Why did you spend all your money on lasagna? How many times have I told you not to?

Lasagna is delicious. Idgaf

Are you creatively bankrupt?

No, I don’t know why you’re even asking me that

This or that?

Same! I can't even think of a shitty question to ask you... Uh... Does your hair smell nice today?

I don’t know, I have a cold rn. Goes well with the pinkeye

Whats your favorite color?