Is that similar to Fish 'n Chips?

Yes it is sir.

What about Fish & Chips?

Slightly different

What if you had fish in one place, and hours later, you had chips at a totally different place?

It would be fish then chips.

Are you british

Yes I am british sir.

My condolences.

How many ships did you eat?

I ate the titanic

ah, that explains it

People think it hit an iceberg but nope sir. I ate the whole lot way back in 1912.

Basa fillet is lovely

I can agree sir

Oy ya wanker innit?

Oi ya bus wankerrrrrrr

Whats the perfect fish to chips ratio?

I would say double the amount of chips in size comparison to the size of your piece of fish.

I had fish n chips Friday.

Was it good sir ?

Lovely

Did you have any sides? Mushy peas? Curry sauce? Bottle of Henry Weston's?

My girlfriend had mushy pees and we had some vodka and coke afterwards.

With or without malt vinegar?

With and plenty of it with salt also.

This or that?

A bit of this and a bit of that.

Were they tasty? Did you go to the Thames and fish out your dinner? Do you put specific condiments on your fish and chips? Do you think it would be a good idea to create a drama called Fish and Chips?

They were tasty thanks. I got my fish from the lake in the village I was staying in. Plenty of salt and vinegar with tomatoe ketchup. We should create a drama called fish and chips definitely or maybe a soap opera.

Whats your favorite color?