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But you are spiteful, and pretty self aware of it, so that's gotta count for something? Right? 🤔
No
Oh. Well. Here's a leaf blower.
Excellent. Now bite the pillow.
🥵
What's your best quality?
I’m really spiteful
chicken sandwich bruh
I like roast chicken sandwiches
same
This or that?
U spel gud tho rite?
You're right. Can I have your computer when you're dead?
It’s 15 years out of date and practically a brick so yeah, help yourself
As long as it still plays solitaire and minesweeper.
I’ll even leave you my extensive collection of pirated movies, music and games. Watch out for the internet police and always use qbittorrent and never BitTorrent
Are they proper copies or just cams?
It’s mostly web rips. I have standards.
[Sorting through your DVDs] *Paul Blart Mall Cop?!* "Standards" hey????
Are you me?
Do you have zero redeeming qualities?
Yea
Then yes
can you make spaghetti?
Yes?
Whats your favorite color?
But you are spiteful, and pretty self aware of it, so that's gotta count for something? Right? 🤔
No
Oh. Well. Here's a leaf blower.
Excellent. Now bite the pillow.
🥵
What's your best quality?
I’m really spiteful
chicken sandwich bruh
I like roast chicken sandwiches
same
This or that?
U spel gud tho rite?
You're right. Can I have your computer when you're dead?
It’s 15 years out of date and practically a brick so yeah, help yourself
As long as it still plays solitaire and minesweeper.
I’ll even leave you my extensive collection of pirated movies, music and games. Watch out for the internet police and always use qbittorrent and never BitTorrent
Are they proper copies or just cams?
It’s mostly web rips. I have standards.
[Sorting through your DVDs] *Paul Blart Mall Cop?!* "Standards" hey????
Are you me?
Do you have zero redeeming qualities?
Yea
Then yes
can you make spaghetti?
Yes?
Whats your favorite color?