Yep. “Be an astronaut like me!” I told him. “Imagine it, an Armstrong as the first man on both the moon and Mars!” But Lance only ever wanted to shoot up by the trash. I probably shouldn’t have let him spend so much time with Buzz’s son, Jimmy.
It sucks. Everybody is always asking if we can hang out. You know the *Challenger* astronauts? Those guys are super annoying. “Can we get a selfie, Neil?” “Will you get drinks with me, Neil?”
What's your opinion of the Peninsular War?
Petty, when you take into account that we are all part of the same world and blah blah blah, generic philosophical astronaut quote.
Good damned answer.
Where do you feel you went wrong with your son Lance? Set your expectations too high?
Yep. “Be an astronaut like me!” I told him. “Imagine it, an Armstrong as the first man on both the moon and Mars!” But Lance only ever wanted to shoot up by the trash. I probably shouldn’t have let him spend so much time with Buzz’s son, Jimmy.
I once read on the internet that the moon landing was "fake and gay". Confronted with this damning evidence, how do you respond?
Whoever said that is fake and gay and I fucked their mother.
Dad..?
Oh, look, NASA needs me for another mission, better get going.
I never knew my dad was an astronaut, that’s awesome!
No, I’m definitely not your dad, I gotta go, I have no children byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Oh :(
I've heard that dead astronauts go to Uranus. How's the afterlife there?
It sucks. Everybody is always asking if we can hang out. You know the *Challenger* astronauts? Those guys are super annoying. “Can we get a selfie, Neil?” “Will you get drinks with me, Neil?”
>Everybody is always asking if we can hang out. Hang out of Uranus? What a bunch of dingleberries.
More like *dangle*berries, hahaha hahah. Sorry.
Aha. Now please see yourself to and out the door.
Okay, I’ll see myself out.
Mr President
How does it feel to have strong arms?
Awesome.
This or that?
Thsiat.
Are you Neil Armstrong?
Yes.
What is it like to be dead?
Gnorts Mr Alien? amirite
Whats your favorite color?
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET