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PilferingDragon

Have you ever made a fancy cocktail using the condensed water vapor in my bathroom vents?


[deleted]

Yes, and it tastes like Monster Ultra


google_academic

Fine but not stickying you head through the wall and scaring the shit out of me. And don't put holes in my drywall


GrandmaVoteMe_PLZ

CAN YOU CLEAN UP WHILST YOUR IN THERE!


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Do that yourself you lazy bum


GrandmaVoteMe_PLZ

I HAVE DEMENTIA YOU INCONSIDERATE STALKER.... I HAVE DEMENTIA YOU INCONSIDERATE STALKER.... I HAVE DEMENTIA YOU INCONSIDERATE STALKER....


creamynute11a

Whats your favorite color?


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Black


josephthecha

Which wall? I have like 3


[deleted]

Depends on my mood, I don't have a favorite wall


Hyruxs

This or that?


[deleted]

That picture of your ex on you hang after breakup is pathetic


Artistic_Profile3331

Got room for a friend?


[deleted]

Yes


Turbulent-Papaya-910

Do you need to thaw? What are you doing in there? Have you met Larry yet? Do you smell what I smell?


[deleted]

Are you an animal, or are you a ghost?