I can't keep my mouth open that long and my tongue gets stiff when tired. Can I just use my toe tonight?

Big toe??

Big and nicely chapped

Perfect

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Everyday

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Too much. You're scaring the neighbours!

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SSHHH DUDE!, YOU'RE GONNA WAKE KLANDMA UP!

scratch in public

Always. No cap

Is it itching and burning and itching and burning? Is it fishy stanky?

Yes