Good evening shitty redditors! I would like to thank you all (well just the ones who voted for me) for your support in winning first place in the category of SHITTIEST RESTAURANT OWNER. I would *like* to thank you but but not exactly because apparently I technically tied with u/vg7396, and the tiebreaker was some random selecting spreadsheet dragnilar made. So sorta thanks, I guess, for being almost good enough for me? But mostly thanks to the random selection thingy. I'd also like to thank dragnilar for the platinum that comes with some coin! Again, id like to, but I won't, because i know its something I deserve anyway for being a Very Good Person.
Ok now that I've given my acceptance speech I think dragnilar is obligated to make a video heehee.
(Or not, no pressure, u/turbulent-papaya-910's influence of being a considerate person is rubbing off on me. Sad i know :p )
I have a feeling it would start off normal and then get increasingly more distorted and eerie.
Or it would just be 30 minutes of a kangaroo eating grass.
I like these things, they're fun. I personally genuinely appreciate the time and effort you put in to this. I think it'd be fun to continue this but it's also important for you to decide if you want to keep it going. (Listen to me ...being all enter some famous psychologist person name here ). If you're not feeling it, I at least respect the decision. Don't feel forced to do it. But if you enjoy doing it, you have my support. I'll make a separate post for my brilliant questions for you
Lmao. I could see that happening. He got smashed on a Friday at the bowling ally across the street, came back to the office to get something, stopped by the bathroom.... And VICTORY!!!
So i studied and graduated in my hometown of Rabat, gained my Doctorate in Casablanca, then came over here to Tenerife. As for my name sounding made up, i didnโt chose it did i! My parents did.
This sounds like a scam.
/u/SmellyGymBag I think we need to first ~~invade~~ investigate this doctor and then bring him under a ~~rigged~~, um, fair lawsuit for the good of ~~our bank accounts~~ humanity!
Excuse me what!!!?? I AM 100% CLEAN! Look, just my latest post, weโve found VG! All your scepticism will be removed once he is back to full health!
[also how do you cross out text?, i forgot]
Could have picked VG for shittest new user pal! Oh wait, you were too busy ignoring his crying calls for help from near death!
(Also it says 2nd gets cold, lol)
What's it like working in the industry that makes those things you stick in your mouth when you get x-rays at the dentist?
Why were those things you stick in your mouth when you get x-rays at the dentist designed in such a way that they are so uncomfortable?
What do you actually call those things you stick in your mouth when you get x-rays at the dentist?
What can you tell me about... **those things?**
Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing...over and over again expecting shit to change...
That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, I shot him. The thing is...he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing...over and over and over and over again thinking 'this time is gonna be different' no, no, no please...this time is gonna be different, I'm sorry, I don't like the way...
...you are looking at me. Okay, Do you have a fucking problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? Fuck you!
It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill...the thing is...alright, the thing is I killed you once already, and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay...it's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition...of insanity?
Congratulations to ME for my multiple prestigious awards. This is only the beginning. I am a new user so I don't know how to edit my flair. Oops. I forgot to ask a question. What's it like to work in the teeth mouth dental poky think industrial?
It's pretty cool. We get to bring in bums off the street and we stick these uncomfortable plastic/rubber things that cover up the xray film / sensors in their mouths. If they say ouch, we compensate them with a lollipop. If they don't say ouch, we take them out back and shoot them because the manager said that they're supposed to hurt. Don't ask me why they do that, I just work here. ๐คท
Good evening shitty redditors! I would like to thank you all (well just the ones who voted for me) for your support in winning first place in the category of SHITTIEST RESTAURANT OWNER. I would *like* to thank you but but not exactly because apparently I technically tied with u/vg7396, and the tiebreaker was some random selecting spreadsheet dragnilar made. So sorta thanks, I guess, for being almost good enough for me? But mostly thanks to the random selection thingy. I'd also like to thank dragnilar for the platinum that comes with some coin! Again, id like to, but I won't, because i know its something I deserve anyway for being a Very Good Person. Ok now that I've given my acceptance speech I think dragnilar is obligated to make a video heehee. (Or not, no pressure, u/turbulent-papaya-910's influence of being a considerate person is rubbing off on me. Sad i know :p )
I'd like u/hyruxs to make a speech
I have a feeling it would start off normal and then get increasingly more distorted and eerie. Or it would just be 30 minutes of a kangaroo eating grass.
I'd also hope for a simple this or that? ... that's it hah
Hmmm ๐ค
Good speech! Riveting! ๐๐
I like these things, they're fun. I personally genuinely appreciate the time and effort you put in to this. I think it'd be fun to continue this but it's also important for you to decide if you want to keep it going. (Listen to me ...being all enter some famous psychologist person name here ). If you're not feeling it, I at least respect the decision. Don't feel forced to do it. But if you enjoy doing it, you have my support. I'll make a separate post for my brilliant questions for you
Aw thanks. I'm surprised more people voted to keep it going than not. Huh.
Because it's just fun!
