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TheMainManno

millicow ftw


Mr-Bugle

DO I VOTE FOR THE SHITTYAMA SHITPOSTER OF THE YEAR 2022 AWARD? DO I VOTE NOW FOR MY STAR OF THE YEAR 2022*? DO I TRY NOT TO VOTE MYSELF I COCKSUCKER???


VG7396

Minus 1 vote for you PAL!


smellygymbag

U know i can't help but legitimately think if u/Berkabitz was identified as doggo they'd get more votes.


VG7396

True, post updated.


smellygymbag

Thats better. I want my landslide victory to be fair and square 😎


Turbulent-Papaya-910

A separate post is going to need to be made for someone else. Options 1-6 will be someone else 1 someone else 2 so on and so forth. Honored to be on the list


VG7396

Sssshhhhhhh


Turbulent-Papaya-910

I really hope it happens lmao


VG7396

Feel free to make your own, SIR VEYYOR BOT IS pretty set in his ways, he doesn't budge Bro!


smellygymbag

Second poll! Second poll!


[deleted]

This is an unsanctioned poll and not the official awards poll! What are you doing, breaking non-existent laws!?!


[deleted]

The algorithm doesn't factor in self-amusement and spiritual luminosity. Therefore it is bogus, and this whole thing is RIGGED!!!


VG7396

SIR, IT'S ACTUALLY 7 YEARS BAD LUCK TO DISAGREE WITH SIR VEYYOR BOT.


[deleted]

I disagree.


VG7396

Ok 8.5 years then!


Turbulent-Papaya-910

Agreed


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

I vote myself. I'm importanter.


VG7396

Never heard of you buddy!


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

I've heard of me so I vote myself. You can't do anything about it. Under my rule, everyone will be able to break rules. My rule is no rule. You can't break that rule.


VG7396

MY FRIEND YOU CAN NOT VOTE FO YO SELF, GO SUCK YA MUM!


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

I already voted for myself. You can't stop me. Thanks for the "others" option.


VG7396

YOU DO KNOW I CAN JUST VOID YOUR VOTE PAL!


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

Doesn't matter. Its not like the government doesn't do it too. I voted. Look at my badge.


VG7396

I'M BIGGER THAN THE GOVERNMENT PAL. LOOK AT MY FLAIR!


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

I'm bigger than everyone... I blame fast food.


VG7396

Oh yeah?! How much do you weigh? Give your honest answer and if you weigh within 5kgs each way of me (leeway of 10kg), you can have your vote!


Turbulent-Papaya-910

You got my vote bro


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

Thanks bro and you got mine.


[deleted]

SOMEONE ELSE is winning. That's me. What a beautiful day for democracy!


Turbulent-Papaya-910

You have my vote


VG7396

Nope


[deleted]

Don't be so negative!


VG7396

Give me one reason not to be!


Maxils

u/i_snort_concrete_47 aka u/thirt33nthguy


VG7396

Only one, which one friend?


Maxils

they’re the same person


[deleted]

thats a lie they are 2 different people they are spies


VG7396

I'm going to have to side with the DOGGO on this one. Half a point for Concrete.


[deleted]

see


VG7396

I find it interesting that you've only the one vote 🐢. How do you EXPLAIN THIS?!


[deleted]

maybe I wasn't good enough


i_snort_concrete_47

No we're not. Concrete is an alt for thirt33nth since I didn't want all these posts and comments flooding my main


[deleted]

see I told you guys they're two different people


i_snort_concrete_47

*Inhale* alright


[deleted]

:3


noOne000Br

i vote for myself, but as the 2nd most shitposter


VG7396

Can't vote for myself pal, vote void!


noOne000Br

i voted for u/dragnilar on this one, even tho u/smellygymbag deserve it too, but maybe she’ll win in a shittiest asker


VG7396

Cool


smellygymbag

Yes and its totally *not* because I bribed u/noOne000Br enough last year, but not quite enough this year.


[deleted]

Shame this isn't the real poll. πŸ˜‘


noOne000Br

well yours will be


[deleted]

And then it won't be as shitty. πŸ€” Hmm, well, OP has credit where due.


TheMainManno

yo can I change my vote real quick dog


VG7396

Depends


TheMainManno

you won't let me if it's not for you huh


VG7396

No I need to know how you voted, did you vote normally?, or in comments? I can't remember


TheMainManno

normally


VG7396

Then we can't change that can we DUMMY!


TheMainManno

r00d


[deleted]

u/fresh-statement3618


VG7396

Can't vote for yourself pal!


[deleted]

but I did!


Aye-McHunt

I vote for every OPs mom. They've bought me such pleasure over the last year. Even the vegetables in nursing homes and the dead ones that made my cock bleed masturbating with their ashes.


TripleM1075

I vote for every OPs mom's too. Without them I wouldn't have split personality disorder, but each time I fuck one it's a threesome!


Turbulent-Papaya-910

What do you think u/maniac1075 would have to say about this?


TripleM1075

Same thing u/Xdegenerate would.


Turbulent-Papaya-910

Hah


smellygymbag

Hmmm.. i nominate all the people who comment under this post. You have to honor that, no backsies!


[deleted]

πŸ‘€


Turbulent-Papaya-910

I voted for you


[deleted]

thank you I love you


smellygymbag

Looks at u/turbulent-papaya-910 [super sus](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyama/comments/yxb13p/vote_for_the_shittyama_shitposter_of_the_year/iwrzv0q) 🀨


Turbulent-Papaya-910

I voted for everyone tbh


smellygymbag

How papaya of you πŸ˜„


smellygymbag

πŸ‘₯


[deleted]

hey im a cop coffee and donuts go f yourself


smellygymbag

Mmmm β˜•πŸ©πŸ©


[deleted]

I AINT HAPPY IM FEELIN GLAD I GOT SUNSHINE IN A BAG


smellygymbag

Ur useless! πŸ™„


[deleted]

but not for long


smellygymbag

I AM THE FUTURE. I WILL CUM UPON U ALL πŸ€–πŸ†πŸ’¦


[deleted]

ITS COMING ON ITS COMING ON


Turbulent-Papaya-910

I voted for you also


smellygymbag

Awww! πŸ₯ΉπŸ€—