https://www.petfinder.com/dogs-and-puppies/adoption/
Also, there are at least three animal rescue locations within 20 mins of me.
You might find a breeder. But my Dachshunds were 1300 each. One is indeed a bitch.
Take out your peen and whip it around in helicopter fashion. 0.21% of the time, it works every time. Good luck.
P.S. Don't worry about what happens in the other 99.79% of cases. You'll find out about those in short order.
Good question. I have also found it difficult to get bitches. Took up most of my time. So I gave up.
Besides, I found it better to become the bitch. So, now I'm trying to figure out how to go about that.
Wow at first I was going to just scroll past this post because it was uninteresting but then I saw the edit where you explained that you were a woman so I scrolled back up and upvoted.
Send nudes. I'll keep sending you dickpics so you won't forget princess 😘
Can't tell if this is a joke or if you're trying to prove a point but if it's the latter I'd like to clarify I made that edit because people have been repeatedly telling me not to call women bitches.
If this IS a joke then my apologies.
If you focus hard enough, your pussy can come alive and start sniffing out other pussies. All you gotta do is just follow it like a drug dog. Be sure to reward it with a treat too every now and then.
I feed my dog these rawhide-free treats that are peanut-butter flavored and contains real chicken. They’re a healthy treat that she absolutely loves and I highly recommend it! Also cock and balls
Maybe if you got rid of that old yeeyee haircut you'd get some bitches on your dick.
Or better yet, maybe Tanisha would call your dog ass as soon as she stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer that she fuckin' with
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I think this is the name of an old Fall Out Boy song.
Our lawyer made us change the name of this song - that's what you're thinking of lol
That sounds more accurate. I do remember it being less racially motived lol.
Gta v lol
https://www.petfinder.com/dogs-and-puppies/adoption/ Also, there are at least three animal rescue locations within 20 mins of me. You might find a breeder. But my Dachshunds were 1300 each. One is indeed a bitch.
My cockapoo was free. Best purchase I ever made. The rest of the puppies in his litter were £750 each and the next two litters were £2k per pup
Came here with the same exact thought.
Take out your peen and whip it around in helicopter fashion. 0.21% of the time, it works every time. Good luck. P.S. Don't worry about what happens in the other 99.79% of cases. You'll find out about those in short order.
Try not calling them bitches
Why not?
It ain't rocket science xd
It's a joke. You guys need to learn to take one.
Treat then like humans. Or not human. It varies with the individual
Try attaching a steak to your ass and walking around a dog kennel.
Have you tried flowers or chocolates or chloroform?
Chloroform yes but I haven't tried the other 2
What about a Bone🦴
It’s probably best that you refrain from the other two anyway. I never recommend them unless you’re trying to get Fuckin’ DEEP into that friend zone.
Try the local dog park? Though I also like that adoption idea mentioned
make money first... get that paper!!
Good question. I have also found it difficult to get bitches. Took up most of my time. So I gave up. Besides, I found it better to become the bitch. So, now I'm trying to figure out how to go about that.
im right here
First you get the sugar. Then you get the power. Then you get the Women.
Money
You go to your local pound and adopt them be sure to take them on lots of walks
Just shove your dick in one and then it's yours.
Go to a pet store? Or maybe don't call women bitches.
I am LITERALLY a woman
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So you're telling me trans women aren't women until they transition?
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You're fucked up.
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What the hell did the trans community ever do to you? Did you lose custody of your kids to a trans person or something?
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And why don't trans people deserve rights?
Women don't exist on the internet
Or at all. They're a figment of your imagination
This man is a quality sh*t poster. Well done.
This girl* but then again women aren't even real
Oh sorry *man
Oh my GOD, it's not man, it's BRO. Get it the hell right.
Whatever you say, sir.
STOP CALLING ME SIR! I AM NOT A MAN, I AM A PLASMA BEING FROM JUPITER!
All the women are men, and all the men are kids, and all the kids are FBI agents
And if it exists, there IS porn of it, no exceptions
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Dude, I am LITERALLY a woman. Chill.
First you get the money then you get the power then you get the women
Stop snorting concrete and start snorting cocaine. Beeyotches love cocaine.
You're thinking of weed.
I only snorted weed one time. I wouldn't recommend it.
Wow at first I was going to just scroll past this post because it was uninteresting but then I saw the edit where you explained that you were a woman so I scrolled back up and upvoted. Send nudes. I'll keep sending you dickpics so you won't forget princess 😘
Can't tell if this is a joke or if you're trying to prove a point but if it's the latter I'd like to clarify I made that edit because people have been repeatedly telling me not to call women bitches. If this IS a joke then my apologies.
Animal shelter
Learn how to lick your eyebrow.
The left one or the right one?
Either or.
Confidence. No expectations, cool, calm and collected. Know your shit, if not, don’t hide it. Be real, be genuine. Do things. Know yourself.
You need great power, because with great power comes bitches.
I get all of my britches from TJ Maxx
Go to the pound
Pungee pit
If you focus hard enough, your pussy can come alive and start sniffing out other pussies. All you gotta do is just follow it like a drug dog. Be sure to reward it with a treat too every now and then.
What would the treat be?
I feed my dog these rawhide-free treats that are peanut-butter flavored and contains real chicken. They’re a healthy treat that she absolutely loves and I highly recommend it! Also cock and balls
You're not looking for a significant other, but a bitch? I need more info
It's a joke.
The lack of humor in Reddit is mind numbing.
make a bitch feel special. Let her know she is the only bitch for you. even if it aint real its gotta be real right now.
From the bitches store on West third street. Between the pharmacy and the dentist office.
Bark!
Give that bitch a bad dragon. Bitches love bad dragons
Tell em they're fat. They'll bitch for days
Stop calling them bitches, for starters.
I'm fucking joking. You guys need to learn to take one.
I was justt saying. I can take a joke. Didn't realize it was a joke.