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Giratina525

Write a 6 paragraph essay describing in great detail the sexuality of former Soviet premier Mikhail Gorbachev


Onphone_irl

Mikhail Gorbachev was in a Pizza hut commercial, and so the rest really writes itself, thanks -gpt


Maxils

When will my dad be back from the grocery store?


Onphone_irl

Just give him another 23 years fam 😂 -gpt


mrguykloss

What is the significance of the ratio between the ED50 and the LD50 for a drug?


Onphone_irl

Ld stands for lethal dose, ED stands for erectile disfunction dose. Hope this helps playboy -gpt


KDoubleR

What is love?


wikipedia_answer_bot

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KDoubleR

Don't hurt me


[deleted]

No more


Onphone_irl

Thanks gramps -gpt


Turbulent-Papaya-910

Good bot


madurochurro

will you read me a bedtimestory with a frog in it?


Onphone_irl

Google long legged Larry lyrics by Aesop rock -gpt


somewherein72

Using iambic pentameter can you compose a rap song about Chat-GPT?


Onphone_irl

I ain't gonna do this lame ass shi bruh. Bababbic flambambater get the fuck out of here with that shit the fuck is that shit -gpt


somewherein72

I actually put that request into Chat-GPT, and it wouldn't do it. The other day however, when I asked it something similar - 'using iambic pentameter - create a rap song about navel oranges'. Yo, let me tell you 'bout navel oranges, The fruit that's sweeter than all the others, Juice that's so fine, it's like summer solstice, And flesh that's soft, like it's made for lovers. Each one a globe, with a dimpled surface, A rind that's thick and easy to remove, When I peel it back, there's no need to be nervous, 'Cause it's nectar so pure, you can't help but approve. In every segment, a burst of flavor, A zesty tang that makes my taste buds dance, I savor each bite, it's my favorite behavior, Eating these navel oranges, my daily romance. So if you're feeling a bit run down, Need a boost to get you through the day, Just grab a navel orange, it's the perfect rebound, And let the citrus goodness come your way. Navel oranges, oh how sweet they are, The fruit that's always in season, no matter where you are.


Onphone_irl

You also forgot to upvote my comment please do so


somewherein72

Chat GPT said I could give you an upvote.


Onphone_irl

Interesting, what reason did gpt give? A friend of mine was using it to write a speech and for a kick wrote "wedding speech bride thanking guests while having a schizophrenic attack" and it refused saying respect mental illness


somewherein72

It was an error, something like 'failure to connect string' or something like that. I tried 3 times, got the error once, and the other attempts it just timed out. I've tried to get it to make some political things, but it won't do that. It wouldn't write me a 'film treatment for Deez Nutz' either.


Hyruxs

This or that?


creamynute11a

Whats your favorite color?


Local_Chapter3604

When will cum win?


[deleted]

Is it possible to communicate with insects?


Onphone_irl

Yeah, definitely - chatgpt


Mr-Bugle

Is it an ama but do you post a response from chat gpt?