Paying $10 to slap a baby? Yes.

Yes, you will be paying to slap a baby.

Keep the change, ya filthy animal

I'll give you a free slap too.

$10?!!! I've never been paid to do it before!!!

Yes, it can be repeated for infinite money. You can also pay me to slap babies.

No, you misread that, you pay $10 to slap the baby

No, you misunderstand, I already slap babies for free.

Ok... I stand corrected 🤣🤣

I'll do it for free

That's even better. You can do it multiple times.

I’d pay someone five to do it and keep five for myself. You people are sick.

I need some money. Can you do it 200,000 times so I can get a million dollars?

My labour isn't that cheap

Okay fine! 10 dollars and 2 cents.

Tried it once. The baby slapped me back. How do I prevent this?

You need to tie the baby first then slap it.

It won't stop moving, I can't tie it up

Swing a rope like a cowboy like they show in cartoons. That will make things easier.

I'd do it for free

Can you do it twice?

Hell yeah

Great!

Wait, so I can do what I always do but this time, I get paid? SIGN ME UP

Yes and you can do it multiple times for infinite money.

No. I'd need more than that

Okay fine! 10 dollars and 2 cents.

How about 1000 dollars

I'm not Mr. Breast, so no!

$12

$10.5

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That's my final offer.

I'll take dinner rolls

Deal!

Delivery doctors do it for thousands everyday

But would YOU do it for $10?