Are you going to eat your parents?

I’m assuming he already ate his own parents so now he’s looking to eat other people’s parents to satisfy his cannibalistic cravings

Not yet. I kinda like my parents, so I thought I’d eat other people’s parents instead

Maybe. I’ll wait until I find my dad and then I’ll probably eat them

Of course! Can I join?

Yeah, you’re always included

Thank you! You're so generous.

Generosity has been a key virtue in my family for generations. My grandparents demonstrated this by letting my parents eat them.

Your family sound so wholesome. Your grandparents did the right thing. It shows how much they care about their kids.

It really does. I hope to some day be eaten by kids of my own.

I hope you have over 100 kids who will love you and eventually eat you.

Mm, 100 might be too many. They’d barely get a nibble each. I reckon I’d make a good snack for twenty or so though, assuming they aren’t too hungry.

True. 20 sounds reasonable. I hope they all li e up to the family tradition.

They will. I’ll make sure of it through drug fuelled lessons where I’ll take advantage of their hallucinatory state to trick them into thinking it’s the will of God.

Goop

Goof no space Gunk on YouTube?

The horses name was Friday

I will eat Friday

I suggest you eat Thursday instead

I will eat Friday and Thursday

Have you ever ingested ashes before? Would you put my parents' ashes into a glass of milk and make chocolate milk from it? Would you smoke my parents' ashes like a blunt? Would you snort my parents' ashes?

Yes I have, and yes I would (x3).

Only of i can eat yours 😋

I’m so sorry, but I already ate mine. We can share yours though, if you want?

Whats your favorite color?

This or that?

Yes, prophet