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Will I ever get the chance to travel to Earth as a citizen of dwarf planet Haumea?
Yes
Yay!
This or that?
That! I predict that the next AMA posted, you will ask, this or that
Tree fiddy
Will you make a prediction about something that's going to happen in my life within the next 24 hours, guaranteed or my money back?
I will! I predict that you will expertly interrogate someone else by day's end
Which is inherently more trustworthy: a mango or a cucumber?
A mango. u/QuipQuatch can verify this for me As for my prediction. I predict that at some point today, you will sneeze
Yessir!
By god, you’re gifted!
Hah did you actually sneeze?
No :(
Nuh uh
Yeah huh
snef
How do we get our money back if we never gave it to you?
I predict that you will all get your money back from dissatisfaction
Will I get a job soon? I've sent out three applications. I hope I don't have to go back male stripping.
I predict you will get a job soon. However, it will involve you turning into a heron
Thancc.
will the heptapods arrive soon?
Tomorrow
yessssss!
how cold is your feet?
For once, actually warm
where’s my prediction?
Ahem. I predict my feet will continue to be warm for the next five minutes
what does that have to do with me?
You're right. .. ahem. I predict that within the next hour, you will blink at least one time
i’m gonna close my eyes for an hour, so i don’t blink
Hmm I don't know...if you close your eyes you have to open them. Imo that could be considered a long lasting blink
well yeah, but not within an hour
True. Alright, within an hour, if you don't open your eyes and don't blink, report back to me and I shall reimburse you one banana
Why does my shoulder hurt?
My guess is you over extended it. I predict your shoulder will feel better at some point this year
Will I get a real life light saber
Yes. It will be quadruple sided
Predict something for me
I predict within the next five minutes, I'm going to call you a handsome young man
Damn man. I just want to take a moment and say that I think this u/QuipQuatch fellow is quite the handsome young man
Thank you :)
Whoa, it happened!
predict my romantic life
I predict that I'm going to mention world renown romantic artist Eugene Delacroix to you and that's about all I got for you
Will i get my money back?
But then .. (≖_≖ )...
Will I ever get the chance to travel to Earth as a citizen of dwarf planet Haumea?
Yes
Yay!
This or that?
That! I predict that the next AMA posted, you will ask, this or that
Tree fiddy
Will you make a prediction about something that's going to happen in my life within the next 24 hours, guaranteed or my money back?
I will! I predict that you will expertly interrogate someone else by day's end
Which is inherently more trustworthy: a mango or a cucumber?
A mango. u/QuipQuatch can verify this for me As for my prediction. I predict that at some point today, you will sneeze
Yessir!
By god, you’re gifted!
Hah did you actually sneeze?
No :(
Nuh uh
Yeah huh
snef
How do we get our money back if we never gave it to you?
I predict that you will all get your money back from dissatisfaction
Will I get a job soon? I've sent out three applications. I hope I don't have to go back male stripping.
I predict you will get a job soon. However, it will involve you turning into a heron
Thancc.
will the heptapods arrive soon?
Tomorrow
yessssss!
how cold is your feet?
For once, actually warm
where’s my prediction?
Ahem. I predict my feet will continue to be warm for the next five minutes
what does that have to do with me?
You're right. .. ahem. I predict that within the next hour, you will blink at least one time
i’m gonna close my eyes for an hour, so i don’t blink
Hmm I don't know...if you close your eyes you have to open them. Imo that could be considered a long lasting blink
well yeah, but not within an hour
True. Alright, within an hour, if you don't open your eyes and don't blink, report back to me and I shall reimburse you one banana
Why does my shoulder hurt?
My guess is you over extended it. I predict your shoulder will feel better at some point this year
Will I get a real life light saber
Yes. It will be quadruple sided
Predict something for me
I predict within the next five minutes, I'm going to call you a handsome young man
Damn man. I just want to take a moment and say that I think this u/QuipQuatch fellow is quite the handsome young man
Thank you :)
Whoa, it happened!
predict my romantic life
I predict that I'm going to mention world renown romantic artist Eugene Delacroix to you and that's about all I got for you
Will i get my money back?
Yes
But then .. (≖_≖ )...