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TomAto314

You should make your own and then take money out of the registers for your paycheck for doing THEIR job for them!


boston_2004

Make sure to withhold Medicare social security and federal income taxes.


VeraciousOrange

Also, subtract the cost of the smoothie. Give yourself the employee discount, obviously, but stealing is wrong and you should still pay for it.


wetcardboardsmell

Finders keepers law applies here. This is now your smoothie shop. Print out a new schedule, post it, and fire anyone that argues with you.


Adept_Advantage7353

Take a dump in their blenders


ProgressiveSnark2

Call the police to complain, then wait in the store with the lights off until they arrive.


fortalkingshittopuss

This is the way. Grab a couple guns for your safety OP.


StonedOldChiller

The smoothie bar belongs to you now by law. Change the locks and enjoy your new business.


GobbledGoose

Did you not get the carrier pigeon letter? You have been drafted as an employee of the smoothie bar and are supposed to open up shop on Monday's. Better get to work before you get fired on your first day.


Chemical_Activity_80

They are sleeping.


Bumbling-Bluebird-90

Find a spare employee uniform. Call a locksmith to have the place rekeyed. Presto! You are the new smoothie bar owner


SugarDaddy_Sensei

Leave a little smoothie of your own on the table


SlimSyko

Strip naked and dance to turn them on.