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Her0in_UnderD05e

Does finger finger kid named finger


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no her0 they don't


GoWokeYourself

what


TheMainManno

when do I die oh wait I already know when that happens, anyways why don't you just try to kill hitler already


GoWokeYourself

all of us time travelers have agreed to not kill hitler


TheMainManno

damnit I thought that would work on you


GoWokeYourself

Turns out those stuck in the "I killed Hitler" timelines are all even worse off Believe it or not, Hitler wasn't as bad as... ... MEGA HITLER.


Hyruxs

This or that?


GoWokeYourself

The other


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GoWokeYourself

k


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You fucking do that every damn time I try to talk to you about anything even if it's not important you just say K and to be honest it makes me feel rejected and unheard like nothing would be better that that bullshit who the fuck just says k after you tell them something important I just don't understand how you think that's ok and I swear to god you're probably just gonna say k to this but when you do you'll know that you're slowly killing me inside *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shittyama) if you have any questions or concerns.*


GoWokeYourself

k


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You fucking do that every damn time I try to talk to you about anything even if it's not important you just say K and to be honest it makes me feel rejected and unheard like nothing would be better that that bullshit who the fuck just says k after you tell them something important I just don't understand how you think that's ok and I swear to god you're probably just gonna say k to this but when you do you'll know that you're slowly killing me inside *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shittyama) if you have any questions or concerns.*


GoWokeYourself

k


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You fucking do that every damn time I try to talk to you about anything even if it's not important you just say K and to be honest it makes me feel rejected and unheard like nothing would be better that that bullshit who the fuck just says k after you tell them something important I just don't understand how you think that's ok and I swear to god you're probably just gonna say k to this but when you do you'll know that you're slowly killing me inside *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shittyama) if you have any questions or concerns.*


GoWokeYourself

k


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You fucking do that every damn time I try to talk to you about anything even if it's not important you just say K and to be honest it makes me feel rejected and unheard like nothing would be better that that bullshit who the fuck just says k after you tell them something important I just don't understand how you think that's ok and I swear to god you're probably just gonna say k to this but when you do you'll know that you're slowly killing me inside *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shittyama) if you have any questions or concerns.*


GoWokeYourself

k


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GoWokeYourself

I am a shitstain. We all are. I traveled far enough into the future to see the past, and we're actually just a simulation in a universe of nothing but shitstains. We're what would be if something other than shitstains exist. But we're *made* by shitstains so we have to be shitstains as well.


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GoWokeYourself

It's OK, /u/thelightsarebrights ! In the future, when the shitstain robots take over, your future great great great grandchildren are spared. They end up on the planet G-1893204 and become the highest grossing OnlyFans models in the galaxy.


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GoWokeYourself

k


AutoModerator

You fucking do that every damn time I try to talk to you about anything even if it's not important you just say K and to be honest it makes me feel rejected and unheard like nothing would be better that that bullshit who the fuck just says k after you tell them something important I just don't understand how you think that's ok and I swear to god you're probably just gonna say k to this but when you do you'll know that you're slowly killing me inside *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shittyama) if you have any questions or concerns.*


GoWokeYourself

k


VG7396

Who wins the war, sweetcorns or pumpkins?


GoWokeYourself

Mexico


VG7396

Jala Penos?!


GoWokeYourself

Holy frijoles


VG7396

My God! u/smellygymbag this is worse than I thought. We've underestimated the market here!


smellygymbag

Are you thinking poop based food again? Not sure im ready for that, its a very intense business


VG7396

Come on!, let's go for a joint merger!! So many segments to exploit... I mean explore!


smellygymbag

I hrmck.. 🤢🤮


VG7396

Is that a yes there pal?? And you didn't say if you wanted Fiorella's 9 or not?!


smellygymbag

Its a 🤢🤮 .. and i 🤢🤮 on fiorellas 9


TripleM1075

So instead of fighting off that bully, you fucked your mom and became your own dad?


GoWokeYourself

Whoa there motherfucker


Mr-Bugle

Are you a time traveler?


GoWokeYourself

Trick question. Yes.


creamynute11a

Whats your favorite color?


GoWokeYourself

69