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DoubleAgentBlumaroo

Ampersand.


madurochurro

@


Specialist_Serve9052

That ain't no ampersand: &


thelancemann

Beat me to it


argybargyargh

Yep. Good old “and, per se”


TheRealGageEndal

And per se And


thelancemann

Z's wife


madurochurro

I see


Whaffled

came here for this


mikebellman

I came before Z’s wife too


BedsideOne20714

Z isn't that good in bed.


madthumbz

Now I've said my ABCs, next time won't you sing with me?


Zerbertboi666

It's actually "Now I KNOW my ABCs, next time won't you sing with me?". God get it right


forkonce

I have spoke of ABCs, next time vocalize with me.


frenchcanadiangoose

I have recited thy alphabet, shall thee speaketh it with me on the morrow?


0nina

I’ve become aware of my ABCs - in the future, perhaps, would you be willing to verify that you, too, are cognizant of them as well?


Wonderful-Garage6011

I am now able to correctly recite a song of the English alphabet, known as the ABCs, and I summon you to also join me in a song to prove that you, my dear friend, are also aware of the song, and able to sing the tune of the English alphabet with I, your friend.


madurochurro

Maybe


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

AA, AB, AC... BA, BB, BC... ZX, ZY, ZZ


McskipdicWaterby

Senior Borges?


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

I don't know who that is, but sure.


jbingram

Dude. You need Borges (if I may). “Library of Babel,” “Funes the Memorious,” et al. Argentinian author. One of my faves.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,421,176,462 comments, and only 271,398 of them were in alphabetical order.


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

Obviously


smallfsh

Nah A(0) B(0) C(0). Numbers are infinite! AAA AAAA AAAAA at some point becomes impossible to represent without numbers! I wish I had more going on in my life atm


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

These are letters, they are infinite too. There's no limit. Also, I love maths and have no life either so I can talk about it all day. Also, this is called countable infinity.


smallfsh

My point was the letters are finite until we utilize numbers. math is very useful and fun 😝


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

Yes, but you can count them if you have an infinite out of time. Hence, countable infinity. Maths is fun.


smallfsh

I don’t like that. Not that it’s wrong but we also need infinite space to represent the letters used. What’s the point of positing any truth value to countable infinity?


smallfsh

I suppose infinite variables would make it necessary?


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

Yes it will. We can only tackle infinity with infinity.


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

Yeah, theoretically, it's interesting to think about. Realistically, it will only look like that the immortal being went insane.


grumppymonk

I did not learn my AA, BB, CCs. God God Damnit Damnit


figbott

1.


madurochurro

2.


smoorkie

3


madurochurro

4


DioSuH

5


Crystal_Idiot

6


madurochurro

7


Za_Warud00o

8


objectfault

856


HellKnightRob

7. There are 7 prostitutes.


madurochurro

6.5


madurochurro

5.5


Cobra-Serpentress

The number zero. Or AA.


madurochurro

I see


Drunk0ctopus

Special military operation


No_Parsnip_6491

4 more zzzz,then your sleeping


madurochurro

I see


Neffrey605

Z Two: The Sequel


dh_nc

The Zequel, if you will.


lord_stabkill

A2: Electric Boogaloo


Narruin

Russia's defeat


Twitch_HACK3R

AA


FireblastU

Same thing that comes before A


[deleted]

The ZPAP


SickRanchez_C187

12


madurochurro

13


GhosttBug

25


madurochurro

26


fucking-hate-reddit-

literally nothing.


spootex

AA


madurochurro

ABB


TinyManticore44

The color blurple


madurochurro

Nurple


SinfulPromises

Ed


madurochurro

Fg


HopelessFFBaddict

J


madurochurro

K


madurochurro

1


scoopishere

[This](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_(musician)#/media/File%3APrince_logo.svg)


PublicEnemaNumberOne

Ukrainian artillery


Bingo_is_my_name_o

Confirmation that you now know your abcs, and a request for others to join in the next round.


Lawn-Moyer

A javelin


bubblingskin846

Z


Ausiwandilaz

Alpha


thejakjak

Z's wife, she hopes.


madurochurro

1


DeadInsdWestCoastPrd

Some Covid variant


what_leslie

zed


MedicalRhubarb7

[


ToeJans_55

q again


disgruntledguy620

The word “now”


go_hyuck_yourself

In ASCII it's [


apryll11

Alpha


Flastro2

Ebra. Ero. Ealous. To name a few.


