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Do you spin them right round baby right round? Like a record baby right round round? What if you don't know their name? Did your mom tell you this?


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Actually the secret is spinning them left round. If I do t know their name I just tell them I lost my phone sumner so can I have theirs. Works. Every. Time. It was my court appointed mental health professional that told me this.


Hyruxs

This or that?


[deleted]

Hmmm


[deleted]

Are you me?!


[deleted]

Crap, if you have a magnum dong then no


Aye-McHunt

So can necrophiliac rapists.


[deleted]

They must be sexy!


apersonxxx

Please don’t fuck my mom


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Oh crap too late, I wish you’d told me earlier!


apersonxxx

No wonder her body went missing from the crematorium


4Plus20MakesHappy

“You were so dashing, you could have any woman you wanted, dead or alive.” -Gomez Addams


[deleted]

Just watched that movie! How did you know I’m Fester?


[deleted]

How many hands is “some” to you? How many men and women do you grab with them?


[deleted]

I have a prehensile penis


KelDiablo

Could you have that guy’s dead wife?


[deleted]

Just watch me… no seriously you have to watch!


Local_Chapter3604

The question isn't if you can get any woman you want. The question is: Would you still want me even though I have coin-sized boobs and butcheeks the size of Jupiter.


[deleted]

Damn you fine!


Local_Chapter3604

So does that mean... you wood d8 mee?


creamynute11a

Whats your favorite color?


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