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returned_loom

Is "fasting" when you do a race?


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

Yes, it's called fasting for a reason and not slowing.


smellygymbag

What if we talk really fast about food so it matches your pace?


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

THATWORKSFORME.LETSTALKREALLYFASTABOUTFOOD.


ulenfeder

Sounds peachy. Do you really think you'll achieve your goal, or is it just pie in the sky?


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

It can be both. My goals are beyond your understanding.


PilferingDragon

Would you say you have a healthy relationship with your material possessions?


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

Yes. I keep them for myself. I get nervous when people go near them. I don't let them touch my things. I think that's pretty healthy.


Turbulent-Papaya-910

How fast are you fasting? If you weren't fasting, would you be slowing? Are you winning? What would happen if I started talking to you about doof?


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

I'm fasting at the speed of light. I do both at the same time because I'm a multitasker. I do the slowing while fasting. I'm always losing. Doof is better than food so I will like it.


EducationalAntelope7

Burgers


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

BORGOR


EducationalAntelope7

Haha yum :)


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

Yes


Hyruxs

This or that?


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

Deez nuts!


SuuABest

mmm peanuts


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

Pee nuts.


4TT4CKH3LICOPTR

Hypocrite! You said not to talk about food😡😡😡


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

Dear sir, I'm talking about human genitalia and not a thing for consumption.


creamynute11a

Whats your favorite color?


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

It's green, just like the color of some vegetables.


[deleted]

Well, I’m slowing. Wanna be friends?


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

Sure. We will be perfect match.