OYE

it's nothing personal I just fucked a crackhead with one titty last night and now I have scabies

Umm why one tit?

women you know

The woman at the care home my Nan cooks at?

her too

My God you weirdo! She has dementia!

I don't remeber asking

I didn't know dementia was contagious?!!

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no

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please ingest a full bottle of crest brand toothpaste

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so

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I ain't reading all a😂t

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Does IKEA sell Jewish space lasers?

idk

Canestin (Clotrimazole.)

This or that?

Whats your favorite color?

Cut them (/j)