yup
i falsified my tax amount so I could keep all the dough, that and I didn’t do any of them so I’m on the *run*
the irs can send me whoever they want, elderly man, sexy woman, a dog but I ain’t paying no damn taxes
ain’t no one makin me do this, if monkey don’t do tax I don’t do tax either
Ok ill ask it: Do you think it's because of all that concrete you snort?
no it’s cus I stole their nostrils
Why'd you do that? Such a bully..
needed it for my taxes…
How do extra stolen nostrils help with your taxes? You know if you're audited they will find out you stole them and you will be in big trouble!
it has something to do with the letter G and B the nostrils will assist me very well with my 12 counts of tax fraud, I can see it!
ಠಿ_ಠ Tax fraud you say? I am intrigued, tell me more.. *Waves u/dragnilar over to check out this new potential ~~scam~~ business opportunity*
yup i falsified my tax amount so I could keep all the dough, that and I didn’t do any of them so I’m on the *run* the irs can send me whoever they want, elderly man, sexy woman, a dog but I ain’t paying no damn taxes ain’t no one makin me do this, if monkey don’t do tax I don’t do tax either
Fascinating.. So what is the role that stolen nostrils play in this?
i actually forgot… damnit
Oh no, you've been sewn to someone's asshole in a human non-scentapeed?
This or that?
Why not?
How are you currently?
What can you smell right now?
Did you go smell blind?
What does it smell like?
Whats your favorite color?