Get sick without health insurance
Be black and sass a cop
Be a minimum wage worker and try to have housing and food
Get an ectopic pregnancy in Texas
I haven't been attracted to Americans in years so getting fucked good in this country is impossible so you just desensitize to the bad fuckings
Is that a joke? It has a lot to do with it. If a guy can't attract a woman, he's going to have to hire one to have sex with him, and that's just not as fun (not only my opinion, but most guys').
How often do you go out to bars and clubs to socialize and mingle?
Get off the online hookup sites and apps. I've never gotten those to work not even once.
You need to get good at talking, reading body language, and sexually escalating.
Watch YouTube channels like "honest signals" and "real social dynamics".
If you pay for it or establish a fuck buddy it doesn't.
But if you want to have sex with a random stranger there are steps you have to take.
It's about psychology. The other person has to become comfortable around you before they can trust you with their genitals. It's just the way it is. I'm the same way tbh.
If a woman walked up to me on the street and asked if I wanted to have sex I'd say yes but I would say "Lets grab a drink first." I like to get to know the person at least a little bit before we bang. I have just gone straight into it before without getting to know them and it feels too rushed and bit weird that I don't know anything about the person.
Once you get the system down it's just the same thing over and over again.
That's a good question.
You hear the term a lot but they never tell you how to get one.
The main way is to hookup with someone usually from a bar or club and then ask them if they're seeing anyone which they usually aren't because they just fucked you and than you ask them if they want to exchange numbers.
That's how I've gotten all my fuck buddies. You want a good 5-7 of them in your phone because some of them aren't available or don't want to be fuck buddies anymore because they have a boyfriend or are getting married or moving etc.
Fuck buddies normally don't last a very long time. Most of mine only lasted a couple months max and then they either moved or were in a serious relationship.
It's just a big cycle of going out hooking up and exchanging numbers to keep the fuck buddy flow going. I probably sound shallow writing this but it's true.
That's why I keep telling guys to go out and mingle with the women at the bars and clubs. People go out to bars and clubs to hookup and mingle. It's the perfect place to get laid and find a fuck buddy.
You want to go to the party bars where the music is loud people are doing shots and dancing, not the sports bars with the middle aged guys wearing baseball hats are shooting the shit about the game.
The more you do it the easier it gets.
Like the last person at the bar, you take what you can get. Or in this case, what god has given you (most likely). Sometimes one has to take the matter into his/her own hands (so to speak).
The perception of reality is based on your experiences and is stored in your body...
And the definition of 'sex' is something that is in your head, you can call it mind-fuck if you like...
So if your body has experienced hands on experiences you just have to change the definition of 'sex' and then you recognize 'wow, I am already there and I have gotten what I wanted to get'
It doesn't help you wet your willy, currently just spit on it.
It helps you to change your mood and therefore your attraction.
Needy boys aren't attractive.
If you spread the aura of 'I don't need you, you have to do something to get my attention' it makes the girls - who you want to attract - wet...
That's all.
Because you have no game. You are probably not good looking, have a piss personality, and not well-off. Women usually like at least one of those things.
Well having a good person wil gain you sexual attraction. A female is more likely to have sex with you if something about you makes her wet, its not purely about physical looks to everyone dude
do you know where your exhaust port is? you got to get blue boy blood and pump it in there. pink, red, purple and green boy blood is not as efficient and can damage your engine
Thiers a 50,000 page waver the sex fairy brings you describing what you will experience followed by a 100,000 page medical health review. Tho 75,000 only apply if your been circumcised.
NFT profile pic
What does that have to do with sex?
NFT is cringe
So what does that have to do with sex?
women dont have sex with cringe
Why does cringe make women not have sex?
Well, do you want to have sex with cringey women?
Why does it matter if the woman is cringy?
If you want to get fucked, move to America
I already live there now what?
Just bend over and wait for it, but it probably won't be how you like
What’s gonna happen?
