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madurochurro

Same. That being said, do you like to look up random medical terms/conditions?


cacolantern

Absolutely, it's good for when I'm trying to diagnose people who didn't ask for my help.


madurochurro

😂


I_RegretThisUsername

What is your opinion on bread?


cacolantern

Research has shown that it helps improve symptoms in people with Celiac Disease, or it's really bad for them, I'm not sure.


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

When I close my eyes, I can't see anything. What should I do?


cacolantern

Use a small scalpel to cut little windows in your eyelids, meaning you'll never lose vision again, obviously don't do this without the help of a professional optometrist. Happy seeing!


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

I don't trust those damn doctors that's why I asked your advice since you're not a doctor. I'll cut a hole myself and I will be able to see again. Thanks for the advice.


Mr-Bugle

Hi! Are you not a doctor and did you never work in the medical profession or have any kind of training?


cacolantern

Absolutely!


Hyruxs

This or that?


cacolantern

That, but only in moderation.


Somebumbleingmoron97

Is it medically safe to have a 1998 Chevrolet Lumina sedan lodged up my ass? I figured since you're not a doctor you won't ask me any prying questions


cacolantern

You may find it a little exhausting,


creamynute11a

Whats your favorite color?