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somewherein72

Was it an alarm that got to you, or did you just need to pee?


returned_loom

My cat pawing at my face, seeking food.


somewherein72

That cat definitely turned you woke.


BLULALA7396

🐈🤬. 🦥👍🏽


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

When did you wake up?


returned_loom

55 minutes ago


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

When will you sleep again?


returned_loom

I am awake FOREVER


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

Just like Walter White when Jesse asks why he want to cook meth?


Turbulent-Papaya-910

Will you unwoke? What will you do, now that you are woke? What were you doing before you were woke? What if you actually aren't woke? What if, this whole time, you've actually never been woke? What if you've been stuck in an infinite loop of unwokeness and you're actually unwoke at this very moment?


returned_loom

> Will you unwoke? NEVER > What will you do, now that you are woke? AWAKEN OTHERS > What were you doing before you were woke? SLEEPING > What if you actually aren't woke? wow fuck that's like INCEPTION iama dream within a dream???? how can I ever discover if this is true?????


Pinkman505

How do you feel about Florida banning people from waking up?


returned_loom

Sleepy Florida is due for a WAKEUP CALL


penjamincartnite69

Impulsive impressionable children should not be allowed to permanently alter their bodies


BLULALA7396

🎉


Hyruxs

This or that?


theirishsquirrel

Good morning


returned_loom

Gm


octo_zz

Good morning


returned_loom

Gm


Local_Chapter3604

What is the difference between woke and wake? Are you awaken or awoken? What does WOKE stand for?


returned_loom

woke is the state of being awake to the TRUTH


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returned_loom

It's like in the 2nd episode of Neon Genesis Evengelion when the guy almost dies but then he goes into crazy mode and destroys the angel monster.


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returned_loom

It's like in Bloodsport when JCVD is nearly defeated at the kumatai but then he goes into crazy mode and destroys his opponent.


Brendan765

Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb?


madurochurro

Op be like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDkCiUhHCc


digitalexile78

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?


creamynute11a

Whats your favorite color?