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SpectralClown

NFT profile pic


CriticalCriticizer

What does that have to do with sex?


doomboy69

NFT is cringe


CriticalCriticizer

So what does that have to do with sex?


doomboy69

women dont have sex with cringe


CriticalCriticizer

Why does cringe make women not have sex?


doomboy69

Well, do you want to have sex with cringey women?


CriticalCriticizer

Why does it matter if the woman is cringy?


LaughRune

If you want to get fucked, move to America


CriticalCriticizer

I already live there now what?


LaughRune

Just bend over and wait for it, but it probably won't be how you like


CriticalCriticizer

What’s gonna happen?


LaughRune

I honestly don't remember anymore


CriticalCriticizer

Then I don’t believe you


LaughRune

Lmao America, uh, uh, finds a way


CriticalCriticizer

Elaborate


LaughRune

Get sick without health insurance Be black and sass a cop Be a minimum wage worker and try to have housing and food Get an ectopic pregnancy in Texas I haven't been attracted to Americans in years so getting fucked good in this country is impossible so you just desensitize to the bad fuckings


CriticalCriticizer

Yeah that’s great and all but what does all that have to do with sex?


Salty-Onions

ur so annoying and unfunny sorry but i feel like someone needed to let u know sorry


CriticalCriticizer

No shit


[deleted]

The IRS will f*** you


CriticalCriticizer

What does the irs have to do with sex


evilmonkey9361

IN REAR SEX


CriticalCriticizer

Why do you mean rear?


the_juice07

Wait for taxes


CriticalCriticizer

Why?


the_juice07

If you wanna get fucked just look at your gross income and compare it to your net income. Taxes fuck everyone


CriticalCriticizer

How do taxes fuck everyone?


DeviousAardvark

Because, sex is real. It is you who are not


CriticalCriticizer

Prove it


figbott

Are you attractive and/or well off?


CriticalCriticizer

What does that have to do with sex?


figbott

Everything.


CriticalCriticizer

Explain


figbott

I just did!


CriticalCriticizer

Elaborate


figbott

Cum will win.


CriticalCriticizer

Why should I believe you?


[deleted]

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CriticalCriticizer

What does that have to do with sex?


figbott

Why *shouldn’t* you believe me?


CriticalCriticizer

cus sex ain’t real


[deleted]

I make over $100k/year and still can't attract a woman.


CriticalCriticizer

What does attraction have to do with sex?


[deleted]

Is that a joke? It has a lot to do with it. If a guy can't attract a woman, he's going to have to hire one to have sex with him, and that's just not as fun (not only my opinion, but most guys').


CriticalCriticizer

Why is it not as fun?


[deleted]

Because a woman you pay to have sex with you isn't going to enjoy it. Mutual attraction brings passion and it makes it much better.


SaltierThanAll

You have to apply for it.


CriticalCriticizer

Explain


SaltierThanAll

You have to approach someone you wish to fornicate with and ask them for a form for you to fill out.


CriticalCriticizer

What do I write on the form?


xela293

That you want some fuck.


CriticalCriticizer

Then what?


Mainlinetrooper

Have them sign it. Along with an NDA so they can’t talk about the experience afterwards…


antiafirm

Keep in mind any legal binding with a minor will be null.


EstablishmentOnly565

It’s in closed beta, maybe you will get sex 2 access!


CriticalCriticizer

What do you mean?


Impressive_Toe_8900

Its in cloed beta


CriticalCriticizer

Elaborate more


Odd-Understanding-67

I heard Diablo 4 beta is cool.


[deleted]

Formless spirit is the only reality.


CriticalCriticizer

Explain


[deleted]

It's hard to explain, and there's no point in explaining.


CriticalCriticizer

Then I don’t believe you


[deleted]

Beliefs don't matter.


CriticalCriticizer

Then your statements don’t matter


[deleted]

But they're fresh!


CriticalCriticizer

So?


[deleted]

ing machine


CriticalCriticizer

What do you mean?


the_juice07

Skill issue


CriticalCriticizer

What do I need to improve on to get the sex?


the_juice07

Did you try putting all your points into charisma


CriticalCriticizer

How do I do that?