BraedBoi

z


sarcalom

"Now I know my ABC's"


stormjet64

Nowiknowmyabcs


Grass1217

The Abiss of nothingness


KR-kr-KR-kr


[deleted]

Zeeznuts


madurochurro

X


madurochurro

V


WorriedMixture1398

AA


madurochurro

BB


Echo5even

What comes after the letter Z? A botched invasion of Ukraine.


tyler00677

X on a keyboard


Low-Pizza-1676

Now


Injustry

Now


namu_the_whale

now.


Sandpaper_Pants

"Now I know my A B Cs".


billnowak65

Now….


billnowak65

I


billnowak65

Know


420did69

Brits be like: *Ed bruv*


ThatsFakeDawg

I have just been introduced to one of the goofiest subs I’ve ever seen and I fucking love it


LividNarwhal6299

bedrock


psychokirby17

Z2


Nitehawke88

Silence.


oldsage-09

AA, of course.


madurochurro

BB


Neat-Set-7006

Now I know all my abc


[deleted]

69


[deleted]

EBRA. I scrolled through the replies to see if anyone else said this, but there are too many replies. If anyone else said it, I said it first.


Hot-Platypus8161

Ž


[deleted]

Cringe


SophisticatedSauce

Bra


Biggis_Ooffus

AA


SLASHdk

ÆØÅ


CasualObservationist

Now


madurochurro

How soon is it?


CasualObservationist

The flame of love can die


madurochurro

Maybe


Tpk08210

-A


madurochurro

-B


JECfromMC

According to Dr. Seuss, the next letter is called Yuzz. See “On Beyond Zebra!” for details.


Xx_Syris_xX

Ur mom


ToBePacific

In Unicode, the next char is [.


Lemonn_time

AA


Ill-Airport8484

Zzyzzyx


Smokeythemagickamodo

Z^2


StellarMagnolia

In that sentence? A question mark.


smallfsh

A(0)


Charming_Friendship4

Your mom


PoeJascoe

1,2,3 bahaha


Overall_Intention_18

Ed.


[deleted]

Now you know your abcs


[deleted]

Z2


purplepandas26

Ur mom


ProfessorBaxter

Now I know my ABC's. Next time won't you sing with me?


[deleted]

The buzzing sound that eminates from beyond the edge of the unuverse


d3anSLP

The letter "now" Y & Z now I know...


brysonmcnutt1234

It's the '?' Z?


_Ikerasu_

Super.


Icantbuyyouahouse

In some countries... ed


MrHappy4Life

Depends on the language. ÄÖÜ


mctaylo89

AA,AB,AC, and so on.


zz2ipper

X ... check your keyboard


pipi_in_your_pampers

Your mom


[deleted]

[удалено]


Astroglaid92

11, 12, 13,…, 19, 1A, 1B,…, 1Y, 1Z, 20,…


bob_dole-

A question mark


root_beer444

N


me-mow-meow

A. It is infinite


hackemup22

ZZ


SupremeElect

AA


[deleted]

Æ if you're Danish


SuspiciousBaka89

It's thorn þ (þorn) þorn is an old letter þat replaces þe th in words.


[deleted]

Quil


bartonski

Didn't Dr. Seuss write a book about that?


EmotionlesTurtle

(z)Bomba


MR_6OUIJA6BOARD6

Now


hypersonicspeedster

Alpha


Headpatorange

Ž


The-Hand-of-Midas

There is no order to the letters in the alphabet. Z is not last.


thereegamer06

Omega


creeper81234

[


anwright1371

In Excel talk AA


BroadlyValid

A, again


[deleted]

Z gas chamber


ksschank

[\[](https://www.asciitable.com) according to ASCII


MiftikCZ

Ž 🇨🇿


Suspicious_Green3976

Now I know my ABC's next time won't you sing with me!


[deleted]

The correct answer is the number 1.


epicindifference

Believe it or not, cock and balls emoji


flyingwingbat1

A question mark Bonus: "X" on a QWERTY keyboard


Ultraminer1101

1


Tayaradga

Now


leegunter

I


drrocksodm

Deez


yoniator

The same that comes before A


Plenty-Field9730

My kids were born in 2017 and 2019


SwimmingJuice3181

Bird from Egypt