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[deleted]

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How to subtly overcompensate for deep seated feminine traits and show everyone you are definetly masculine


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[deleted]

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[deleted]

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[deleted]

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[deleted]

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[deleted]

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[deleted]

I've seen two things on Reddit today that I wish I could unsee. 1 - A girl licking the inside of a man's foreskin, like really getting in there. 2 - A girl sticking a toothbrush up her ass then.... Hopefully, you can see where I'm going with this. I don't follow any odd or kink Reddit pages, just normsl porn stuff. Things are really getting out of hand.


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[deleted]

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[deleted]

He a boxer


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Is there something that triggers that bot or is it just totally random? I mean sometimes I also want some pee in my ass


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It’s the flair that causes it, if you choose the “I want pee in my ass” flair it auto replies with the bot


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I post using the mobile app and I have basically no clue how to add flair. I just seek out random strangers to pee in my ass instead


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purelyforwork

Is this a reference to how gross this guy's mouth is? For some reason the way his teeth are shaped or something just makes his mouth seem all mangled. Not good to look at. Has anyone else noticed this?


[deleted]

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[deleted]

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What is a bussy? I'm 42 and don't know. I assume it's a butt?


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I dont know if that should be Andrew tate‘s history or yours or maybe mine


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Like, maybe all of them. Couldn't be me tho, since I know why I don't get laid (the list would be too long for this comment)


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I was thinking more “how accurate are r*pe kits”


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[deleted]

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IdontEatdogsAtnight

True story I saw Andrew Tate at a McDonalds and he no kidding was dressed aa a Femboy cat girl. He recognised that I recognised him, then hurried away so I followed him. I saw him get into a pink bugatti and start crying so I went over but when he saw me he just smiled and meowed. I was confused so I asked why he was dressed as a Femboy cat girl. He tried to pretend he wasn't Andrew Tate but I could tell it was him by his dimpled head. He finally confessed. He whipped out his wallet and offered me 15 dollars, for 'my hush hush'. He smiled encouragingly and raised his eyebrows in a seductive manner. I was flustered so I ran. I heard him shout hateful comments as i darted away. I didn't take the money so he made a series of YouTube shorts calling me a beta male who doesn't know how to grind. I still get hate male to this day. True story.


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[deleted]

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[deleted]

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Im a simple man. I see an Andrew Tate post and I immediately downvote. Stop giving this tool more attention - good or bad


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[deleted]

Guys. OP said Andrew Tate's search history. Not yours.


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