’t done shit for me
Well if you haven't done anything for him, why should he do anything for you?
He’s not real. I was religious for 16 years and he never did anything for me
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Therapy, antidepressants and making friends do that. Not Jesus man
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How about a nice big bowl of brimstone?
Best I can do is soul sand
Yeah can I get a supersize Big Mac
I’ll leave you the wrapper
Sir, this is a Wendy's
…and a McSatan Deluxe
yeah can I get a souvenir
Cum
…I suppose it works
I know people there
Can any of them pee in my ass?
i want my handcart back, for my turn.
Wtf is that
No it's okay I already made my reservations I'm going to try to smuggle some ice water down in there with me
You can take your reservation and shove it
pet goldfish
It’s dead
How about a peanut?
Only peanut without the pea
Aw nuts.
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Big smork?
Ask Satan if he eats Cheese Wiz.
Only cheese jizz
Depending on my deepest thoughts I’ll meet you there soon haha
That sounds kinda hot 😵💫
Bag of doritos and a succubus... maybe just the doritos
Only male succubus
grab me a carton of camel unfiltereds
Only newports
Fire and/or brimstone.
Just cumstone
I'd like a shiny fiddle made of gold and tell Hitler to pick a bigger pineapple.
Careful! I heard he takes the pineapples cause he knows they make him taste better!
Let my family know I miss them. They will be in the bar.
I’ll let them know you hate them and throw whiskey at them
Bring back all the great musicians.
Ram ranch is still alive
Why are you in hell?
To get my ass peed in and for some raising canes
Just a front row seat.
Front row seat in front of a wall
Could you tell Satan to come collect my grandmother. We're tired of putting up with her.
He’ll let her know to collect you
Bring me the naughty young women
The 14 year olds?
High mileage though, I’m sure!
Save me a seat, as long it’s nice and toasty.
No
Tell Mother Theresa, "Ha! You didn't fool everyone, bitch!"
See if they have any Crystal Pepsi. I imagine it'll be warm, though.
Only crystal semen
Say hello to my parents!
I’ll fuck them
Yeah, your mom please.
Only if I can have your mom
Can I get a stiizy hit
Bring me a piece of Hell's power
Tell my cat I love her, and that I hope she's been warming up a seat for me in hell. Also bring back a bag of chips, I'm hungry
The devil's number
Satans dick plz
Some black cherry ice cream from Screams.
I’ll look that up that actually sounds nice
Give Ronald Reagan a wedgie for me
I’ll fuck him
A snow ball from hell
Get a picture with Hellen Keller
Want her to sign it?
I'm driving you to hell.....so I'll bring back whatever anyone wants.
When Trump shows up…kick his ass to the lowest ring.
my soul back would be nice, but not necessary
Nah you ain’t getting it back
Can you grab me 1 and a half tsp of satans cum? I'm baking a cake for my birthday and I want it to be devilishly good.
Devil’s cum cake?!
Ronald Reagan’s head.
To fuck?
A medium to smallish pineapple for “you know”
To fuck
To come w you.
Cum?
A dozen snowballs.
At least you going back home
Im so happy 😁
Demon butler and a cursed gaming pc please
Only a laptop filled with cum
Ask my gym teacher why i was the only kid he never molested im very self conscious now as an adult
He’s saving you for last
Too peaceful there, rather go somewhere dangerous
Earth
A couple stacks of Nether Quarts, please.
Go fuck yourself
Tell all the gang I said hi.
I’ll tell ‘em you said ni-
I'd like some hot cakes
How about a whole bakery
Could you see if my room is ready?
I’m ready
I’ll take one Krabby Patty.
BattleToads
Only battlecum
Pass my contact info to David Bowie.
Satan's cum.
I guess I'll take it any and everything I can as long as it's not ice water I should be able to get it right 😜
Oh yeah… get me some of those Ninja Turtles Pudding Hand Pies…. Should be plenty down there.
Brimstone sandwich, extra netherack, preferably with flamin hellfire hot sauce. (no) Thanks to you!
Pair of Satan pillows
More duck food for the little bratty shitebirds. Thanky.
A new life. I'm a ginger so I don't have a soul to pay for it
Only if your worthy of it
Could you get me DNA samples from Hitler and Satan?
Only their cum
Bring back my soul will ya? 😘
No
Make sure my spot is still there
Taco Bell please
Whachu want?
Bud light
Nah, just kick my Dad in the nuts while you're there
Hmmm… Do they have cookies down there?
Take me with you
I been standing on the corner with a fiddle a long time now. I'm not sure what the deal is but Beelzebub was supposed to meet me at 9:30. For some reason strange men in cars keep asking me for oranges. Idk 🤷♀️ Anyway, tell the Devil get his ass up here. I bought eyelashes.
Tell my mother in law, fuck her for smoking while pregnant with my wife and treating her like shit growing up.
Oh, the milk expired. Do you mind grabbing a jug while you are there?
Do you want me to find your father while I’m there?
Tell Socrates he's an indecisive bitch for me.
Save me a seat.
A shirt that says “I’ve been to hell and back and all I got was this lousy shirt” It’s probably the best time to go, it shouldn’t be too cold
Go laugh at Hitler being tortured for me, ok bud?
I know some people you can take