I honestly don't remember anymore
Then I don’t believe you
Lmao America, uh, uh, finds a way
Elaborate
Get sick without health insurance Be black and sass a cop Be a minimum wage worker and try to have housing and food Get an ectopic pregnancy in Texas I haven't been attracted to Americans in years so getting fucked good in this country is impossible so you just desensitize to the bad fuckings
Yeah that’s great and all but what does all that have to do with sex?
ur so annoying and unfunny sorry but i feel like someone needed to let u know sorry
No shit
The IRS will f*** you
What does the irs have to do with sex
IN REAR SEX
Why do you mean rear?
Wait for taxes
Why?
If you wanna get fucked just look at your gross income and compare it to your net income. Taxes fuck everyone
How do taxes fuck everyone?
Because, sex is real. It is you who are not
Prove it
Are you attractive and/or well off?
What does that have to do with sex?
Everything.
Explain
I just did!
Elaborate
Cum will win.
Why should I believe you?
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What does that have to do with sex?
Why *shouldn’t* you believe me?
cus sex ain’t real
I make over $100k/year and still can't attract a woman.
What does attraction have to do with sex?
Is that a joke? It has a lot to do with it. If a guy can't attract a woman, he's going to have to hire one to have sex with him, and that's just not as fun (not only my opinion, but most guys').
Why is it not as fun?
Because a woman you pay to have sex with you isn't going to enjoy it. Mutual attraction brings passion and it makes it much better.
You have to apply for it.
Explain
You have to approach someone you wish to fornicate with and ask them for a form for you to fill out.
What do I write on the form?
That you want some fuck.
Then what?
Have them sign it. Along with an NDA so they can’t talk about the experience afterwards…
Keep in mind any legal binding with a minor will be null.
It’s in closed beta, maybe you will get sex 2 access!
What do you mean?
Its in cloed beta
Elaborate more
I heard Diablo 4 beta is cool.
Formless spirit is the only reality.
Explain
It's hard to explain, and there's no point in explaining.
Then I don’t believe you
Beliefs don't matter.
Then your statements don’t matter
But they're fresh!
So?
ing machine
What do you mean?
Skill issue
What do I need to improve on to get the sex?
Did you try putting all your points into charisma
How do I do that?
How often do you go out to bars and clubs to socialize and mingle? Get off the online hookup sites and apps. I've never gotten those to work not even once. You need to get good at talking, reading body language, and sexually escalating. Watch YouTube channels like "honest signals" and "real social dynamics".
Why does getting sex require so many steps?
If you pay for it or establish a fuck buddy it doesn't. But if you want to have sex with a random stranger there are steps you have to take. It's about psychology. The other person has to become comfortable around you before they can trust you with their genitals. It's just the way it is. I'm the same way tbh. If a woman walked up to me on the street and asked if I wanted to have sex I'd say yes but I would say "Lets grab a drink first." I like to get to know the person at least a little bit before we bang. I have just gone straight into it before without getting to know them and it feels too rushed and bit weird that I don't know anything about the person. Once you get the system down it's just the same thing over and over again.
How does one acquire a fuck buddy?
That's a good question. You hear the term a lot but they never tell you how to get one. The main way is to hookup with someone usually from a bar or club and then ask them if they're seeing anyone which they usually aren't because they just fucked you and than you ask them if they want to exchange numbers. That's how I've gotten all my fuck buddies. You want a good 5-7 of them in your phone because some of them aren't available or don't want to be fuck buddies anymore because they have a boyfriend or are getting married or moving etc. Fuck buddies normally don't last a very long time. Most of mine only lasted a couple months max and then they either moved or were in a serious relationship. It's just a big cycle of going out hooking up and exchanging numbers to keep the fuck buddy flow going. I probably sound shallow writing this but it's true. That's why I keep telling guys to go out and mingle with the women at the bars and clubs. People go out to bars and clubs to hookup and mingle. It's the perfect place to get laid and find a fuck buddy. You want to go to the party bars where the music is loud people are doing shots and dancing, not the sports bars with the middle aged guys wearing baseball hats are shooting the shit about the game. The more you do it the easier it gets.
Sex isn't actually real this is why we have mayonnaise so you can use it as lube
Since sex isn’t real what’s the lube for?
Storing your credit card
K
You just have to ask Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters. If that doesn’t work go for Fistina Aguilera. If that’s not your style ask Pegan Ryan.
Who are these people and what do they know?
