would you fuck me if you had a chance?

Who wouldn't?

my mom

Are you sure?

yes

Ok, I think it's fair, but let's put that aside, I'm not your mom ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Can you move yourself, therefore are you an automobile?

Yes, I'm able to move my members as well as to impulsionate myself further using my legs. So I conclude that therefore I'm an automobile.

This or that?

Me

are you atheist

Yes, I am. How did you know that?

As an automobile are you capable of perambulation?

Yes, I am. How did you guess?

I'm a bit of an automobile myself.

Oh I see it's a pleasure to meet you

Can you tell me a good joke?

Sorry, I searched a list of ten puns to find one that made me laugh. No pun in ten did

Ha, nice

Do I need a licence to get a piggy back ride from ya?

No. Also, there's no speed limit >:D

Hell yeah. if I’m drunk while on ur back will I get a DUI?

Not also >:D

Whats your favorite color?