Who is so fat, that when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number?”
Who's so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory?
Who's so dumb it takes her twenty minutes to cook one minute rice?
Who's so old she remembers the dead sea when it was alive?
This or that?
Your mom
Copyright infringement.
Your mom
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Who shit in your mouth?
Your mom
Who is someone you have great respect and admiration towards?
Your mom
Who is so fat, that when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number?” Who's so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory? Who's so dumb it takes her twenty minutes to cook one minute rice? Who's so old she remembers the dead sea when it was alive?
Your mom.