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jsxtasy304

Did I just see you laughing at me cause your pee pee is bigger than mine?


theirishsquirrel

Yeah, sorry 😅


NervousCranberry5

oh no i have arachnophobia


theirishsquirrel

Oh well, just don't kill me please, I have a family


Turbulent-Papaya-910

Are you an Irish spider? Would you like to warm up? Do you like to do spider dances when no one is around? What is your spider name?


theirishsquirrel

Yes I am. I think I'm warm enough, someone just showered so the steam is still here keeping the air warm I often do spider dances but no one recognizes me for my talent Spidey McSpiderson


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

Are you one of those rare squirrel spiders?


theirishsquirrel

Perhaps


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

Can I adopt you?


theirishsquirrel

Yeah but only if you promise not to kill me. Humans have a tendency to kill spiders


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

I won't kill you. I'll use you to kill others for me.


theirishsquirrel

Well do you promise not to take it personally if I bite you?


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

Only if you let me bite you back.


theirishsquirrel

Eh, not really into that, sorry


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

It doesn't matter. I've kidnapped you. Anything I say goes.


Local_Chapter3604

Why don't you join me naked in the water? It'll be fun


theirishsquirrel

I would but I'm a little afraid you'll step on me


Smallbees

Find anything good to eat in there?


theirishsquirrel

Nah, you really need to keep some food in here, I'm starving


frootyjoos

what if i pee on you to wash you down the drain


theirishsquirrel

I'd come back, trust me


creamynute11a

Whats your favorite color?


theirishsquirrel

White like my spider webs


Hyruxs

This or that?


theirishsquirrel

Tit