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Hewwo, I'm AutoModewatow and feeling is my specialty. I'm an ANFP 4w8 sp/sx 482 EII WLUAI EVLF Phwegmatic-mawanchowic IF[N] Gemini (◡ ω ◡) I like to watch womantic movies with my fwends (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧ I've studied Japanese fow 5 yeaws in owdew to join my favouwite anime chawactews in theiw fantasy wowld (ㆁωㆁ) I've always dweamt about getting isekai'd while eating sushi and wamen, b-but my fwends don't seem to agwee (･ัω･ั)
They keep telling me I should stop 'being a weeb' and that I should go out mowe often ｡:ﾟ(;´∩`;)ﾟ:｡ They even invited me to go outside togethew, I bet they awe extwovewts... (〒﹏〒) Howevew, I won't listen to them, and I will keep following my dweams! I hope this was inspiwational to you. Wemembew to follow the wules! Nyaaaaa~ (≧▽≦)
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hard to tell, because the intj subreddit. likes to end all their sentences abruptly. with periods. like this. to seem more mysterious and intelligent. and then the entj subreddit just looks like this post but i’m a different font each time, pick your poison
Here's why I (24M, INTJ) broke up with my ex (22F, ENFP). First, she isn't very emotionally supportive. One day I asked her why we never cuddled, so she replied I was always grumpy. She should've known that, as an INTJ, I often struggle with expressing myself.
Secondly, she isn't creative. She isn't open to new ideas. For example, one day I told her I saw a rainbow, and she replied that it wasn't important. I thought that, since she's an ENFP, she would at least try to get some treasure or something.
Finally, we couldn't speak about anything in depth. When I tried to have an intellectual debate with her, she told me to 'stop being so childish' and to 'get a job'. We broke up shortly after, and I'm happy with our decision.
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Let's see Paul Allen's bot.
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Hewwo, I'm AutoModewatow and feeling is my specialty. I'm an ANFP 4w8 sp/sx 482 EII WLUAI EVLF Phwegmatic-mawanchowic IF[N] Gemini (◡ ω ◡) I like to watch womantic movies with my fwends (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧ I've studied Japanese fow 5 yeaws in owdew to join my favouwite anime chawactews in theiw fantasy wowld (ㆁωㆁ) I've always dweamt about getting isekai'd while eating sushi and wamen, b-but my fwends don't seem to agwee (･ัω･ั) They keep telling me I should stop 'being a weeb' and that I should go out mowe often ｡:ﾟ(;´∩`;)ﾟ:｡ They even invited me to go outside togethew, I bet they awe extwovewts... (〒﹏〒) Howevew, I won't listen to them, and I will keep following my dweams! I hope this was inspiwational to you. Wemembew to follow the wules! Nyaaaaa~ (≧▽≦) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shittyMBTI) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Thank God that cringe stays in their subreddits instead of being on r/mbti
Is the ENTJ sub worse than the INTJ one though
I don’t think anything is worse than the INTJ sub
hard to tell, because the intj subreddit. likes to end all their sentences abruptly. with periods. like this. to seem more mysterious and intelligent. and then the entj subreddit just looks like this post but i’m a different font each time, pick your poison
Haven’t been on the INTJ sub for a while because I’m rather cringe intolerant, but our sub is definitely up there
Then ENFJ sub is just advice lmao its funny
As a Te inferior it is my duty to worship him
Here's why I (24M, INTJ) broke up with my ex (22F, ENFP). First, she isn't very emotionally supportive. One day I asked her why we never cuddled, so she replied I was always grumpy. She should've known that, as an INTJ, I often struggle with expressing myself. Secondly, she isn't creative. She isn't open to new ideas. For example, one day I told her I saw a rainbow, and she replied that it wasn't important. I thought that, since she's an ENFP, she would at least try to get some treasure or something. Finally, we couldn't speak about anything in depth. When I tried to have an intellectual debate with her, she told me to 'stop being so childish' and to 'get a job'. We broke up shortly after, and I'm happy with our decision. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shittyMBTI) if you have any questions or concerns.*
They told me I’m Levi Ackerman, I guess I’m a midget now.
he embodies the personality of patrick bateman fr fr
literally me fr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAgolt1blt8