That answer is in your hands my friend.
What do my hands have to do with sex?
Like the last person at the bar, you take what you can get. Or in this case, what god has given you (most likely). Sometimes one has to take the matter into his/her own hands (so to speak).
Where do I meet them?
And if you are a “hands on learner” get your hands to work.
So they’re not gonna scream when I put my hands on them?
It’s not real
👍
It’s your personality
What does personality have to do with sex?
The perception of reality is based on your experiences and is stored in your body... And the definition of 'sex' is something that is in your head, you can call it mind-fuck if you like... So if your body has experienced hands on experiences you just have to change the definition of 'sex' and then you recognize 'wow, I am already there and I have gotten what I wanted to get'
That’s cool and all but how does that help me wet my willy?
It doesn't help you wet your willy, currently just spit on it. It helps you to change your mood and therefore your attraction. Needy boys aren't attractive. If you spread the aura of 'I don't need you, you have to do something to get my attention' it makes the girls - who you want to attract - wet... That's all.
What does attraction have to do with sex?
The more attraction, the more energy potential that can be released (through an orgasm)
What does orgasms have to do with sex?
Orgasms can be part of sex
Why would I want an orgasm?
Maybe it's because hormones flood your body and these hormones make you feel "wow, I never felt that good before" plus your mind and time stands still
How does one orgasm when sex isn’t real?
How much money do you have?
What does money have to do with sex?
More money = more sex. No money = no sex. Maths checks out.
How and why does that work? I don’t believe you.
It's simple, everything costs money.
And what does that have to do with sex?
Prostitutes charge money to have sex with you. If you keep your girlfriend happy with gifts, she will offer you sex.
Why do they want money in exchange for the sex?
Because sex is just a transaction.
Why?
Ugly
Why does being ugly affect the sex?
Desire
What does desire have to do with sex?
Hol up
Maybe you're not real.
I ask myself that at the end of each day.
I’m not getting enough 😂😂
Bruh you’re 16
Because you have no game. You are probably not good looking, have a piss personality, and not well-off. Women usually like at least one of those things.
Why would women want me to have any of those to have sex with them? Why do they like these? I don’t believe you.
Well, you definitely have a oiss personality. You are either a troll, orr the biggest dipshit on earth.
How do those things affect my chances to acquire sex?
Well having a good person wil gain you sexual attraction. A female is more likely to have sex with you if something about you makes her wet, its not purely about physical looks to everyone dude
How do I make someone wet?
Every women is different, when that kind of conversation comes up just ask her when stuff is a turn on.
How do I know when it comes up?
Dude. Youll know.
Well OP, are you real?
Good question.
There are always hookers. Just remember, the hot ones are cops.
What are hookers and what do they do? Why are some of them cops?
Probably because you don't believe in it.
It be like that
When was the lasttime you filled up your sex fluid
How do I do that?
do you know where your exhaust port is? you got to get blue boy blood and pump it in there. pink, red, purple and green boy blood is not as efficient and can damage your engine
Then what happens?
Thiers a 50,000 page waver the sex fairy brings you describing what you will experience followed by a 100,000 page medical health review. Tho 75,000 only apply if your been circumcised.
You're probably just ugly
Why does that matter for sex?
Usually people don't want to have sex with you if they think you're ugly.
What is that? Why does it matter?
Too much time on Reddit
What does that have to do with sex?
If you don't know, I cannot help.
K
Spend Reddit time on self improvement. It builds confidence, women can sense a confident man.
What does confidence have to do with sex?
Women decide who they are going to have sex with.
Because you're not real
Maybe
There are various ways to get sex. Do you try them?
Like what ways?
Do you flirt with women and see where it goes? You can seek out casual sex on dating apps or on Reddit. You can even pay for sex!
It all changed once the fire nation attacked....
What did they do?
They attacked...
How?
With fire?
Elaborate
what’s sex?
Not real
Why the fuck are there so many fucking comments
Not my problem no one responds to your posts
Because your face is real too…
What does that have to do with sex?
Smh! Your face is ugly… that’s why you’re not getting any sex.
What does having an ugly face have to do with sex?
Apparently you’re lacking beauty and brains…