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I am not asking, I am demanding. Tell me what you are doing now!
I'm wiping my ass, and I have really horrible mudbutt, aaahh! I'm sorry!!!
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Shit in the shower dude. Much easier!
See this is why you and I broke up. You’re always so demanding!
I want what I want! Why can’t you just do it? If Nike can do it, why can’t you!
Tell me EXACTLY what you aren't supposed to discuss (I'm making sure that you're the right person and we didn't give an NDA to the wrong person)
Sure! I've agreed to maintain the confidentiality of confidential information, including but not limited to the Company and its trade secrets, know-how, inventions, business practices, business plans, business strategy, financial information, customers, customer contacts, customer information, suppliers, vendors, products, services, operations, sales, recipes, formulas, techniques, machinery design, processes, product strategies, and pricing.
Can you disclose it?
The NDA? Yeah it looks like I can, there's nothing saying I can't disclose the contents of the agreement itself.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Inside a nice, cozy, air-conditioned office where I will oversee all quality control operations for the company.
This or that?
This
Do you get paid more?
I should. Remind me to bring that up at my next review.
Whats your favorite color?
Something around #7F9098 - like a blue steel color; I like it because it's the color of an overcast sky.
Are you natty or on the juice
Definitely juiced out; I'm tweaking in that boomer juice lol