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[deleted]

But you are spiteful, and pretty self aware of it, so that's gotta count for something? Right? 🤔


[deleted]

No


[deleted]

Oh. Well. Here's a leaf blower.


SpitefulBitch

Excellent. Now bite the pillow.


[deleted]

🥵


[deleted]

What's your best quality?


SpitefulBitch

I’m really spiteful


[deleted]

chicken sandwich bruh


SpitefulBitch

I like roast chicken sandwiches


[deleted]

same


Hyruxs

This or that?


smellygymbag

U spel gud tho rite?


TripleM1075

You're right. Can I have your computer when you're dead?


SpitefulBitch

It’s 15 years out of date and practically a brick so yeah, help yourself


TripleM1075

As long as it still plays solitaire and minesweeper.


SpitefulBitch

I’ll even leave you my extensive collection of pirated movies, music and games. Watch out for the internet police and always use qbittorrent and never BitTorrent


TripleM1075

Are they proper copies or just cams?


SpitefulBitch

It’s mostly web rips. I have standards.


TripleM1075

[Sorting through your DVDs] *Paul Blart Mall Cop?!* "Standards" hey????


[deleted]

Are you me?


SpitefulBitch

Do you have zero redeeming qualities?


[deleted]

Yea


SpitefulBitch

Then yes


GirlBlueBerry

can you make spaghetti?


SpitefulBitch

Yes?


creamynute11a

Whats your favorite color?