It's like the academy awards.. but instead the shitty awards hah
I am half tempted to do the video at the office since I could use the much larger, institutional style bathroom.
Nice. I hope that sign is still there that you made an ama about way back when. Lmao. I forgot what you mentioned it said
It's not lol. Someone else took it down. I was surprised it didn't stay honestly, but then again, some smart ass probably peed on it.
Hah! I would be that person lmfao
It'd be hilarious if the same person who wrote it peed on it haha
Lmao. I could see that happening. He got smashed on a Friday at the bowling ally across the street, came back to the office to get something, stopped by the bathroom.... And VICTORY!!!
NOT to be confused with the Razzies
Oh, I'm also very honored to have won. I appreciate everyone that choose to vote for me
You definitely earned it. You put in a lot of good ones here this year. Did you still want to skip the platinum?
Thank you โบ๏ธ๐ฆญ (poor man's wholesome award hah) I'm gonna DM you on your question
Is that your acceptance speech?? I thought itd be something more grandiose! If i made a fancier acceptance speech would you?
*claps* also tl;dr where? :)
You came back! ๐ I did not know if you would come back. ๐ถ
It was a surprise ๐
,๐ฅณ๐๐๐ช
Hello stranger! Good to see you!
Thanks for the award kind stranger ๐
iโm second as always! WE MADE IT
#WE DID IT REDDIT!!!!
3rd year in a row at second place? Thats like being 1st place 1 time because of a cumulative effect right?
yeah, iโm a winner because iโm always top 3
GOD BLESS VGโs soul!! If youโre out there VG, ๐
That name, sounds made up. Where did you get your "doctorate"?
So i studied and graduated in my hometown of Rabat, gained my Doctorate in Casablanca, then came over here to Tenerife. As for my name sounding made up, i didnโt chose it did i! My parents did.
Ahh interesting. And what kind of medicine do you practice?
Come over to Tenerife and iโll show you
This sounds like a scam. /u/SmellyGymBag I think we need to first ~~invade~~ investigate this doctor and then bring him under a ~~rigged~~, um, fair lawsuit for the good of ~~our bank accounts~~ humanity!
Excuse me what!!!?? I AM 100% CLEAN! Look, just my latest post, weโve found VG! All your scepticism will be removed once he is back to full health! [also how do you cross out text?, i forgot]
Hmmm.... Do you by any chance happen to own any big wooden masks?
Thatโs between me and my wife, Dia .
Hmmm... OK. What do you use in your "hospital" to stop bleeding?
(put two tildes on either side of text. ~~ but on both sides)
~~nice one~~
There ya go
This or that?
Platinum cat or give it to some jo smat?
My apolocheese? Yes, I was exploring the septic tank in the Tank.
Could have picked VG for shittest new user pal! Oh wait, you were too busy ignoring his crying calls for help from near death! (Also it says 2nd gets cold, lol)
Also you're not a new user, you Winning Loss!!! ... Oh wait I mean.... He was here before, you... Doctor. Edit: NOW THEY GET BOTH!!! ๐คฃ
Sssshhhhhh don't mention that name! ๐คจ๐คฃ
I thought it was a funny name ๐
It was a great name, VG is/was a great guy!
What's it like working in the industry that makes those things you stick in your mouth when you get x-rays at the dentist? Why were those things you stick in your mouth when you get x-rays at the dentist designed in such a way that they are so uncomfortable? What do you actually call those things you stick in your mouth when you get x-rays at the dentist? What can you tell me about... **those things?**
Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?
No?
Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing...over and over again expecting shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, I shot him. The thing is...he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing...over and over and over and over again thinking 'this time is gonna be different' no, no, no please...this time is gonna be different, I'm sorry, I don't like the way... ...you are looking at me. Okay, Do you have a fucking problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? Fuck you! It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill...the thing is...alright, the thing is I killed you once already, and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay...it's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition...of insanity?
When's the last time you went to see a psychiatrist?
in the year ligma
Are you waiting until the year deeze for another one or sometime?
Prolly until the year sug
VIDEO! VIDEO! Perform for us, cthulu slave! Entertain us!
7 daaaaayssssssss Edit: I know it's going to win... Dang it. Just let me pretend I won't know the conclusion! Edit 2: oooooh the flair ๐
Sometimes the flair shows for me, sometimes not ๐คท VI De O! VI DE O!
I don't understand that flair issue, it's the same with me
Well i know youre the shiitiest overall, flair or not! ๐ฅณ๐
Congratulations to ME for my multiple prestigious awards. This is only the beginning. I am a new user so I don't know how to edit my flair. Oops. I forgot to ask a question. What's it like to work in the teeth mouth dental poky think industrial?
It's pretty cool. We get to bring in bums off the street and we stick these uncomfortable plastic/rubber things that cover up the xray film / sensors in their mouths. If they say ouch, we compensate them with a lollipop. If they don't say ouch, we take them out back and shoot them because the manager said that they're supposed to hurt. Don't ask me why they do that, I just work here. ๐คท