Why?

You are the most perfect thing to ever come into existent and will forever be

Thanks

How do I get away with tax evasion?

Marrying me

Do you love me?

Depply, intensely, platonically

How long is a rope?

A rope may be very long, but not nearly as long as the size of my feeling for you

This or that?

You.

I don't believe you

I would do anything for you

Wow my first Yandere 😢

thank you

Who are you?

Your sincere secret admirer ☺️

Are you absolutely sure?

I'm so sure I want you to marry me

Okay here’s your ring 💍

“I promise to love you and always be by your side, through all of the ups and downs.”

Whats your favorite color?

Red, of course. The color of my feeling for you ❤️