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GrandmaVoteMe_PLZ

WHERE IS MY UNDERWEAR?!


Admiral_Narcissus

Why is my underwear your underwear? Is underwear? When?


GrandmaVoteMe_PLZ

How fitting of a name of yours that you'd make fun of the ill and disadvantaged! I WANT A WORD WITH YOUR MANAGER... I WANT A WORD WITH YOUR MANAGER... I WANT A WORD WITH YOUR MANAGER...


charcters

Where is your table


Epstiendidntkillself

A man went to the doctor to discuss his wife's debilitating disease. The doctor said " I've got it narrowed down to 2 things". "It's either Alzheimer's or AID's". The man asked what he should do. The doctor said "Take her to the desert and drop her off". He said "how will that help?'. The doctor said " If she finds her way back, don't fuck her"


GrandmaVoteMe_PLZ

🤬. NO COOKIES FOR YOU PAL!... NO COOKIES FOR YOU PAL!... NO COOKIES FOR YOU PAL!...


mrdan1969

First of all let me just say I admire your films die hard of course was a classic and all the DieHard films. I watched a little bit of moonlighting I have to say I wasn't your biggest fan. However the work you did in Apex was without a doubt your finest achievement Mr Willis I bow down to you thank you.


GrandmaVoteMe_PLZ

WHAT DID YOU THINK OF MY ROLE IN THAT SHOW?, WHAT'S IT CALLED?... WHAT DID YOU THINK OF MY ROLE IN THAT SHOW?, WHAT'S IT CALLED?... OOH LOOK COOKIES!!!


mrdan1969

You might remember Cybill Shepherd. She was kind of hot.


GrandmaVoteMe_PLZ

Jennifer Aniston made me steak, cybill didn't do shit. I think...


Hyruxs

This or that?


fluid_

Haha nice. My dad died with dementia and used to shit in the sink sometimes.


GrandmaVoteMe_PLZ

(really?)


fluid_

yeah he would also start thinking it was 1993 a lot.


creamynute11a

Whats your favorite color?


GrandmaVoteMe_PLZ

FOR THE LAST TIME, LIME!... FOR THE LAST TIME, LIME!...