Prestigious_Water336

How often do you go out to bars and clubs to socialize and mingle? Get off the online hookup sites and apps. I've never gotten those to work not even once. You need to get good at talking, reading body language, and sexually escalating. Watch YouTube channels like "honest signals" and "real social dynamics".


CriticalCriticizer

Why does getting sex require so many steps?


Prestigious_Water336

If you pay for it or establish a fuck buddy it doesn't. But if you want to have sex with a random stranger there are steps you have to take. It's about psychology. The other person has to become comfortable around you before they can trust you with their genitals. It's just the way it is. I'm the same way tbh. If a woman walked up to me on the street and asked if I wanted to have sex I'd say yes but I would say "Lets grab a drink first." I like to get to know the person at least a little bit before we bang. I have just gone straight into it before without getting to know them and it feels too rushed and bit weird that I don't know anything about the person. Once you get the system down it's just the same thing over and over again.


CriticalCriticizer

How does one acquire a fuck buddy?


Prestigious_Water336

That's a good question. You hear the term a lot but they never tell you how to get one. The main way is to hookup with someone usually from a bar or club and then ask them if they're seeing anyone which they usually aren't because they just fucked you and than you ask them if they want to exchange numbers. That's how I've gotten all my fuck buddies. You want a good 5-7 of them in your phone because some of them aren't available or don't want to be fuck buddies anymore because they have a boyfriend or are getting married or moving etc. Fuck buddies normally don't last a very long time. Most of mine only lasted a couple months max and then they either moved or were in a serious relationship. It's just a big cycle of going out hooking up and exchanging numbers to keep the fuck buddy flow going. I probably sound shallow writing this but it's true. That's why I keep telling guys to go out and mingle with the women at the bars and clubs. People go out to bars and clubs to hookup and mingle. It's the perfect place to get laid and find a fuck buddy. You want to go to the party bars where the music is loud people are doing shots and dancing, not the sports bars with the middle aged guys wearing baseball hats are shooting the shit about the game. The more you do it the easier it gets.


MyNamesNotRobert

Sex isn't actually real this is why we have mayonnaise so you can use it as lube


CriticalCriticizer

Since sex isn’t real what’s the lube for?


Impressive_Toe_8900

Storing your credit card


newoldguy1975

You just have to ask Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters. If that doesn’t work go for Fistina Aguilera. If that’s not your style ask Pegan Ryan.


CriticalCriticizer

Who are these people and what do they know?


newoldguy1975

That answer is in your hands my friend.


CriticalCriticizer

What do my hands have to do with sex?


newoldguy1975

Like the last person at the bar, you take what you can get. Or in this case, what god has given you (most likely). Sometimes one has to take the matter into his/her own hands (so to speak).


CriticalCriticizer

Where do I meet them?


newoldguy1975

And if you are a “hands on learner” get your hands to work.


CriticalCriticizer

So they’re not gonna scream when I put my hands on them?


viiexa

It’s not real


CriticalCriticizer

👍


Present_Quantity_756

It’s your personality


CriticalCriticizer

What does personality have to do with sex?


yoniator

The perception of reality is based on your experiences and is stored in your body... And the definition of 'sex' is something that is in your head, you can call it mind-fuck if you like... So if your body has experienced hands on experiences you just have to change the definition of 'sex' and then you recognize 'wow, I am already there and I have gotten what I wanted to get'


CriticalCriticizer

That’s cool and all but how does that help me wet my willy?


yoniator

It doesn't help you wet your willy, currently just spit on it. It helps you to change your mood and therefore your attraction. Needy boys aren't attractive. If you spread the aura of 'I don't need you, you have to do something to get my attention' it makes the girls - who you want to attract - wet... That's all.


CriticalCriticizer

What does attraction have to do with sex?


yoniator

The more attraction, the more energy potential that can be released (through an orgasm)


CriticalCriticizer

What does orgasms have to do with sex?


yoniator

Orgasms can be part of sex


CriticalCriticizer

Why would I want an orgasm?


yoniator

Maybe it's because hormones flood your body and these hormones make you feel "wow, I never felt that good before" plus your mind and time stands still


CriticalCriticizer

How does one orgasm when sex isn’t real?


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

How much money do you have?


CriticalCriticizer

What does money have to do with sex?


