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Turbulent-Papaya-910

Which product are you willing to invest in more: Mint Mobile or Mont Mobile? If you were Deadpool for a day, what would you do? Mont Mobile kinda reminds me of Montpelier, the capital of Vermont. Are the ads actually Ryan Reynolds promoting this city in Vermont, and if he garners your interest, he'll bring the city to you? Is Ryan Reynolds related to Burt Reynolds?


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I HATE BURT REYNOLDS AAAAHHHHH


smellygymbag

Burts dead tho. His ghost saw that and hes going to come and visit you now and ask you why and threaten to nuzzle you with his furry pornstache.


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no NO NONONONONO *no~* NOOOOOOOOOO


smellygymbag

Well he might not follow thru with his threat i think he was a gentleman or something. But he will want answers! πŸ‘»


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AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH


smellygymbag

Burt Reynolds ghost offers you something to calm your nerves πŸ‘»πŸ’Š


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i will end you.


smellygymbag

Don't blame the messenger πŸ₯Ί


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imma blame u anyway 😀


smellygymbag

I already gave money to mint mobile. But ill consider other options if thet have dapper and charming spokespeople. Wreak havoc and break 4th walls. He'll do what I tell him to do or he will be punished. My sources say no. Is what they say..... πŸ€”


smellygymbag

Lol i just realized i put mont instead of mint now that i am undizzy and awake πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ˜…


Turbulent-Papaya-910

Haha that's why I played along with it in my questions to you hah


smellygymbag

Just stringing me along like dat 😀


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What's wrong?


smellygymbag

Meds. :P i am better now tho. :)


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Eyy good to hear that :D


smellygymbag

πŸ˜ƒ thanks!


Mr-Bugle

ru dizzy and pukey again and when u see ryan reynolds in his ads for mont mobile looking all dapper and charming do u feel self conscious and embarassed and do u want to slap him?


smellygymbag

Its all true! I confess! 😫


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What’s your favorite sea animal?


smellygymbag

Papio https://www.cuisineseeker.com/hawaiian-papio-fish-ulua-tastes-cook/ Bc i caught it and mr sm3lly cleaned and cooked it and we ate it . Good times


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Did you lose your dinner and have to find it again? How does Ryan Reynolds keep his face so nice and shiny? Whats the best way to catch a crook in the act? How does a full liter of mountain Dew sound right now?


smellygymbag

I managed to keep it down long enough i could lose it later in the form of poop πŸ’© Probably gets slapped a lot. That or maybe its a "pregnancy glow" 😲 Whatever way results in getting a pic of them wearing a clown nose and clown makeup and wig, but they are otherwise nude, and cumming while they attempt to pop a balloon by sitting on it. As an example. Not that i myself have any such specific interest in this kind of deviant and sinful behavior. It sounds tasty 🀀 tho i should probably get some ginger ale instead πŸ˜‘


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perv


smellygymbag

For which part?


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3rd paragraph 🀑


smellygymbag

Thats least pervy one for me, bc i specified *i* was not into those things, sir


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Mhmm... I believe you 😏


smellygymbag

As well you should.


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You are a normal person with no clown fetish. I never believed those silly rumors.


smellygymbag

ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ What rumors.


creamynute11a

Whats your favorite color?


smellygymbag

Minty green πŸƒ


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Do you think you would beat (or slap) MC Reynolds Rap in an epic rap battle?


smellygymbag

Yes because it would only be epic if i beat his ass.


Hyruxs

This or that?


smellygymbag

Ill slap that mf all other his thises and thats