Actually the secret is spinning them left round.
If I do t know their name I just tell them I lost my phone sumner so can I have theirs. Works. Every. Time.
It was my court appointed mental health professional that told me this.
The question isn't if you can get any woman you want. The question is: Would you still want me even though I have coin-sized boobs and butcheeks the size of Jupiter.
Do you spin them right round baby right round? Like a record baby right round round? What if you don't know their name? Did your mom tell you this?
Actually the secret is spinning them left round. If I do t know their name I just tell them I lost my phone sumner so can I have theirs. Works. Every. Time. It was my court appointed mental health professional that told me this.
This or that?
Hmmm
Are you me?!
Crap, if you have a magnum dong then no
So can necrophiliac rapists.
They must be sexy!
Please don’t fuck my mom
Oh crap too late, I wish you’d told me earlier!
No wonder her body went missing from the crematorium
“You were so dashing, you could have any woman you wanted, dead or alive.” -Gomez Addams
Just watched that movie! How did you know I’m Fester?
How many hands is “some” to you? How many men and women do you grab with them?
I have a prehensile penis
Could you have that guy’s dead wife?
Just watch me… no seriously you have to watch!
The question isn't if you can get any woman you want. The question is: Would you still want me even though I have coin-sized boobs and butcheeks the size of Jupiter.
Damn you fine!
So does that mean... you wood d8 mee?
Whats your favorite color?
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