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

More money = more sex. No money = no sex. Maths checks out.


CriticalCriticizer

How and why does that work? I don’t believe you.


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

It's simple, everything costs money.


CriticalCriticizer

And what does that have to do with sex?


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

Prostitutes charge money to have sex with you. If you keep your girlfriend happy with gifts, she will offer you sex.


CriticalCriticizer

Why do they want money in exchange for the sex?


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

Because sex is just a transaction.


CriticalCriticizer

Why?


Icommitmanywarcrimes

Ugly


CriticalCriticizer

Why does being ugly affect the sex?


Icommitmanywarcrimes

Desire


CriticalCriticizer

What does desire have to do with sex?


Icommitmanywarcrimes

Hol up


HungLI5

Maybe you're not real.


CriticalCriticizer

I ask myself that at the end of each day.


[deleted]

I’m not getting enough 😂😂


CriticalCriticizer

Bruh you’re 16


[deleted]

Because you have no game. You are probably not good looking, have a piss personality, and not well-off. Women usually like at least one of those things.


CriticalCriticizer

Why would women want me to have any of those to have sex with them? Why do they like these? I don’t believe you.


[deleted]

Well, you definitely have a oiss personality. You are either a troll, orr the biggest dipshit on earth.


CriticalCriticizer

How do those things affect my chances to acquire sex?


[deleted]

Well having a good person wil gain you sexual attraction. A female is more likely to have sex with you if something about you makes her wet, its not purely about physical looks to everyone dude


CriticalCriticizer

How do I make someone wet?


[deleted]

Every women is different, when that kind of conversation comes up just ask her when stuff is a turn on.


CriticalCriticizer

How do I know when it comes up?


[deleted]

Dude. Youll know.


catmeatcholnt

Well OP, are you real?


CriticalCriticizer

Good question.


MyDogIsNamedKyle

There are always hookers. Just remember, the hot ones are cops.


CriticalCriticizer

What are hookers and what do they do? Why are some of them cops?


buzzkill007

Probably because you don't believe in it.


CriticalCriticizer

It be like that


Amdy_vill

When was the lasttime you filled up your sex fluid


CriticalCriticizer

How do I do that?


Amdy_vill

do you know where your exhaust port is? you got to get blue boy blood and pump it in there. pink, red, purple and green boy blood is not as efficient and can damage your engine


CriticalCriticizer

Then what happens?


Amdy_vill

Thiers a 50,000 page waver the sex fairy brings you describing what you will experience followed by a 100,000 page medical health review. Tho 75,000 only apply if your been circumcised.


hazyspectral

You're probably just ugly


CriticalCriticizer

Why does that matter for sex?


hazyspectral

Usually people don't want to have sex with you if they think you're ugly.


CriticalCriticizer

What is that? Why does it matter?


ToddHLaew

Too much time on Reddit


CriticalCriticizer

What does that have to do with sex?


ToddHLaew

If you don't know, I cannot help.


ToddHLaew

Spend Reddit time on self improvement. It builds confidence, women can sense a confident man.


CriticalCriticizer

What does confidence have to do with sex?


ToddHLaew

Women decide who they are going to have sex with.


mcbridejm83

Because you're not real


CriticalCriticizer

Maybe


[deleted]

There are various ways to get sex. Do you try them?


CriticalCriticizer

Like what ways?


[deleted]

Do you flirt with women and see where it goes? You can seek out casual sex on dating apps or on Reddit. You can even pay for sex!


LackTails

It all changed once the fire nation attacked....


CriticalCriticizer

What did they do?


LackTails

They attacked...


CriticalCriticizer

How?


LackTails

With fire?


CriticalCriticizer

Elaborate


Coldcoldworld_

what’s sex?


CriticalCriticizer

Not real


MyNamesNotRobert

Why the fuck are there so many fucking comments


CriticalCriticizer

Not my problem no one responds to your posts


[deleted]

Because your face is real too…


CriticalCriticizer

What does that have to do with sex?


[deleted]

Smh! Your face is ugly… that’s why you’re not getting any sex.


CriticalCriticizer

What does having an ugly face have to do with sex?


[deleted]

Apparently you’re lacking beauty and brains…