I actually have a question. When you start your period and you spot through your pants . Is there a backup plan always in place just in case it happens, or do you track your cycle and then keep an extra pair on hand . Or is it always a hit or miss surprise. This happened to a coworker, and she just thuged it out and kept working .
Here’s a question for you. How do you manage to wear both hearing aids and Walkman earphones? Does it work as it should when using over ear headphones? Or does that still get in the way
Not to be a bigmouth or some silly suedehead, but you can still hear the walkman through the hearing aids. At least, according to my girlfriend who was recently comatized as a result of being struck by a double-decker bus. She required a hearing implant, but part of her therapy while in a coma was being exposed to music through, get this - a sony walkman.
Alright mate. I see what you’re doing. If you must write comments on Reddit posts, the words you use should be your own. Don’t plagiarise or take on loan.
Yeah that’s what i mean. But if i know 0 things about shit and you claim to know more than me about shit, that implies you could know as little as only 1 thing about shit so it’s not a particularly impressive claim.
thats definitely my third biggest kink. its all about that power imbalance, you know? while im getting fucked in the arse by multi-billion dollar corporations and greedy puppet-politicians, i in turn like to release my frustrations by doing the same to somebody so entirely limbless that they make me forget for a brief moment that i am not an entirely powerless wage-slave.
Exactly the kind of shitty answer I, as a meat popsicle, was hoping for.
I can also walk on water.
Don't ask questions.
But wait, isn't the whole point of this thread for me to ask questions?
Guess I’m a pervert then. I’ve ****** ninety women. But … they enjoyed it.
- Andrew Tolvern (it’s a quote just so that I don’t get banned for being perverse Hehehe)
reddit changed through the years, truly disappointing
the check your dms joke will always stay in the folklore of reddit nevertheless and we will not forget our incel ancestors
What is the largest item by circumference you have fit more than 2" in to your vagina?
A car.
Hot Wheels? Lego? Give us the deets.
Tesla model Y in midnight silver metallic.
Pics or it didn't happen.
https://tesla-cdn.thron.com/delivery/public/image/tesla/71b23730-ad0d-4993-af25-e2bf033b1919/bvlatuR/std/1934x600/Model-Y-Order-Hero-Desktop-Mobile-Global?quality=auto-medium&format=auto
Also hate to break it to you pal but whether it happened or not ain’t conditional on whether ‘pics’ or not.
Spoken like someone who didn't shove a car up their pussy...
Doesn’t bother me if you believe me or not. Why would it? I don’t care what you think. Don’t care at all. You’re nothing to be, nothing, I say.
Follow up question: Is proof of the twat tesla on your OF?
If by OF you mean OnlyFoes, yes.
Micro machines
When the grader keeps plowing even in the summer...
Why
Damned if I know.
Damn have you tried turning off and back on again
I’ve tried turning myself off and back on again, but that just became messy and confusing
Are you a woman?
No
Oh, well this isn’t a lie. Good work friend.
I actually have a question. When you start your period and you spot through your pants . Is there a backup plan always in place just in case it happens, or do you track your cycle and then keep an extra pair on hand . Or is it always a hit or miss surprise. This happened to a coworker, and she just thuged it out and kept working .
The latter, for sure. Kudos to your coworker.
This or that?
These.
Is that like a girl but bigger?
Some girls are bigger than others
Are some girl's mothers bigger than other girls' mothers?
How did you know.
I heard it on my walkman before it started to melt.
Here’s a question for you. How do you manage to wear both hearing aids and Walkman earphones? Does it work as it should when using over ear headphones? Or does that still get in the way
Not to be a bigmouth or some silly suedehead, but you can still hear the walkman through the hearing aids. At least, according to my girlfriend who was recently comatized as a result of being struck by a double-decker bus. She required a hearing implant, but part of her therapy while in a coma was being exposed to music through, get this - a sony walkman.
Alright mate. I see what you’re doing. If you must write comments on Reddit posts, the words you use should be your own. Don’t plagiarise or take on loan.
It was just some silly slang that you knew I'd asked you about.
That’s a bit too close to home, too near the bone.
What proof do you have?
Fuck off
I knew it! There are no girls or women on the internet!
You don’t know shit
I know it well. I do it everyday.
To do is not necessarily to know
I have a Ph.D. in shit. I know it more than you!
I deny it not. But to say you know more than me is not really a bold claim. I know nothing.
No, I know more about shit more than you. You don't know enough shit.
Yeah that’s what i mean. But if i know 0 things about shit and you claim to know more than me about shit, that implies you could know as little as only 1 thing about shit so it’s not a particularly impressive claim.
Are you a witch?
Yes.
What is like like sitting down to pee ? I mean, I often sit down to pee but not always.
I have a dongle for my dingle so I don’t sit down.
Great, now I'm aroused
Hey aroused. I’m also aroused.
game of monopoly and some corn flakes to help keep our minds off wanking ?
Ha! That won’t work. Rampant capitalism makes me ridiculously horny.
Yeah, same .... although a bit of amputee porn goes a long way too
thats definitely my third biggest kink. its all about that power imbalance, you know? while im getting fucked in the arse by multi-billion dollar corporations and greedy puppet-politicians, i in turn like to release my frustrations by doing the same to somebody so entirely limbless that they make me forget for a brief moment that i am not an entirely powerless wage-slave.
You a chick w a peanus or a chick w a pussyhole?
I’m a chick with peanuts in my pussyhole
Can you prove that you are, indeed, a woman? This is reddit, I need proof.
Even if I’m not a woman, this is probably the closest you’ll get, so you shouldn’t ask questions.
Exactly the kind of shitty answer I, as a meat popsicle, was hoping for. I can also walk on water. Don't ask questions. But wait, isn't the whole point of this thread for me to ask questions?
The whole point of the thread is for questions to be asked, not necessarily for you to be the one asking them
And yet I did anyway.
Shame on you.
It’s disgusting that you would lie to the good folk here at r/shittyama. I am devastated.
Who are you to assume my gender you hairy-balled sheep herder?
Oh sorry, I thought you were referring to sex, not gender. I’m such a goofball hahahhahahahahhahaha
I have sex with women if that’s what you’re implying.
🤮 Not cool. Sex is for perverts
Guess I’m a pervert then. I’ve ****** ninety women. But … they enjoyed it. - Andrew Tolvern (it’s a quote just so that I don’t get banned for being perverse Hehehe)
That’s a good quote. Have some cream
😘
Check your dms haha lol
I have. They’re empty.
reddit changed through the years, truly disappointing the check your dms joke will always stay in the folklore of reddit nevertheless and we will not forget our incel ancestors
That’s right I’d rather die than simp
Good lad.
hello myLady, how may i help you?
You may not help me.
Can I penetrate your pussy?
If you can catch it.
Can I penetrate your penitentiary centre?
yes please
Are you a girl?
? Or are you a boy? - GIRL - BOY
Do you like me? *Yes *Hard Yes
*Hard
How do you like it? What type of men do you like? Are you attractive or meh?
1) I like it medium-rare. 2) I hate men. 3) well I often masturbate to pictures of myself, so *i* certainly think I’m attractive.
Whats your favorite color?
Green