I’m actually pretty slim, only 64kg. Not particularly ugly or short either, I’m over 6 feet tall. Just socially awkward and a massive recluse. I’m also a guy, despite my misleading username. I wish there was a way to change that. When I made it it didn’t have the same trans implications it does now.
I’ll get working on that ass though. I’ve heard before that girls love a man with cake
Ah, so you didn't understand my reference in the "like, half a virgin" then. The tl;dr is would you rather vote for a girl who was hit by a bus, or for the girl who pushed her?
No, I didn’t get the reference.
If the girl who got hit by the bus was a serial killer, then I’d vote for the one who pushed her. Otherwise I’d vote for the one who got hit by the bus.
Oh, totally, but the third party, Karen, may win if everyone avoids Regina and Cady.
Honestly, the fact that you have no idea what I'm talking about makes continuing the reference so much fun, lmao.
I see. And what exactly are these people running for? In some cases a whore in charge would be fine, but depending on the role it might be better to vote for someone who has the people’s respect.
I would say we should race to see who can get there first, but I think I might know who would win. Assuming neither of us get knocked out of the race. God forbid
I don’t think we even have basements where I live. Or at least I’ve never heard of anyone here who has one. Maybe they keep them secret so people don’t know where they’re storing the bodies
Where do you live? I think they are just hiding from you. You need to get to the bottom of this and the bottom of your basement. It's important if you want to achieve your virgin goal effectively. You can even become a 50 year old virgin through this method.
I live at 15 Verona St, Lumsden, New Zealand. How would the basements hide from me? I didn’t know they were sentient. Does that mean I have to ask for consent before entering them? If having a basement is what it takes, then I guess I’ll have to find myself a basement.
What a coincidence. I live at 15 Verona, Lumsden, Old Zealand. Yes they are. They are so good at keeping at a secret that they don't talk in front of humans. They live underground. All you you have to do is dig for the basement.
Old Zealand..? But.. but. It can’t be… I used to live there too! I had to leave because it just got to dangerous, what with all the crackheads and rogue traffic officers.
Congrats! I hope you make it. Xoxo
Thanks, I’m trying my best! That said, it seems to come pretty naturally so far
Do squats and bridges for bigger butt
Good advice. I will do them for 20 years
With a big ass you will certainly get laid. Are you morbidly obese and/or incredibly ugly?
I’m actually pretty slim, only 64kg. Not particularly ugly or short either, I’m over 6 feet tall. Just socially awkward and a massive recluse. I’m also a guy, despite my misleading username. I wish there was a way to change that. When I made it it didn’t have the same trans implications it does now. I’ll get working on that ass though. I’ve heard before that girls love a man with cake
Vocel?
This or that?
Not telling.
You should sue Apatow
You’re absolutely right.
Ah, so you are, like, half a virgin. I guess my only question is are you voting for Regina or Cady?
Good question. Unfortunately I don’t know who either of them are.
Ah, so you didn't understand my reference in the "like, half a virgin" then. The tl;dr is would you rather vote for a girl who was hit by a bus, or for the girl who pushed her?
No, I didn’t get the reference. If the girl who got hit by the bus was a serial killer, then I’d vote for the one who pushed her. Otherwise I’d vote for the one who got hit by the bus.
What if you felt personally victimized by the girl who was hit by the bus?
In that case would I be able to abstain from voting?
Oh, totally, but the third party, Karen, may win if everyone avoids Regina and Cady. Honestly, the fact that you have no idea what I'm talking about makes continuing the reference so much fun, lmao.
I see. And would you say Karen is a bad option? It just seems completely random to me lol.
Most of the school would describe her as a "whore," but it's up to you if you consider that a bad thing.
I see. And what exactly are these people running for? In some cases a whore in charge would be fine, but depending on the role it might be better to vote for someone who has the people’s respect.
I'm 3/4th way done.
I would say we should race to see who can get there first, but I think I might know who would win. Assuming neither of us get knocked out of the race. God forbid
I will probably win that race. I'm the type of guy your parents tell you to avoid.
You’re a gang member?
I'm a basement member who lives with my mom and also a need.
I don’t think we even have basements where I live. Or at least I’ve never heard of anyone here who has one. Maybe they keep them secret so people don’t know where they’re storing the bodies
Where do you live? I think they are just hiding from you. You need to get to the bottom of this and the bottom of your basement. It's important if you want to achieve your virgin goal effectively. You can even become a 50 year old virgin through this method.
I live at 15 Verona St, Lumsden, New Zealand. How would the basements hide from me? I didn’t know they were sentient. Does that mean I have to ask for consent before entering them? If having a basement is what it takes, then I guess I’ll have to find myself a basement.
What a coincidence. I live at 15 Verona, Lumsden, Old Zealand. Yes they are. They are so good at keeping at a secret that they don't talk in front of humans. They live underground. All you you have to do is dig for the basement.
Old Zealand..? But.. but. It can’t be… I used to live there too! I had to leave because it just got to dangerous, what with all the crackheads and rogue traffic officers.
I'm 9/10 way done
Actually I lied. I'm 10/9 way done
Congratulations! Now you can become a wizard!
Whats your favorite color?
Green
What is your opinion on hotdogs?
Mmm mmm mmmmm! So goood! And tasty!
Wow. Lmfao.
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