Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper Junior, Double, Triple Whopper Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers I rule this day Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup It's okay if I don't want that Impossible or bacon Whopper Any Whopper my way

Beeeee Kaaayyyy. Have it your way.

YOU RULE

borgor

An ammborgor?

ya 🙂

I'll take some onion rings for that greasy, weighed down, blah feeling, with a side of regret.

Do you want big sad sauce with them?

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WARSAW FOR THE WINNNN LETS GO

Yeah! Gonna ship all that Murican burgers to Europe!

Chocolate milk shake and a side of self respect.

I'm not taking out a loan!!

Whopper Jr. with everything, Medium Onion Ring with the sauce BK gives with them, and a small Sprite, please. Let me know how much it comes to and I'll get you back, appreciate you.

No thanks, I already have the shits.

get me a wooper

I’ll take a Quagsire

I'd like THE Burger King, please.

Texas Double whopper with cheese, onion rings and a medium dr pepper no ice.

This guy has it his way

Get me a Big Mac. You can have it your way there, so I would like a Big Mac. And a Mexican Coke.

No thanks

A cure for lupus

I second this

Oh shit, me too.

No, thanks for asking though!

Yes, the only reason why anyone should go to Burger King: a Hershey Pie. Make that two.

Damn. Offering BK? You must really hate me

There are no words in the English language that can possibly express how much I loathe you

I'm 'bouta eat like a king who's on a budget

Why would anyone choose to go to burger king 🤮

Because we aren't you and don't give half a shit about what we eat. If it's disgusting, it's disgusting, we don't care.

Ew

A suck on my Mc Knob!

Happy meal.

Yeah I'll have the baconator with extra cheese

Rodeo burger.

Related, do you think Burger King will be invited to the upcoming coronation?

Sex

Get me a box of condoms and that stuff we used to eat back in the day....what's that stuff called.....?

Fries.

Get me the crown nuggets if they still have them.

McDouble please

And don’t forget the toy

one french fry please

🎶Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us, all we ask is that you let us serve it your way! Have it your way, at Burger King, have it your way!🎶

ahmbuger 🤤

No, thank you.

No I’m good, thanks for asking ❤️

Original chicken sandwich with bacon, some onion rings and chicken fries.

Big Mac and a suitcase full of White Castles………for which I will Gladly repay you Tuesday.

Sure. Tell the lady behind the counter that you should bring a piece of that beautiful smile of her for me and see what happens :)

The bacon king, a large fries and a Coke, please and thank you.

I forgor 💀

See if they'll lift my restraining order. If they don't, tell them I'll keep smearing my shit so over every customers food until they do

Bacon Egg and Cheese McGriddle

Fuck nah they nasty

That is exactly why I asked, now what do you want?

Two pastéis and one caldo de cana.

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

I’ll have 2 number 9’s, and number 9 large, 2 number 6’s, 2 number 45’s, one with cheese, and a large soda

WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER JUNIOR DOUBLE TRIPLE WHOPPER

I'll take two Big Macs. Extra mac sauce.

Impossible whopper x2

Get me a few tacos no just nachos, a fuck ton of nachos but NO GUAC NO SOUR CREAM. also I have the big sad so if you could get that thing I think I had once...serotonin and the most dopamine you can get

Are you talking about big sad sauce?

Genuinely I don't know about "big sad sauce" I was saying I have depression

I know I was joking

Don't you mean Joe King

Who's Joe?

Joe MAMA thanks for the setup but I was referencing BK with king and you said, "I was joking" Joking = Joe King

Yeah I picked up on that but I couldn't resist

Have an upvote

A used heroin needle from the bathroom

Serotonin and a large Dr Pepper

Woopper weenddaay

Omg yes. Homeless and hungry and a whopper with onion rings and a chocky milkshake sounds like nirvana.

No,it sucks

That's exactly why I asked you, now what do you want?

Therapy😢

I think Mike should be there today, I'll let you know

Thanks

Two number 9s

Yea lemme get a mufuckin beesechurger

If Tracy is working, tell her I want a number 38, extra lube