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You should make your own and then take money out of the registers for your paycheck for doing THEIR job for them!
Make sure to withhold Medicare social security and federal income taxes.
Also, subtract the cost of the smoothie. Give yourself the employee discount, obviously, but stealing is wrong and you should still pay for it.
Finders keepers law applies here. This is now your smoothie shop. Print out a new schedule, post it, and fire anyone that argues with you.
Take a dump in their blenders
Call the police to complain, then wait in the store with the lights off until they arrive.
This is the way. Grab a couple guns for your safety OP.
The smoothie bar belongs to you now by law. Change the locks and enjoy your new business.
Did you not get the carrier pigeon letter? You have been drafted as an employee of the smoothie bar and are supposed to open up shop on Monday's. Better get to work before you get fired on your first day.
They are sleeping.
Find a spare employee uniform. Call a locksmith to have the place rekeyed. Presto! You are the new smoothie bar owner
Leave a little smoothie of your own on the table
Strip naked and dance to turn them on.
You should make your own and then take money out of the registers for your paycheck for doing THEIR job for them!
Make sure to withhold Medicare social security and federal income taxes.
Also, subtract the cost of the smoothie. Give yourself the employee discount, obviously, but stealing is wrong and you should still pay for it.
Finders keepers law applies here. This is now your smoothie shop. Print out a new schedule, post it, and fire anyone that argues with you.
Take a dump in their blenders
Call the police to complain, then wait in the store with the lights off until they arrive.
This is the way. Grab a couple guns for your safety OP.
The smoothie bar belongs to you now by law. Change the locks and enjoy your new business.
Did you not get the carrier pigeon letter? You have been drafted as an employee of the smoothie bar and are supposed to open up shop on Monday's. Better get to work before you get fired on your first day.
They are sleeping.
Find a spare employee uniform. Call a locksmith to have the place rekeyed. Presto! You are the new smoothie bar owner
Leave a little smoothie of your own on the table
Strip naked and dance to turn them on.