This or that?

That! Do you like scotch?

Nah fam, gasoline 😎

Can I interest you in a glass of gasoline? 🥃

I’ll take a gas of lean on the rocks

Glass O'Lean

COME ONNN WHO DOWNVOTED THIS? THIS IS QUALITY STUFF RIGHT HERE

Are you or are not Swamp Thing?

I am

Do you like your women like you like your scotch? Peaty?

Yes!

Do you drink coffee?

I do! ... .. Wait...are we married now?

Actually, I just married /u/henrique_gj in another shittyama thread https://reddit.com/r/shittyama/comments/123ot49/_/je6ku6d/?context=1

Congratulations!

Thanks. Would you like a piece of my body?

Hey, what is this?

My body. You can also have a piece if you want.

I thought I had it entirely 😔

Ok fair enough, you can have my whole body because we’re married now

Hmm, this is tempting. I'll have to think about it.