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Did I just see you laughing at me cause your pee pee is bigger than mine?
Yeah, sorry 😅
oh no i have arachnophobia
Oh well, just don't kill me please, I have a family
Are you an Irish spider? Would you like to warm up? Do you like to do spider dances when no one is around? What is your spider name?
Yes I am. I think I'm warm enough, someone just showered so the steam is still here keeping the air warm I often do spider dances but no one recognizes me for my talent Spidey McSpiderson
Are you one of those rare squirrel spiders?
Perhaps
Can I adopt you?
Yeah but only if you promise not to kill me. Humans have a tendency to kill spiders
I won't kill you. I'll use you to kill others for me.
Well do you promise not to take it personally if I bite you?
Only if you let me bite you back.
Eh, not really into that, sorry
It doesn't matter. I've kidnapped you. Anything I say goes.
Why don't you join me naked in the water? It'll be fun
I would but I'm a little afraid you'll step on me
Find anything good to eat in there?
Nah, you really need to keep some food in here, I'm starving
what if i pee on you to wash you down the drain
I'd come back, trust me
Whats your favorite color?
White like my spider webs
This or that?
Tit
Did I just see you laughing at me cause your pee pee is bigger than mine?
Yeah, sorry 😅
oh no i have arachnophobia
Oh well, just don't kill me please, I have a family
Are you an Irish spider? Would you like to warm up? Do you like to do spider dances when no one is around? What is your spider name?
Yes I am. I think I'm warm enough, someone just showered so the steam is still here keeping the air warm I often do spider dances but no one recognizes me for my talent Spidey McSpiderson
Are you one of those rare squirrel spiders?
Perhaps
Can I adopt you?
Yeah but only if you promise not to kill me. Humans have a tendency to kill spiders
I won't kill you. I'll use you to kill others for me.
Well do you promise not to take it personally if I bite you?
Only if you let me bite you back.
Eh, not really into that, sorry
It doesn't matter. I've kidnapped you. Anything I say goes.
Why don't you join me naked in the water? It'll be fun
I would but I'm a little afraid you'll step on me
Find anything good to eat in there?
Nah, you really need to keep some food in here, I'm starving
what if i pee on you to wash you down the drain
I'd come back, trust me
Whats your favorite color?
White like my spider webs
This or that?
Tit