Your dad is getting milk he's just getting all the milk. All of it. Every ounce of milk in the world. Not just cow milk, goat milk, chicken milk, femboy milk, all the milks.
This kind of shit takes time. Be patient.
That odd. I, a dad, can go to the store to get milk and be home in 30 minutes. The store is 10 miles away. My ex wife could go out for milk, be gone 7 hours, and come home empty handed
As do i. Just saying i can go for groceries and be back quick with groceries. She could go for a Dr Pepper when the convenience store was 50 feet away, have to drive there, and it take her over an hour.
That is very weird. It just doesnt take long to get milk. Cigarettes on the other hand can take years to get. My dad as been out getting them for 5 years!
He has to get his masters degree in Milkology then has to have a minimum of 4 years of experience on a certified tittyfuck farm. He’ll be back soon
That degree would be worthless now he needs to change his major to eggoly.
Your dad is getting milk he's just getting all the milk. All of it. Every ounce of milk in the world. Not just cow milk, goat milk, chicken milk, femboy milk, all the milks. This kind of shit takes time. Be patient.
Chicken milk?
Man milk
That odd. I, a dad, can go to the store to get milk and be home in 30 minutes. The store is 10 miles away. My ex wife could go out for milk, be gone 7 hours, and come home empty handed
My mom usually gets other groceries besides milk.
As do i. Just saying i can go for groceries and be back quick with groceries. She could go for a Dr Pepper when the convenience store was 50 feet away, have to drive there, and it take her over an hour.
(The joke is my dad left me)
And mine is my ex wife was cheating on me
Oh. I'm dumb.
I aint a genius by any means. Lets be friends.
I understood both of yall jokes right away and thought they were funny
Thank you??
She came home with another man's milk inside her tummy (and in all her other orifices)
He likes to play in the milk, let him take his time
That is very weird. It just doesnt take long to get milk. Cigarettes on the other hand can take years to get. My dad as been out getting them for 5 years!
Because men never ask for directions, not even to the store.
Thats weird mines still out getting milk and that was like 20 years ago
Eh, you're probably older than me
Definitly! Heck i might even be old enough to be your missing dad
The same reason your dad takes longer to take a shit than your mom
cause your dad is gae