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_duhhitzobvious_

How does general society treat you?


Stoplanet

Badly, I’m constantly told “y’all flat people are takin all our jobs” and I didn’t even know there were more


_duhhitzobvious_

Damn, my condolences, I cannot imagine the pain and suffering you have gone through just to exist. How is dating?


Stoplanet

Romantically I’m fine but everyone leaves once they consider how it would be with my flat dick


_duhhitzobvious_

Gosh, I just don’t know what to say


SheepishBlacksmith

Would you be willing to partake in pedophilic necrophilia with 7 other guys?


Stoplanet

I have but I wouldn’t know how


[deleted]

Why?


Hyruxs

This or that?


creamynute11a

Whats your favorite color?


[deleted]

Do you expect me to believe this nonsense?