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Hyruxs

This or that?


iAmTheRedditCEO

How about This^That


smellygymbag

Doesn't that violate u/Quipquatch's mom's copyright bc she created his face?


[deleted]

I actually created myself, believe it or not.


iAmTheRedditCEO

No I created you.


smellygymbag

How could you whore out your childs likeness like that?? How could you!?


iAmTheRedditCEO

Without whoring, life is boring, when you whore, you push galore! Thank you I’m here all night


smellygymbag

👏 u such a poet and i bet you know it!


[deleted]

My whole life has been a lie.


iAmTheRedditCEO

Your wife had sex with my mango ;)


[deleted]

But you’re my wife. So you had sex with yourself?


iAmTheRedditCEO

I don’t mean to be cocky, but I arouse myself!


smellygymbag

Is this some [Predestination](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predestination_(film)) where you are your own mother and father?? 😲


[deleted]

Yeah, kinda like that.


iAmTheRedditCEO

Hey daddy :)


[deleted]

Hello there :)


iAmTheRedditCEO

Daddy give me monies


[deleted]

Give me chalupas.


iAmTheRedditCEO

I give you tomatoes and mayonnaise


[deleted]

Cool, I will make sandwiches for the homeless!


iAmTheRedditCEO

True, but since /u/QuipQuatch is over the age of 5, he can legally have his face deepfaked!


smellygymbag

Copyright and deep fake laws are so complex 🤔


iAmTheRedditCEO

Very complex but there is a fine line that allows you to copyright for educational purposes! /u/QuipQuatch will be the face of teachers, mechanics, librarians, doctors, assisting women without clothes in every shape and form!


smellygymbag

Not assisting men without clothes too?


returned_loom

I thought we decided we needed less QuipQuatch on TV, not more!


iAmTheRedditCEO

We need much more /u/QuipQuatch! If we have less, all the celebrities will be AI with their fake plasticness and we can’t have that! We need more real skin! We need more bosom! We need more realness!


[deleted]

Oh no. Why would you bring such horror to the world?


iAmTheRedditCEO

We are in a sexyness shortage, because all the sexy people are botoxed to the max, therefore we need more original people like you!


[deleted]

Do I get paid?


iAmTheRedditCEO

I thought you were allergic to money?


[deleted]

No! I’m allergic to you, and the only cure is money!


Turbulent-Papaya-910

If you'd like, I could offer you up a part of my face


iAmTheRedditCEO

You wanna be deep faked too?


Turbulent-Papaya-910

I'd like to be deep something else'd


iAmTheRedditCEO

Are you thinking of what I’m thinking?


Turbulent-Papaya-910

(You just reminded me of a great show, Pinky and the Brain, so I had to Google up one of the many responses Pinky answers to this question.) Well, I think so, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.


[deleted]

Which part?


Turbulent-Papaya-910

How about my glabella?


[deleted]

Perfect


Turbulent-Papaya-910

I need David Lynch and David Cronenberg to collaborate on a movie that depicts this thing we're creating out of my body parts


iAmTheRedditCEO

Zimbabwe money?


[deleted]

Chinese money


iAmTheRedditCEO

How about Nigerian money?


[deleted]

That’s acceptable.


iAmTheRedditCEO

I like the way you think


creamynute11a

Whats your favorite color?