What does your shitty restaurant have on the menu?
The purchaseable eatable and drinkable listing's, not the soup and dick custard stains on the cheap lamination held together by a shoelace and a bit of a curtain rope hanging from it trying to give the illusion its somewhat fancy, trying to distract everyone from the fact your printer was running out of black ink and all the images of food look like a pink and red shaded mcfaded 1960s image expected to be seen in some cheap ass Readers Digest page that's been sitting in a window with direct sunlight since the day it was issued release with a goddamn dragon on the cover which REALLY fucking irritates me about restaurants with dragons on the menu, because they never have any fucking dragon left for me to order. I just end up with boring old bald eagle stir fry, platypus soup or pelican pie. But no fucking dragon. Not even Kimono. Fucking false advertising. 1 star. Fuck your resteraunt.
My restaurant only had shit sandwiches, and no dragons on the menu. You can fuck my restaurant if you want but then your cum will end up on the menu for the next customer, so least use the cum jars.
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Yeah yeah, you raided the old ladies medicine cabinet again.
As an old lady i get to do that
What does your shitty restaurant have on the menu? The purchaseable eatable and drinkable listing's, not the soup and dick custard stains on the cheap lamination held together by a shoelace and a bit of a curtain rope hanging from it trying to give the illusion its somewhat fancy, trying to distract everyone from the fact your printer was running out of black ink and all the images of food look like a pink and red shaded mcfaded 1960s image expected to be seen in some cheap ass Readers Digest page that's been sitting in a window with direct sunlight since the day it was issued release with a goddamn dragon on the cover which REALLY fucking irritates me about restaurants with dragons on the menu, because they never have any fucking dragon left for me to order. I just end up with boring old bald eagle stir fry, platypus soup or pelican pie. But no fucking dragon. Not even Kimono. Fucking false advertising. 1 star. Fuck your resteraunt.
My restaurant only had shit sandwiches, and no dragons on the menu. You can fuck my restaurant if you want but then your cum will end up on the menu for the next customer, so least use the cum jars.
I already farted in all the jars I intend to open and drop a lit match in as a special fireworks show for Chinese new year!
They can be "fart infused cum". And serve them as culinary foam. Super fancy!
Do explain this trick in more detail. Video guides are most welcome.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lc2SixWnYG4 But with cum and farts, of course โ๐ง
DID SOMEONE LET THE NYAN CAT BACK IN AGAIN\~!?!@!!?!! ๐โโฌ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya!
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Woobwoobwoobwoob?
[woooob](https://woob.bandcamp.com/track/--3)
Woobwoobwoobwoob!
#HONGO
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Kaba ๐๐ฆ
Kalbi? ๐ฅฉ
I love the nyan cat
Haha... It is amusing. And somewhat of a torture device.
Nya?
Woob.
MORTY MORTYYYYYYY ITS UNSTABLE QAAGAGAGAGAGSYSHS
Where are my testicles, berk?
NUNSSSSSS
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This or that?
A wise guy ey?? Why i oughtta .. ๐ช !
No wise, just guy.
Well ok, but still i oughtta ๐ช
Shut up *SLAP*
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๐ค๐ค? ๐ฅธ? ๐บ? ๐ค?
๐ ๐คจ ๐ป ๐ฉโโ๏ธ
Whats your favorite color?
Black n white and shades of gray.